Li Qinzai and Xue Na were still drinking in another room.
There was no singing and dancing in the Accord, and at Li Qinzai's request, he didn't even call out to the girl. The two grown men sat opposite each other, the atmosphere of drinking was quite dull, and Xue Ne's expression was also very resentful.
Brother, this is a place for fun. Two grown men are sitting inside, and there isn’t even a female monkey around them. Don’t you think the atmosphere is a bit dry?
Li Qinzai, however, was still sitting in the Accord, enjoying himself, in a leisurely manner.
"Uh, brother Jingchu, Zhike said that the medicine has been administered. I don't know how long it will take before there is any movement?" Xue Ne had nothing to say.
"Then it depends on whether the medicine you gave me is up to par. The medicine I prepared myself is okay. I tried it on the dog in the house yesterday and the effect was very satisfactory."
Xue Ne hesitated and said: "My medicine was given to me by a spring monk. He swore to heaven that it would work. I'm sorry that monk didn't dare to lie to me, otherwise I would chop him into pieces..."
The two were discussing when they suddenly heard a loud bang outside the Accord, followed by the screams of countless men and women, as well as the angry shouts and curses of the officials from the inner church.
Xue Na perked up and said excitedly: "Here he comes!"
Li Qinzai was also a little excited. It was rare for him to do something lawless and bad. Although he didn't need to write about it in poetry, he should at least witness it with his own eyes.
Xue Ne opened the door of the Accord like lightning and saw countless men and women inside the Accord screaming loudly with excitement or surprise.
Everyone ran out of their respective rooms, and the crowd was packed in the narrow corridor.
Among the crowd, two naked men were chasing each other, one with a bare buttocks chasing the other with a bare buttocks.
The man being chased was anxious and angry, but he did not dare to stop. Due to the obstruction of the crowd, the man could not run out of the inner classroom at all. He could only dodge desperately within the crowd, circling around the pillars and tables. Running and cursing.
The man's running posture was also very strange. Normal people would throw away their arms and run, but he covered his anus with both hands and pushed his chest forward hard, as if an invisible sharp blade was ruthlessly aimed at his valley, making him helpless. Not protecting the vital points.
The man chasing after him looked even worse. This man was Zheng Feng.
Zheng Feng's eyes were red, his nostrils were breathing heavily, and the inscription below was as proud as an angry snake. His whole person was like a bull in heat, completely losing his mind.
Ignoring the scoldings, screams and cheers from the crowd around him, he only stared at the bare-butt man in front of him, with a resolute expression on his face that he would get better soon.
"Help! Stop this lunatic!" The naked man in front shouted in shock.
No one dares to stop him. It’s so scary. Who dares to stop a man with a bare buttocks, a whip, and a Buddha who blocks the sun, and a devil who blocks the sun?
Besides, in the Neijiaofang, neither the people seeking pleasure nor the people being sought after are serious people. With such a fun and lively scene, everyone is worried that they are not satisfied with it. Who will stop him?
Instead of those who acted bravely, there were countless screams and cheers.
In the end, the naked Zheng Feng caught up with the naked man in front of him and pushed him to the ground. The man screamed in despair, and cheers like a mountain falling and the earth erupted...
Xue Ne laughed so hard that he mingled in the crowd without hesitation, pretending to be shocked and shouting: "Isn't this Zheng Feng, the eldest son of Mr. Zheng? Why is Brother Zheng so wild and unruly!"
After his identity was revealed, the crowd became more and more excited and screamed, but Xue Ne ducked out of the crowd and hid his identity.
Li Qinzai also smiled, patted Xue Ne on the shoulder, and said: "It's over now, let's go, we have a second game."
Xue Na was surprised: "There is more?"
"Of course, you wouldn't think that Zheng Feng would just pay such a small price and just let it go, right?" Li Qinzai's smile gradually turned cold.
Xue Ne was stunned for a moment, and then said excitedly: "I would like to go with Brother Jingchu."
Li Qinzai looked at the messy scene again with a smile, and left gracefully with Xue Ne.
…………
The price Zheng Feng paid tonight was beyond his ability to bear. It was very painful.
The news of the naked butt chase between two men in Neijiaofang quickly spread throughout Chang'an City even at night.
The incident was so big that even the imperial censor heard about it.
How could the censors let go of such an immoral incident? So they worked hard all night to write books, impeaching the young ministers for their incompetence in educating their children, and Zheng's salary, which was immoral and unethical.
A storm is coming in the court, but the people are talking about this incident.
Even many years later, the legend of Zheng Feng still exists among the people, and it will be passed down to later generations for hundreds of years.
The public also awes Zheng Feng's artistic behavior of pursuing men with his bare buttocks unrelenting, and unofficial histories call it "Kuafu chasing the sun."
The night was getting late, but Li Qinzai and Xue Na in the carriage were not sleepy at all. Xue Ne's hands were even trembling slightly because they were so excited. Taking part in this excitement tonight would be enough for Xue Ne to brag for half a lifetime.
Li Qinzai was not in the mood to speak. He was thinking about his next revenge move.
Yes, the revenge on Zheng Feng is not over yet.
The price to pay for harming others is far beyond Zheng Feng's imagination. Meeting Li Qinzai, a time-traveler with no big ideas, is even more unlucky.
The carriage arrived at Xinghuafang. When it was still a hundred steps away from the main entrance of Zheng's house, the carriage stopped quietly. The door curtain inside the carriage was not opened, but Liu Asi's voice could be heard outside the carriage.
"The fifth young master is here. The villain and the robes have been waiting for a long time."
Li Qinzai said calmly through the carriage curtain: "Are you all ready?"
"Ready."
"At most within an hour of burning incense, the Zheng family's carriage and horses will take Zheng Feng home. This is the road he must pass. Once you see the Zheng family's carriage, take action."
"Yes." Liu Asi said respectfully.
"When you do it, you might as well tell him openly that it was me, Li Qinzai, who did it. If Zheng Feng wants to take revenge for this, come to the Li family to find me."
"yes."
Sure enough, an hour later, the Zheng family's carriage hurriedly picked up Zheng Feng and the other bare-butt man from Neijiaofang and took them home.
When they arrived at the intersection of Xinghuafang, Liu Asi appeared with more than a dozen people, blocking the way of the carriage in the middle of the road.
Before the furious coachman had time to curse, the tribesmen swarmed up and pulled the semi-conscious Zheng Feng out of the carriage.
Liu A's eyes were full of evil, he picked up an iron drill in his hand, aimed at Zheng Feng's legs and swung it down hard.
There was a crisp sound, the two leg bones were broken, and Zheng Feng let out a miserable cry.
Liu Asi put away the iron boring machine and shouted coldly: "My husband does things without hiding anything. Today is the fifth young master of the Li family who is repaying you. If you want to take revenge, come to the Li family!"
After speaking, Liu Asi led the troops to retreat quickly. In the dark night, everyone's figures were swallowed up by the darkness.
On the roadside of Xinghuafang, Zheng Feng's screams have not stopped, echoing slowly in the silent night.
After watching the excitement from beginning to end, Xue Ne sighed with satisfaction and handed over to Li Qinzai in the carriage: "Brother Jingchu's ruthless revenge methods, I admire him."
Li Qinzai smiled calmly and said, "Do you think I'm too cruel?"
Xue Ne shook his head: "No, this is how a man should take revenge."
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "It's not over yet, you still have fun to watch tomorrow."
Xue Ne was surprised: "There is more?"
"Tonight, we are only dealing with Zheng Feng. I haven't touched the Zheng family yet. The last time I was tricked, the planning was meticulous. Twenty-three memorials were sent to the court to impeach my grandfather. It was definitely not Zheng Feng. If one person can do it, the Zheng family must be involved, so how can I let it go?"
The carriage took Xue Ne and Li Qinzai back to their homes respectively.
Li Qinzai returned to the house and fell asleep.
Late at night, Li Ji's study was still brightly lit with candles.
Liu Asi knelt on one knee in front of Li Ji on the ground where the light could tell, and told Li Ji in detail what happened tonight in a smooth voice.
Li Ji looked shocked after hearing this, and his hand stroking his long beard did not move for a long time.
Despite his age, Li Ji was still deeply shocked by his grandson's methods. He is accurate, steady and quick, his planning is precise, he hits the target with one blow, escapes after hitting it, and hits again and again.
Liu Asi was still talking in a low voice.
"The Fifth Young Master told the villain in detail that tonight's revenge on Zheng Feng is still not enough. In the past few days, the Fifth Young Master has found out that the Zheng family in Xingyang deceived the superiors and secretly disobeyed the "Edict on Prohibition of Marriage" issued by the emperor in the fourth year of Xianqing. In recent years, the Zheng family has secretly intermarried with the children of the Taiyuan Wang family, Boling Cui family and other noble families, and disobeyed the decree, which is a great treason."
"Fifth Young Master has decided to visit the imperial censors who have good relations with the Li family one by one tomorrow, hand over evidence, and ask the censors to impeach the Zheng family."
"Hiss—" Li Ji's eyes widened and he took a breath of surprise.
What shocked him was not the fact that the Zheng family concealed their intermarriage, but Li Qinzai's thunderous methods.
Is this... still his grandson?
Trying to maintain a majestic expression, Li Ji said in a deep voice: "It's ridiculous to be childish! Even if the royal censor in the imperial court participates in the impeachment, how can the Zheng family in Xingyang, which has thousands of years of family history, be easily defeated by a kid like him?"
Liu Asi said calmly: "Fifth Young Master said that he knew that he could not defeat the Zheng family, but if our Li family added strength behind the scenes and made things get out of hand, the Zheng family would have to step in to calm the situation. Otherwise, the emperor will really be jealous..."
"After all, the emperor is quite afraid of intermarriage between noble families. If the Zheng family wants to quell this matter, they must sacrifice a certain chess piece..."
"Which chess piece?"
"Young Master Zheng Suo and Zheng Feng and his son. This matter was originally caused by the Zheng family's father and son scheming against the Fifth Young Master. I think the Zheng family in Xingyang also knew it very well. Everyone was happy to sacrifice them. The Fifth Young Master's revenge has been repaid."
Li Ji's cheek twitched and he remained silent for a long time after listening.
Is this... the same dandy bastard who causes trouble all day long?
Such a sophisticated calculation was in the palm of his hand every step of the way. Every step was reasonable and reasonable, and the methods were vicious and ruthless, aiming to destroy the entire family.
Step after step, starting from tonight, this is a serial situation, and the revenge plan can be described as heartbreaking step by step.
Li Ji, whose face was full of shock, was in a daze. For a moment, he really didn't know whether to be grateful that the Li family had a Qilin son, or to sigh that there was another scourge in the Tang Dynasty...
The hand stroking his beard unconsciously held his forehead, and Li Ji stared at the flickering candlelight with a complicated expression.
After a long time, Li Ji sighed: "I'm really..."
"Ah Si, ask that evildoer to come to see me, now, right away!"
