Chapter 173: Remember to wear long johns

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The kang was owned by Li Qinzai. The ownership belongs to Li Qinzai and the right to use it belongs to Cui Jie.

So Cui Jie can sleep, and so can Li Qinzai.

Is there anything wrong with this understanding?

Li Qinzai, who had just arrived in Zhuangzi, was full of travel dust, so he went to Cui Jie's house with a lantern.

Cui Jie lived in a house at the east end of Zhuangzi, and lived with a grandmother named Song. Grandma Song was very pitiful when she saw her master and servants living outside Zhuangzi, so she kindly took them in.

Good intentions do come to good-hearted people. What was an unintentional act of kindness brought blessings to Grandma Song.

After Cui Jie met her brother Cui Sheng, she became rich. Not only did she renovate the house for Grandma Song, but she also built an extra tile-roofed house for her, bought a cow and several acres of land, and now Grandma Song is considered a member of the village. A small landowner with a small fortune.

As he led Liu Asi and several tribesmen towards Cui Jie's house, there was a sudden sound of dogs barking in the east end. .

Li Qinzai opened the door and entered as if it was his own home.

Cui Jie and Cong Shuang were sitting cross-legged on the kang. The room was warm. Grandma Song was not there, probably in another newly built tile-roofed house.

Seeing Li Qinzai come in, Cui Jie was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, and subconsciously stood up from the kang.

"You...you just returned to Zhuangzi?" Cui Jie was surprised and at a loss.

Congshuang also stood up from the Kang and bowed politely to Li Qinzai: "My servant, I pay my respects to Li Shaolang."

At this time, Cong Shuang finally looked a bit like a slave from a noble family.

Li Qinzai laughed and said, "No courtesy."

He took out a bunch of copper coins from his arms and threw them to Congshuang, which was about a dozen coins, and said: "New Year's red envelope, good luck and good luck. I wish you better and better development in the new year."

Congshuang stupidly took the copper coins, and then realized that it was no longer suitable for her to stay in the house at this moment, so she pursed her lips and smiled, saluted, and resigned sensibly.

Cui Jie's face was flushed. She didn't know whether it was the warmth in the room or the shy joy of seeing Li Qinzai.

"You didn't send someone to deliver a letter first when you came back. Have you ever had dinner?" Cui Jie stepped forward virtuously and dusted him off.

"No, I set off in the morning and arrived just now. My stomach is empty."

Cui Jie's pretty face became more and more rosy, and she whispered: "Did you come to see me as soon as you returned to Zhuangzi?"

"Yeah, I didn't even enter the gate of the other courtyard, I just turned around and came here."

Cui Jie pursed her lips and smiled silently. The autumn water in her eyes rippled in circles, like a water lotus blooming at the bottom of the lake.

Cui Jie rolled her eyes at him shyly and said, "I still have some dried meat and fish at home. I'll steam them for you to deal with."

Li Qinzai responded with a smile, feeling warm in his heart.

It feels like a home, with a good wife, a pretty maid, and an unsatisfactory husband.

Following Cui Jie outside the house, she saw Cui Jie busy lighting a fire and boiling water. While busy, she chatted about Chang'an topics. In a few words, the delicious meal was ready.

Li Qinzai sat on the stone steps outside the house, finished peeing in a few mouthfuls, and burped with satisfaction.

The lady from the aristocratic family is becoming more and more virtuous now. Not only does she work efficiently, but the food tastes better and better. She wears a floral scarf on her head and is almost no different from an ordinary village girl.

The environment does change a person's personality.

Whether it can change IQ remains to be seen.

After dinner, Li Qinzai took off his shoes and got on the kang with his legs crossed as if it were a matter of course.

The thick mattress was placed on the kang, and there was a burst of warmth under the buttocks. It was the warm wind that made the tender anus drunk, and the sphincter contracted again and again.

Cui Jie seemed to be in a good mood and got on the kang cross-legged. After the two chatted for a while, Cui Jie suddenly woke up and pointed at him with a look of horror.

"You, you...when did you sit on the kang? Get off quickly!"

Li Qinzai looked confused: "Did I wait for a long time before chasing people away? What do you mean?"

Cui Jie's face quickly became bloodshot, and she fell to the ground in one fell swoop. She glared at him angrily and said, "You...how can you be rude? We are not married, how can we sit on the same bed together?"

Li Qinzai became more and more confused: "This is not a bed, but a kang. Are you crazy?"

Cui Jie was embarrassed and wanted to laugh, so she turned away and whispered: "As you said, the word 'Kang' is polyphonic, and it also reads 'bed'..."

Li Qinzai: “…………”

What the hell, I dug a hole last year and buried myself this year.

"Okay, okay, if you don't want to sit down, don't sit down. Come up and I'll stand, okay?" Li Qinzai reluctantly dragged her onto the kang, got off the kang and put on his shoes.

"I came to see you today. I have to go back and stare at Qiao'er doing the questions. By the way, I brought you a little gift." Gu

With that said, Li Qinzai walked out of the house and came back with a big bundle in his hand.

Cui Jie looked at his hands curiously and said, "What are these?"

Li Qinzai took out a pair of pants-shaped things from his bag and handed it to her: "These are called autumn pants. They must be worn after autumn and winter. They are a magic weapon for keeping warm. You will know after trying them."

Cui Jie took it in astonishment and, under Li Qinzai's guidance, made some gestures to her lower body.

Li Qinzai suddenly felt a look on his face. The size was wrong. His long johns had become cropped trousers, which were a bit too small.

Then a rippling expression appeared on his face.

This woman is actually a long-legged beauty. Whoever marries her is blessed. There are many difficult moves waiting to be unlocked.

"Well, the fabric is made of tanned rabbit skin, with a layer of silk stuck to the back. You can make a new set according to the pattern." Li Qinzai said in confusion.

Cui Jie blushed and glared at him: "I don't want weird-looking things. How can a man make underwear for a woman? I'm a dignified county man and I won't be afraid of being embarrassed if the news spreads."

"Tsk, how embarrassing is this? What's even more embarrassing is yet to come."

"What else?"

Li Qinzai took out another pile of white things from the baggage, neatly arranged one by one.

"I made this thing by putting more than ten layers of toilet paper on it and then sterilizing it at high temperatures several times."

Cui Jie looked puzzled and asked: "What is it used for?"

"Don't women come here every month? The strips of cloth you use are so unhygienic. Use mine. One piece of pad can be used for two hours. It's comfortable and hygienic and won't worry about leakage. There are many more in other courtyards. You're full!" Li Qinzai said loudly.

Cui Jie was stunned for a long time, and finally understood.

I felt a burst of hot blood rushing to my forehead, and my face turned purple, like a pig's liver that had just been disemboweled.

"You, you, you... you are a swindler! Shameless!" Cui Jie couldn't help but curse.

Li Qinzai said innocently: "I didn't even start teasing you, why did you become your disciple?"

"This, this thing is simply..."

"What the hell! Take it, don't be polite to me. I'll still have it over there after you've finished using it." Li Qinzai couldn't help but put the handmade scarf into her hand.

Cui Jie trembled as if her hands were hot.

I am so ashamed and angry that I can’t survive!

Li Qinzai seemed to remember something again, and reached out to dig into the bag again: "By the way, there is another good thing. You will definitely jump with joy. This thing can wrap up the two things on your chest. It is as quiet as a drop of water and as moving as a rabbit. It is suitable for jumping, moving and still, and you no longer have to be restrained..."

Before he could take out anything, Cui Jie's delicate hands pushed him out hard: "Go back, go back quickly! Don't stay here!"

Li Qinzai staggered away and said, "Hey! Where is the way the lady from the aristocratic family treats guests? Have you learned all the etiquette from a dog?"

"I don't care! Leave quickly, I don't want to see you!" Cui Jie blushed and pushed him hard.

Pushing him out the door, the door slammed shut.

Li Qinzai turned around with a puzzled expression and looked at Liu Asi and others outside the house, saying, "This woman was bitten by a dog during the Chinese New Year?"

Liu Asi and others pretended to raise their heads and gazed at the stars at night, but heard nothing.

Li Qinzai had no choice but to walk back, walked a few steps and then turned around and shouted loudly into the house: "Remember to wear long johns!"

"roll!"

…………

When he returned to the other courtyard, his great-aunt had already gone to bed, so Li Qinzai did not go to say hello.

Qiao'er was lying on the edge of the table, holding a pen in one hand. There was a big ball of ink stains on the paper, and she had fallen asleep.

Thinking that it was a bit hard to do the questions during the Chinese New Year, Li Qinzai couldn't bear to be scolded, so he picked up Qiao'er and put him on the bed.

Just as he was about to order his servants to get some food and wine for a midnight snack, he heard the rapid sound of horse hooves outside the village.

The sound of horse hooves came from far away. Manager Song in the courtyard immediately lit a lantern and opened the side door to check.

However, the knight on horseback did not come towards the other courtyard. After passing by the entrance of the other courtyard, he rushed straight towards the place where the farmhouses were gathered.

The knight rode his horse and beat the gong and shouted.

"The Japanese army raided, causing casualties to the king's army. The Tang Dynasty vowed to avenge this enemy! From all over the country, there was an urgent order to the government to call in farmers and soldiers to return to the army!"

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