I am really speechless for Li Xian.
Your mother is the future Emperor Zetian, who can kill gods when she is in the way, and demons when she is in the way of demons. As her biological son, how dare you not do your winter vacation homework and make up a bad excuse to fool the teacher?
Who gave you the courage?
"I'll give you one last chance. Tell the truth. If you have done your homework, hand it in. If you haven't done it, admit it honestly. If you dare to make up lies to deceive your husband again, the consequences will be serious." Li Qinzai said slowly, with a cold look in his eyes.
The bastards were stunned for a moment, and Li Xian suddenly bowed to him and said with shame: "Sir, I'm wrong, I didn't actually do my homework."
Then, everyone bowed and admitted honestly that they did not do their winter vacation homework.
Seeing that no one had done anything, Li Qinzai couldn't help but sigh and said, "You have discussed it privately. If you don't do your homework, you think I will do the right thing and not blame others, right?"
Li Xian pursed his lips, lowered his head and said: "At the beginning of the year, my husband went with the army to the east. My disciples were lucky, thinking that my husband could do whatever they wanted without Chang'an, so they didn't do it. I originally wanted to do it before coming to Zhuangzi, but after I asked them, they all agreed. I didn’t do it, so I simply didn’t do it.”
Li Qinzai sighed again. This mentality was exactly the same as his previous life.
Thousands of years have passed, and the excuses are still the same, and the psychology is the same. I really doubt whether world civilization has progressed or stagnated. Otherwise, after more than a thousand years, why do such bastards keep appearing in the world?
"It doesn't matter if you haven't done it. Sir, I won't beat you or scold you. You must finish your work today before you can enter. Tell your followers to quickly set up tents, make fires and make food. You won't be able to come in tonight. If there is anyone else before midnight tomorrow, If you don’t pay, then don’t blame me for being rude and there is no negotiation for dismissal.”
The gangsters suddenly became panicked. They didn't even bother to salute, and shouted at the top of their lungs to their followers to set up tents.
In the open space at the gate of Li's villa, the followers brought a low table and pen and ink for their master, and all the bastards gathered in a group, doing their homework in a hurry.
They were not expected to complete it independently. The bastards wrote in a hurry, and when they encountered something they couldn't do, they whispered to each other, or copied each other.
He knew the homework left by Li Qinzai by heart. This group of bastards would probably have a sleepless night tonight. Even if they copied it, they would make them cry.
Very good, this is the beautiful age of life, now all we have to do is develop a little ambiguity and affection with lesbians.
It's a pity that Li Qinzai teaches a monk class. If you don't dislike it, there are quite a few ugly maids in the other courtyard.
Bayonets see red or something like that... I don't advocate it, but I don't oppose it either. According to the saying that the children of powerful people in ancient times were kind to each other, what else could Mr. Li do besides blessing him? Do you wish them to have a baby soon?
That night, when the bastards arrived at the desk after copying their homework, they saw that most of it was still unfinished. Finally, someone couldn't help but burst into tears. Some took the lead and others followed, so all the bastards started crying.
There is no point in crying. Crying also counts time.
While wiping away tears, I gritted my teeth and copied my homework. I always had to pay it back when I went out to fool around. I had played so carelessly in the past six months, and God couldn't stand it without suffering some retribution.
They kept copying until dawn, and the bastards finally finished their homework. They took a long breath of relief, looked at each other's tears and dark circles on their faces, and then gave each other an encouraging smile.
Li Qinzai rarely got up early and stretched out of the door.
A group of bastards stood neatly, holding fresh winter vacation homework in their hands, and everyone's face was filled with excitement.
After not sleeping all night, everyone yawned profusely and could no longer stand still.
Li Qinzai sneered.
Oh, if Mr. Li is so easy to get rid of, wouldn't he be reduced to the same thing as those rotten scholars?
Ignoring the crumbling bodies of the bastards, Li Qinzai said lightly: "Oh, by the way, I have decided to hold a parent-teacher meeting in ten days and invite your direct elders to come to the village. I will host a banquet for your elders..."
"'Direct elder' means that your father, father, and biological father must come to Zhuangzi in person, and no one is allowed to be an exception."
This sentence was very exciting, at least the sleepiness of the bastards was instantly swept away, and they turned to expressions of despair.
"Sir, spare your life! I can't survive!" Shangguan Kun'er was the first to scream miserably.
Qi Bizhen didn't care at all: "It doesn't matter, the worst I can do is get beaten up and have a huge scar on my head. What are you afraid of!"
Li Xian said in panic: "Sir, my disciple's father...Father, he is busy with government affairs, so there is no need for him to come here in person, right?"
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "I talked with your father years ago. Your father will arrive on time. He will also bring a whip dipped in salt water. You'd better eat more meat these days to grow longer." Fat won’t hurt your muscles and bones when it’s smoked.”
Li Xian looked miserable and looked up to the sky like the overlord of Chu in Gaixia. Li Qinzai wanted to hand him a suicide sword.
Looking at the miserable looking bastards, Li Qinzai felt greatly satisfied and said with a smile: "You guys, too, eat more meat. If nothing else, basically everyone will not be able to escape a severe beating. Your Majesty will take action." If you are more ruthless, I will personally give you a glorious first year."
"Okay, let's all go in and sleep. Sir, I still feel sorry for you. This period we will start with double-digit multiplication and division, as well as comprehensive operations. You can continue to mess around. It doesn't matter. I'm not the one getting beaten at the end of the year anyway."
The bastards who came in while wiping away tears had sad backs, but Li Qinzai was overjoyed.
Compared with the serious and lively Ba, the scum are actually more cute. As for knowledge, just enough is enough. Li Qinzai never expects to find several physicists from these bastards. What he wants to do in this life is to stay. The spark of enlightenment.
Later, if people had talent and opportunity, the fire could start a prairie fire. With knowledge of mathematics and physics, the Tang Dynasty a hundred years later might be able to try the path of semi-feudal and semi-industrialization.
If it is inevitable that farmers will lose their land in the future, these questions from Li Qinzai can help the Tang Dynasty survive for a few more years, which can be regarded as repaying his wonderful fate with the Tang Dynasty.
As for completely changing the system of the Tang Dynasty, making a vigorous revolution, etc... Only those who have eaten too much can do such idle things.
Others think he is a genius sent from heaven, does he really think he is a genius?
He is a social beast who lives to eat and die. Who pays him a salary after doing so many things?
Liu Rengui returned to Chang'an.
After the Battle of Baijiangkou, the entire Japanese army was wiped out. Later, Li Qinzai led an army to land and destroy the country.
Originally, the Japanese nation intervened in this war for its own ambitions. It happened that the remnant of the Baekje Kingdom, Hoshibok Shin, took the initiative to ask for help from the Japanese nation. So the Japanese nation came in shyly like a prostitute who was led in by a prostitute and blew the lamp...
With the annihilation of the Japanese army and the destruction of the country, Baekje's last glimmer of hope for restoration was completely extinguished, and the remnants were finally unable to hold on.
After the news of the subjugation of Wodo reached Baekje, the remnants of Baekje fled one after another. Some fled to Goguryeo, and some disguised themselves as Silla people and fled into the territory of Silla.
Apart from these two places, they had no way to escape. After the destruction of the Japanese kingdom, the four directions of the Baekje Kingdom were sealed by the Tang Dynasty. The remaining people had no choice but to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.
Therefore, Liu Rengui fought extremely easily in the subsequent battle to wipe out the remnants. Sometimes, as soon as the team set up camp, groups of Baekje remnants emerged from the caves and surrendered to the Tang army.
In Li Qinzai's battle to destroy the Japanese country, its influence and radiation effect finally came into play. Seriously speaking, Li Qinzai should be considered a part of the credit.
After easily dealing with the remnants of Baekje, Liu Rengui returned to Chang'an to report on his duties.
Returning to the once familiar city of Chang'an, Liu Rengui didn't look away after entering the city.
He is a stoic person, and has never been tempted by the bustling world of mortals. He is like an old god with a white beard who does not eat the fireworks of the world.
The only shortcoming is that this old god is too noble and a bit of a failure in life. His biggest hobby is complaining.
Entering the city and heading straight to Tai Chi Palace, Li Zhi summoned Liu Rengui at Chengxiang Palace.
When Liu Rengui entered the hall to pay homage, Li Zhi excitedly stepped forward to hold his arm: "General Liu has worked hard all the way. I am really touched by the general's dedication to serving his country, his country, and his country."
Liu Rengui lowered his head and clasped his fists: "Your Majesty has greatly praised my duty."
Li Zhi shook his head: "It's not ridiculous at all. Li Qinzai mentioned General Liu to me when he returned to Chang'an the day before yesterday. General Liu managed the army well and had strict military discipline, which made the remaining people of Baekje fearful. This is all due to General Liu. "
Liu Rengui said calmly: "We have just wiped out a few remnants. Any general we send to the court can do the job. I am really ashamed of myself."
Li Zhi said solemnly: "It's okay for General Liu to be modest, but if I don't take it seriously, it will be a failure. If I don't reward my merits, how can I face the people of the world?"
After thinking for a while, Li Zhi said: "The general's contribution to conquering Baekje, assisting Sun Renshi's troops, and suppressing the remnants of Baekje and Goguryeo in the north is actually a contribution to the opening of the frontier. I have decided to make General Liu the male of Lecheng County and eat There are three hundred households in the city."
Liu Rengui suddenly showed a look of surprise. The emperors of the Tang Dynasty were particularly stingy with titles. He didn't expect that Li Zhi would grant him a title today. It was really...
Can you first press down the coffin board of the late Emperor Taizong?
Just as he was about to refuse, Li Zhi interrupted him and said: "The general's merits are well deserved, there is no need to refuse."
Liu Rengui said in a deep voice: "The title should not be given lightly. Your Majesty, please think twice. I dare not accept it. Please take it back."
Li Zhi laughed, waved his hand and said, "If you don't take it back, that's it."
Seeing that Li Zhi had made up his mind, Liu Rengui had no choice but to bow to the ground and thank him.
The dust has settled after the title of Liu Rengui.
Seeing Liu Rengui accepting the title, Li Zhi smiled even more happily, and said coldly: "The person who contributed in this battle is not only General Liu, but also Sun Renshi. He fought very efficiently in the battle of Baijiangkou. I am very happy. I treat Sun Renshi After returning to Chang'an, I will give another reward."
Liu Rengui nodded in agreement.
Unexpectedly, Li Zhi suddenly said: "There is another one, Li Qinzai, the grandson of the British Duke. He only led thousands of people to control the strings and landed on the Japanese island to subjugate his country. From then on, I will always be stationed on the Japanese island. The king of the Tang Dynasty will show his last face to Goguryeo." The siege is completely completed, and this achievement will be recorded in the history of history and shine in the temple. I must reward it!"
Liu Rengui's eyelids twitched, "Damn it, wait for me here!" So is the knighthood just given to me a good idea, or just a side dish before the main meal?
So Liu Rengui hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, please think again!"
Li Zhi hummed and said, "I have thought about it again and again. Li Qinzai has indeed made meritorious service and must be rewarded."
Liu Rengui said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, Li Qinzai disobeyed the order first. Before boarding the ship from Baekje to return to the Tang Dynasty, I and Sun Renshi repeatedly told Li Qinzai not to cause trouble or act without permission. However, he still decided to land on the Japanese island without authorization, causing great harm to us." The casualties suffered by King Tang’s division, Your Majesty, are not merit, but a grave crime!”
Li Zhi said in astonishment: "Did General Liu make a mistake? As far as I know, Li Qinzai got lost because of the heavy fog at sea, and the navy accidentally hit him and drifted to the Japanese country. Li Qinzai then made a sudden decision and simply attacked the Japanese army. Qigang, how can you be ‘good at doing things’?”
Liu Rengui looked at him speechlessly.
I have lived to this age and you actually treat me as a fool. This is simply the tragedy of life.
"Your Majesty... I beg your Majesty, please stop making trouble, okay? Your Majesty can just fool outsiders with nonsense like getting lost at sea. There is no need to use it on me." Liu Rengui sighed weakly.
Li Zhi coughed awkwardly and laughed dryly: "Well, you and I know some things well, but I have never doubted Li Qinzai's loyalty to the Tang Dynasty and me. If he can destroy the Japanese country for me, how can I How can we not tolerate his mere indiscriminate command of troops?"
"General Liu is too conservative. Although I am not as capable as my father, I am no less ambitious than the late emperor. The general is also a leader of troops. He should know how important it is to our country to conquer the Japanese country. As for disobeying orders, General Liu Ah, I am a minister in the same palace, let me let you go if you can."
Liu Rengui said stubbornly: "I think it's impossible! How can military power be a child's play? Li Qinzai mobilized troops and horses without authorization. How can he win the hearts of the people of the world if he is not held accountable?"
Li Zhi's smile faded and he frowned: "With General Liu's method, Li Qinzai will still be held accountable for his role in destroying the country? If I really deal with him, how will he win the hearts of the people in the world? Who will fight for me in the world in the future? , Destroy the city and seize the land?"
Liu Rengui said uncompromisingly: "If the credit is based on violation of orders, such credit is worthless. Your Majesty, please think twice!"
Li Zhi's expression gradually became colder and he said slowly: "After careful consideration, I have decided that Li Qinzai will be promoted to Weinan County Bo with a settlement of 500 households and 2,000 acres of fertile land. What does General Liu think?"
"Your Majesty, I object! This case must not be repeated, it will cause endless harm to the Tang Dynasty!"
"The merits of destroying a country can be said to be unparalleled in history, so how can it be 'legitimate'? General Liu might as well ask the opinions of those veteran generals in Beijing and listen to what they think. If you do not reward the merits of destroying a country, you will not be punished no matter what." Li Zhi His attitude gradually became tougher.
Liu Rengui raised his head and stared at Li Zhi, and said slowly: "Has your Majesty forgotten the lessons learned by Hou Junji during the Zhenguan period?"
Li Zhi raised his eyebrows, and an angry look gradually appeared on his face.
Just as he was about to retort forcefully, he heard Queen Wu's voice coming from the screen behind the palace.
"Your Majesty, I think Li Qinzai really deserves a reward!"
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