The first time I used it, it felt good.
It's soft where it should be, slippery where it should be, and her graceful figure is wrapped in clothes, but Li Qinzai already clearly knows the size of his fiancée.
The pampered young lady from an aristocratic family is indeed different from ordinary women. She has fair skin and soft tentacles. The idiom "as smooth as gelatin" is so suitable for her.
Not to mention that when you get closer, there is a faint orchid fragrance. It is definitely not the tacky fragrance that is pickled in cosmetics, but is pickled by the natural floral fragrance.
Then Li Qinzai began to reflect on the bra he made for her last time.
I underestimated her size. No wonder she didn't wear it. My mistake.
When I get back, I'll make her a new one, make a few more, and wear them differently.
Cui Jie was so embarrassed that she fainted. Ever since she was a child, no man had ever dared to be so frivolous towards her. Although the man in front of her was different, he was her destined husband, but it was against etiquette and law to not get married for a day.
"I'm not alive anymore!" Cui Jie sat on the millstone and cried.
Li Qinzai said apologetically: "It was unintentional just now. I didn't mean to be scornful of you. I really just wanted to see the jade pendant..."
Cui Jie lowered her head and wiped her tears, crying.
Li Qinzai said helplessly: "Why don't you touch it back? Although my body has a different style from yours, it is more powerful, strong and beautiful, and it can also give women a sense of security. If you try hard to hold your breath, you may have abdominal muscles. It's really better." The more you touch it, the more addictive it becomes, and the women in the world get rave reviews..."
Cui Jie ignored him and continued to cry.
Li Qinzai became impatient: "If you cry again, I will continue to touch you. Anyway, you can't be coaxed. It's better to break and then stand up..."
Cui Jie stopped crying and stared at him with teary eyes: "You...bastard!"
Strong sacrifice reads sacrifice. Li Qinzai was very happy: "Young lady from the aristocratic family is really... no deterrent and no harm at all. The more she curses, the more exciting it becomes. Next time I will teach you how to curse, and I will make sure that when you open your mouth, others will immediately draw their swords and kill themselves."
Cui Jie sobbed and said angrily: "I only scold you. You are the only one in the world who would bully me like this."
"Either we are husband and wife, and husband and wife are enemies. Don't enemies just bully each other? I'll let you bully me back next time."
"Who will marry you? I won't marry you!"
Seeing that Cui Jie was still angry, Li Qinzai said: "Okay, I swear, I will never miss your jade pendant from now on, okay?"
Cui Jie still glared at him angrily: "...and you are not allowed to cheat me of my money!"
"We're almost a family now. What's yours is mine. No matter what you lie to or not...Okay, don't lie to me."
Cui Jie snorted and seemed not too angry anymore.
She stretched out her slender finger and poked his chest, Cui Jie said: "I haven't entered your Li family yet, you must treat me like a gentleman and treat me as a guest. Don't be frivolous."
Li Qinzai said happily: "Okay, I won't be frivolous until you come in."
Cui Jie hesitated, then her cheeks turned red with embarrassment, and she said softly: "Even after entering the door, I won't..."
Li Qinzai's eyes widened: "You're not even allowed in? It's unreasonable!"
He turned around and shouted out of the yard: "Where is my uncle? Call him here. I don't want this woman anymore. Find another one!"
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After Li Zhi and the dukes and princes played in Zhuangzi for two days, they finally left with unsatisfied feelings.
During a parent-teacher meeting, a group of monarchs and ministers threw the Li family's courtyard into a frenzy, especially since there were so many forbidden troops in the courtyard, and the security was extremely tight. Not only strangers were strictly prohibited from entering, but even unfamiliar objects had to be scrutinized for a long time.
They all had to taste the saltiness of the manure passing through the door.
Li Qinzai had no choice but to keep expressly hinting that the country could not live without a king for a day, and countless complicated state affairs and affairs in the Chang'an court were waiting for his Majesty and his courtiers to handle.
A group of people abandon government affairs and go to the countryside for vacation. This is a sign of lack of progress. Such a performance can only appear in a certain young man of the Li family who takes laziness and enjoyment as his life goal...
After thinking about it for a long time, Li Zhi finally decided to leave.
Li Qinzai seriously suspected that he left not to return to Chang'an to handle government affairs, but because he couldn't stand Li Qinzai's verbosity.
The emperors these days have to be diligent, indeed diligent, and only sleep about two or three hours a day.
But it would be an exaggeration to say that he does this every day.
As far as Li Qinzai knew, Li Zhi and Empress Wu often visited Luoyang for two months. Many imperial memorials were delivered on the way to the patrol by 800-mile horseback, and Li Zhi approved them without incident.
There are really not many emperors who are exhausted. Most of them play to death or seek their own death.
After respectfully sending Li Zhi and the dukes and princes away, Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the chariot move slowly, the flags went away, and the smoke and dust raised gradually faded away.
I won't hold a parent-teacher meeting next time, just to make myself unhappy. I am playing tricks in front of this group of monarchs and ministers. Li Qinzai is indeed a bit immature. The time traveler just has more knowledge. When it comes to calculations, he is the ancestor.
The final result of this parent-teacher meeting was that the little bastards lived up to expectations and were beaten by their biological fathers, but Li Qinzai also suffered heavy losses. He will soon be the principal, and there are a lot of students in the village for no apparent reason. He has to spend a lot of energy and time every day. More.
Neither teachers nor students got any favors, but the final winner turned out to be Li Zhi.
Li Qinzai watched the royal chariot cavalry go away, and the little bastards stood behind Li Qinzai in an orderly manner.
When the royal chariot disappeared, Li Qinzai turned around and found that the little bastards were staring at him with resentment in their eyes.
Li Qinzai felt a little uncomfortable, then glared: "What!"
The little bastards all moved in unison and leaned back, shaking their heads in awe.
"The ugly words have been made for a long time. If you don't live up to your expectations, why don't you blame your husband for telling the truth to your parents? If you don't do well, be prepared to be beaten." Li Qinzai said seriously.
Li Sujie said obediently: "What Mr. said is absolutely true. I will be sincere and diligent in the future, and work hard to do well in the exam, so as not to disappoint Mr. and my father."
This time Zhang Si. Li Qinzai pointed at him and said to the little bastards: "Listen, this is the attitude that life should have."
After looking him up and down, Li Qinzai said again: "You didn't get beaten?"
Li Sujie smiled reservedly: "Except for Senior Brother Li Qiao, my disciples also failed, but their grades are the best among all the students. My father encouraged me and never beat me."
Li Qinzai nodded happily, then glared at the other bastards and said, "Look at them!"
This statement works great.
brush!
Hatred transferred!
The little bastards stared at Li Sujie with evil eyes.
Li Sujie, a prince who had been on the battlefield before, was mentally very strong, and the people staring at him made the hair on his back crawl, and he twisted uncomfortably.
In school, bullies and scumbags are inherently incompatible, unless there is a male and a female.
Li Sujie might not understand this until she was bullied by a scumbag.
"Okay, looks can't kill. If you have the guts, you can find an opportunity to trick him in private..." Li Qinzai continued: "You must already know that a lobby is about to be built in Zhuangzi, and you are about to welcome a group of people. New junior brother."
Control the big one and control the owl. Everyone nodded silently.
Li Qinzai's face suddenly turned ferocious: "... Take out your dandy bastard temperament and take them away one by one. Do you remember my purpose?"
Everyone said in unison: "Unfair, unfair, or damn...unfair!"
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