In winter, it is extremely cold in Guanzhong.
In the afternoon, people from the British Palace in Chang'an came and, on Li Ji's orders, reported a piece of news to Li Qinzai.
Wang's army marched north to Tiele and won a great victory. Early this morning, Zheng Rentai, the general manager of Tiele Road's march, and Xue Rengui, the deputy general manager of the march, have led the army back to Chang'an.
The emperor led hundreds of officials to meet him ten miles away and built a high platform outside the city to celebrate the triumphant soldiers. The king and his ministers returned home happily.
Originally, Li Qinzai was just a dandy, and there was no need for Li Ji to inform him of the news.
But during the Northern Expedition, Li Qinzai's invention of the divine arm bow made great achievements. Xue Rengui fixed the Tianshan Mountains with three arrows. The divine arm bow was dazzling. The news of Wang Shi's triumphant victory was also related to Li Qinzai.
Li Ji did not mention the emperor's reward. Li Qinzai guessed that Zheng Rentai and Xue Rengui would receive the reward, but he himself was not sure.
Being an official these days doesn't mean inventing something to make Long Yan happy, or making you the father-in-law of so-and-so. It's not that easy.
Even if Li Zhi really had this idea, he still wouldn't be able to get through the hurdles of the court officials. The officials at the Yushitai are not just decorations. They really dare to confront Li Zhi.
Anyway, Li Zhi always boasts that he is open-minded and not inferior to the late emperor. If you dare to fight back if I criticize you, what you said is just bragging.
Li Qinzai didn't care whether he was promoted to an official or not. He would refuse the promotion. Of course, he would not be polite if he was given money. Money is a good thing, better than an official position.
"I'm afraid that brat Xue Ne is becoming more arrogant and lawless..." Li Qinzai murmured.
It was strange that after hearing the news of Master Wang's triumphant return, Li Qinzai immediately thought of Xue Ne.
Dad gave Datang a face and made great contributions. The "Three Arrows Fixed the Tianshan Mountains" has been a legend for thousands of years. More than a thousand years later, when it comes to the Tang Dynasty's Northern Conquest of Tiele, few people may know about it, but when it comes to "The Three Arrows Fixed the Tianshan Mountains", most people know that it was a man named Xue who did it. of……
This is a typical example of "people are popular but songs are not popular".
After getting up in the morning, Li Qinzai wandered around with nothing to do, and unknowingly came to the remote courtyard where the dandies were pulling weeds yesterday.
Today's yard has a completely new look. There are no weeds in the open space, and it looks much more pleasing to the eye. No wonder the agents who sold second-hand houses in the previous life always liked to carry a broom around to look at the houses. The difference between sweeping and not sweeping was very obvious. 50% new instantly became 80% new.
Happily, the dandies are reading.
Qiao'er stood in front of her brothers with her chest puffed out and her little face looking very majestic.
Most of the dandies were older than Qiao'er, but they were very honest in front of him. They stood in front of him one by one and recited Jiujiu Ge. After reciting one, they changed to the next. If the recitation was not smooth or stuck, just roll down and continue reading.
Idle and idle, Li Qinzai crossed his arms and stood under the eaves, watching this scene with a smile.
It was such a familiar scene, as if I had returned to the classroom when I was a teenager in my previous life.
That year the apricots were still small and the cherries were red.
The teacher was frothing at the mouth, and the students were whispering. Occasionally, a touch of precocious affection met in mid-air, one blushed sweetly, and the other scratched his head with a naive smile.
The teacher's stern gaze on the podium could not stop the strange spirits in the room.
Like a sharp sword cutting through the spring breeze.
Unfortunately, the makeshift class in front of me is a monk class, filled with male students, and it inevitably lacks some of the charm of "young people with thin clothes in spring".
Now they are still young and can only be considered teenagers, not youth.
After a few years, you will mature and you will dream about squatting beside a well to wash your underwear in the middle of the night. That is youth.
After a long time, almost all the dandies had finished memorizing Jiujiu Ge. Although many people were stumbling on the recitation, Qiao'er was soft-hearted and let them go.
At lunch time, Li Qinzai finally showed up, and all the dandies stood up and saluted, calling him sir.
Qiao'er jumped up to him and told him that everyone could memorize the Nine-Nine Songs.
The dandies also showed reserved and proud expressions. They also felt that they were very good after memorizing ninety-nine songs in one day.
Li Qinzai couldn't help it anymore: "Sorry, may I ask, your expressions just now...were you proud?"
Everyone was startled, and then their faces turned dark. They knew that the gentleman had activated the taunting skill again.
It didn't matter if no one said anything, Li Qinzai continued to mock without delay.
"Jiujiu Ge, originated from the Spring and Autumn Period, is the basis of all arithmetic. A three-year-old child can easily memorize it. The eldest among you is already a teenager. Where do you have the nerve to be so complacent?"
Li Qinzai looked at everyone with caring eyes and sighed: "While you are studying, you should ask a doctor to check your pulse and prescribe a brain supplement. If you don't treat it, it will be too late."
Everyone: "…………"
I'm so angry. If I hadn't been afraid of being beaten to death by my father, I would have pulled out a knife and chopped him up today! Never have I ever been so humiliated since I was a child!
After giving everyone a cold glance, Li Qinzai took Qiao'er's hand and left.
As the father and son walked away, they could still vaguely hear their conversation.
"Let's go, let's have barbecue today and catch fish by the Wei River. My father also asked the cook to skewer some mutton..."
"Okay, okay! BBQ is the best!"
The person is far away, and the sound is also far away.
All the dudes looked at each other with frustration on their faces.
After coming to Zhuangzi for two or three days, they were beaten to pieces and felt more and more worthless.
After a long silence, Qibi Zhen suddenly shouted loudly: "Come here! Where is the tribe of my Qibi family?"
Li Sujie looked at him in astonishment: "What are you going to do?"
Qi Bizhen grinned and said: "Didn't Mr. just say that? Let's ask a doctor to take a pulse and prescribe a prescription. I heard that there is a famous doctor in Chang'an City..."
Li Sujie sighed and covered his mouth.
"Stop making trouble, are you taking it seriously? Can't you tell that sir is mocking us?" Li Sujie said helplessly.
Qi Bizhen was stunned: "What mockery? What are you mocking?"
Li Sujie sighed. Jiangmen was so upright. As long as he didn't point his nose at his mother and scold her, he couldn't hear other people's malice.
It's strange, Mr. Li is also the queen of the gate, why does he speak so sinisterly and viciously? His mouth seems to have been illuminated by the face of a bull-headed horse, and there is a strange yin-yang aura when he opens his mouth.
"Now that we've memorized Jiujiuge, what should we do next?" King Li Xian looked at Li Sujie and asked.
Li Sujie was also helpless. This gentleman was too unreliable. Yesterday he said that teaching is as you wish. What and how much you teach depends on your mood. Everyone thought it was a polite comment, but they didn't expect it to be true.
"Let's go to the Wei River and have a look. No matter what, it's always right to follow Mr. Qi Bizhen."
This guy is honest, honest, and stubborn.
Li Sujie looked around at the crowd and saw that everyone reluctantly agreed, so he had no choice but to nod as well.
…………
Winter has passed and the frost has passed. During the winter solstice, the Weihe River has frozen, and it will snow in a few days.
The weather was very cold. Li Qinzai led Qiao'er to the river. Li Qinzai was shivering from the cold. Suddenly he regretted why he chose to come to the river in this damn weather. Can't he still have a barbecue in his yard?
But Qiao'er was very happy. Children are usually not afraid of the cold. In order to play, they can ignore all adverse weather and environment.
Letting the buckwheat jump around by the river, Li Qinzai found a few stones, set up a grill, took out the mutton and fish, added charcoal, and spread hay to light the fire...
The grass not far behind him made a rustling sound.
Li Qinzai frowned and said without looking back: "Now that you're here, come out openly and hide your head and tail. Are you going to imitate a mouse to burrow?"
A group of dandies stood up from the grass and walked to Li Qinzai.
"What are you here for?" Li Qinzai asked briefly and concisely.
Li Sujie bowed his head and said: "Sir, please forgive me. I have memorized the Nine-Nine Songs. I don't know what to do today, so I came here to ask for advice."
Li Qinzai said calmly: "There is nothing to do today. I will write a few questions about Jiujiu Ge in the evening. I will give them to you tomorrow. Points will be deducted for any mistakes. If the points are over forty, you don't have to take the final exam. You can do it by yourself." Go back to Chang'an."
Li Sujie smiled bitterly and said, "Yes, I will follow your orders."
Everyone stood in front of them without moving for a long time, and Li Qinzai finally couldn't help but raise his head: "Are you still waiting for me to let you eat?"
Li Sujie said hurriedly: "Don't bother me, sir, we have just had lunch. We have been in the prosperous place of Chang'an for too long, and it is a blessing for the disciples to be able to appreciate the green mountains and green waters outside the city today."
"Oh, let's take a look at the scenery. You can look at the scenery as you like. There is no charge for the scenery." Li Qinzai said as if he remembered something, and then said: "By the way, when it comes to 'paying', you should pay the tuition later."
"tuition fee?"
"It's just 'Shu Xiu'. Confucius taught students to collect meat strips. Why can't I charge tuition?" Li Qinzai rolled his eyes and said.
Li Sujie said hurriedly: "Sir, don't worry, I will order someone to pay the tuition fees immediately."
"I am a hermit and an expert, not a greedy person. How can fame benefit me? I just want to say tuition fees," Li Qinzai counted on his fingers: "Tuition fees, books, paper, pen and ink, accommodation, food fee……"
After a pause, Li Qinzai circled everyone again and said: "There are also mental damage fees and messy fees for you mentally retarded people who make me angry and anxious. Let's make do with it, one hundred guan each."
All the dudes looked angry.
They are not short of money, a hundred dollars is just a small thing, but Li Qinzai's words are too irritating.
Li Sujie had a good temper. Not only was he not angry, he also said with a smile: "Yes, I will order someone to send money immediately."
Li Qinzai looked at him with admiration: "You are a good person. Let me appoint you as the monitor. You will be responsible for managing this group of smart... guys with extraordinary intelligence."
Don't let those who give you money to die in the snow.
Not far away, Qiao'er had finished playing by the river, squeezed into the crowd, and said pitifully: "Dad, I'm hungry."
Li Qinzai immediately changed his expression and said hurriedly: "Wait a minute, I'll grill the fish for you."
After speaking, Li Qinzai subconsciously took out his pocket, and then...
"Ahem, which one of you brought the fire dumplings?" Li Qinzai asked everyone.
Everyone shook their heads, who would bring that thing?
Li Sujie said: "Sir, please wait a moment. I will go back to get the fire dumplings."
After speaking, Li Sujie stood up and was about to run away, but was stopped by Li Qinzai.
"Don't bother, can a living person choke to death by urinating?" Li Qinzai looked around at everyone and suddenly smiled.
"You come to Zhuangzi to study. I know that most of you are unwilling to do so. You are just forced by the intimidation of your elders. In fact, you yourself are not interested in learning at all, and you don't know the use of the knowledge you learn from me..."
All the dandies were silent. It was obvious that Li Qinzai's words had touched their hearts.
Li Qinzai rubbed his hands and said, "Today, I will let you know what the use of my knowledge is."
After saying that, Li Qinzai ordered Li Sujie to go to the river to find a thicker piece of ice.
It was already the winter solstice, and the ice on the river was relatively thick. It was easy to get ice. Li Sujie quickly brought a piece of ice.
Li Qinzai knocked off a small piece, took out the dagger and polished it, then looked up at the sun in the sky.
A pile of hay was rolled into a ball. Li Qinzai held up the polished ice cube and kept adjusting the angle and position until he reached the most suitable position and then stopped. The sun, ice cubes and hay were all connected in a straight line. , a small white bright spot fell on the dry grass.
All the dandies were confused, but affected by the solemn atmosphere at the moment, they still held their breath and looked at the dazzling little bright spot quietly.
Half a moment later, everyone was shocked to find that a trace of white smoke was slowly coming out of the haystack. The white smoke was getting thicker and thicker. Li Qinzai blew lightly, and with a soft bang, the haystack was lit on fire.
"Ah——!" A dandy shouted in astonishment.
what happened? How could this happen?
Everyone looked at the red flame and were shocked beyond words.
Stuffing the burning hay into the bottom of the charcoal, Li Qinzai gestured to everyone with the ice cube in his hand and said with a smile: "This is my knowledge."
Li Sujie's face turned red for no apparent reason, and the veins in her neck bulged. She gritted her teeth and said, "Sir, this is not knowledge, this is magic!"
"Yes! It's an immortal magic!" All the dandies agreed in surprise.
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