Chapter 1: Jiangmen Dandy

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"You evil beast! You have caused a huge disaster, and the Li family has been implicated in it. You will never be able to atone for your sins by dying! Why don't you get down and die!"

With an angry roar in his ears, Li Qinzai woke up from his coma and groaned uncontrollably.

It hurt, everywhere in his body hurt, and what puzzled him even more was that he could smell a faint burnt smell, like the chef at a newly opened barbecue stall who had overheated the meat and forgot to sprinkle cumin. A taste.

When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a dark sky. Thunder and lightning flashed from time to time in the dark sky, and the rumbling thunder came from the distant horizon like thousands of horses in unison.

The heavy rain was pouring down, like cold arrows hitting his face and body, mixed with the howling cold wind, and Li Qinzai shivered fiercely.

His eyes slowly shifted from the night sky to the ground, and then Li Qinzai was shocked to find that he was lying on a tree, hugging the trunk tightly with his hands and feet, like a licking dog hugging the thigh of a stunning goddess, humble and ashamed.

Looking further down, this tree grows in a very elegant courtyard, with a group of people surrounding it.

A group of people, old and young, dressed in ancient costumes.

Li Qinzai was confused, blinked hard, and then tried to use scientific and rigorous logic to explain the scene in front of him, which seemed to be an hallucination caused by schizophrenia.

It should be a group of people who play costume COS... right? Standing in the heavy rain playing COS during a thunderstorm, it is obvious that the pressure of life and work is not ordinary. Li Qinzai feels the same need for relief.

Can't you seriously find a class?

This group of people in ancient costumes surrounded the big tree where Li Qinzai was, with anxious looks on their faces. More than a dozen people dressed as warriors in ancient costumes slowly approached the big tree in a surrounding manner, looking cautious as if Fighting in the minefield.

Not far away, a middle-aged man and woman were surrounded by people like stars. The middle-aged woman looked anxiously, looking at Li Qinzai on the tree and opening his mouth several times to speak, but she was afraid of scaring him.

The middle-aged man had a gloomy face, his lips were pursed tightly, and his eyes were indifferent and full of disgust.

Li Qinzai also stared at him. Although he could not understand the current situation, the middle-aged man's disgusted eyes made him feel insulted.

The look in his eyes was so hurtful, as if he accidentally stepped on a piece of dog poop while wearing new shoes. No matter how humble Li Qinzai is and belittles himself, at least he is much better than a piece of shit.

Then Li Qinzai's eyes also changed, full of provocation not to be outdone.

The two looked at each other in the air, each other's eyes were unkind, and sparks collided in the air.

It was obvious that she couldn't express her provocation that she wanted to beat him to death with her eyes alone. After a long time, Li Qinzai decided to break out in silence.

Li Qinzai's eyes widened, his tongue bursting with thunder and he shouted loudly.

"What?"

The middle-aged man was stunned and couldn't help but take a step back. Then he suddenly felt that he had lost his dignity, so he took two steps forward. He was furious, trembling all over, and yelled: "What!"

"What are you doing?"

"What do you want!"

"Come up here, you're a coquettish young man who's throwing away all kinds of stuff. I'm a coward, so I'll beat you up if you think about it?"

"Come on!"

On one tree, under another tree, the two of them were talking trash to each other from a distance. The more they scolded, the more they felt comfortable, and the more they scolded, the more selfless they became.

The essence of the dialogue comes from the Northeast region, similar to "What are you looking at?" "What do you think of you?" "Try another one!" "Just give it a try!"

Usually at this point, the conversation should end and prepare to enter the next stage, which is to show the truth with fists and feet. The winner will enter the interrogation room of the police station, and the loser will enter the hospital ICU or book a crematorium.

At this moment, Li Qinzai looked similar to the middle-aged man. Li Qinzai could clearly see that the middle-aged man's face was full of ferocious murderous intent, as if he was "extending evil to his guts."

The two people were so engrossed in the scolding that they were completely unaware of the reactions of the onlookers. Everyone under the tree was dumbfounded as they watched the two exchange insults. The middle-aged woman looked pale and looked like she was about to faint.

Li Qinzai sneered in his heart. After playing games for so many years and giving away so many kills, he still had no opponent in the field of trash talking.

Sure enough, the middle-aged man was like a dynamite bag with a fuse, which suddenly exploded after a moment of silence.

"Where is the Li family? Shoot this evil beast for me!" the middle-aged man shouted with a ferocious face.

Li Qinzai's eyelids twitched.

Spraying trash and doing things are two different things. I have spat so much trash when playing games and I have never seen anyone hit me along the network cable. Compared with being familiar with swearing, Li Qinzai has very little experience in this field.

Among the crowd of spectators under the tree were a dozen people dressed as samurai, probably the "Buqu" the middle-aged man called him. Upon hearing the order, all the Buqu couldn't help but look at each other. Everyone could tell that this order was probably an angry word. But he didn’t dare to disobey the middle-aged man.

After a moment of hesitation, a young soldier immediately drew an arrow and drew his bow.

Whoosh!

When a plume arrow with a hint of warning was nailed to the tree trunk next to Li Qinzai's ear, Li Qinzai's expression immediately changed.

These people who play Hanfu COS are all crazy, how dare they play it for real!

The middle-aged man stared angrily at Li Qinzai on the tree, like a fairy boss using a magic weapon to cover his mount that was descending to earth and causing harm to the human world.

"You evil beast, why don't you come and die!"

A loud shout, like the sound of Buddha and Sanskrit chant, echoed in the yard.

At this moment, Li Qinzai, whose hands and feet were like a koala hugging a tree, really looked like a confused mount.

After not seeing the reaction of this evil beast for a long time, the middle-aged man had completely lost his patience.

Of course it wouldn't be a case of shooting, that was just an angry comment, but...

"Someone, chop this tree down! If you don't believe me, come on!"

Li Qinzai's eyelids twitched, are you serious?

A dozen or so warriors gathered around the tree with hesitant expressions. Some of them actually had axes in their hands and were preparing to chop down the tree.

A good man never suffers immediate losses, and Li Qinzai has always been very aware of current affairs.

"Wait a minute! I'm here! Calm down, everyone. Jianghu is not about fighting and killing. Jianghu is about human relations..."

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In the summer afternoon, the rain has not stopped. The continuous drizzle rustled against the leaves outside the window, which was disturbing.

In a side room of a large antique mansion, Li Qinzai sat in front of a huge bronze mirror, staring at himself in the mirror with a dazed expression on his face. He looked at the person in the mirror, their eyes equally strange and strange. Both myself and the person in the mirror had the same question in mind.

"Who is this guy?"

After Li Qinzai slipped down from the tree last night, he was beaten severely as expected.

It wasn't until he was beaten that Li Qinzai realized that the middle-aged man who kept calling him an "evil beast" was actually his father, and the middle-aged woman next to him was his mother.

Thinking of the arrogant exchange of trash talk with his biological father last night, Li Qinzai suddenly felt that the way he appeared in this strange world was considered impressive.

The after-effects of that severe beating were still a bit painful. In the mirror, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Every bruise reminded him deeply of what it would be like to squirt with his biological father.

There is pain in the cheek and body from time to time, and the slightest movement will pull the injured area. His biological father obviously beat him with the goal of "killing relatives for justice" and "deleting files and rebuilding the trumpet", leaving no room for action. If the middle-aged woman, his mother, hadn't tried her best to stop him last night, today's Li Mansion It’s time to go to the mourning hall and do the dojo.

After waking up early in the morning, Li Qinzai, who was limping after being beaten, gritted his teeth, opened the door, and walked around the huge mansion.

No matter how painful his body was, it couldn't compare to the shock in his heart. He had to figure out what was going on in this strange world.

I have never visited such an antique mansion. It covers an area of ​​dozens of acres. It is not only divided into front and back yards and atrium, but also has side courtyards and several independent small courtyards. There are hundreds of servants alone.

Li Qinzai, who had a bruised nose and face, limped around and walked around. The servants felt as if they were seeing snakes and scorpions, and were as trembling as if they were walking on thin ice. It was obvious that the previous owner of this body was not a kind person, and the servants were often tortured by him.

Li Qinzai walked around the house with a cold face, arrested several miserable servants for questioning, and finally gradually understood his situation.

He actually traveled to the Tang Dynasty.

Today is the first year of Longshuo in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Zhi is in his prime today.

Six years ago, Li Zhi insisted on his own opinion amidst opposition from the government and the public, deposed Wang and Empress, and established Wu Mei as his queen. In the field of how to capture the hearts of men, especially emperors, Wu Mei, the two emperors, is undoubtedly more than one rank higher than the empress Wang.

Also because of the "Abolition of Wang Liwu" incident, the conflicts that had accumulated for many years between Li Zhi and the Guanlong Group headed by his uncle Changsun Wuji and others finally broke out. Four years later, the famous prime minister Sun Wuji, who ranked first in the list of heroes in Lingyan Pavilion, was involved in a rebellion. He was pulled down by his nephew Li Zhi and Empress Wu together, and died on the way to being demoted.

With the death of powerful ministers and the restoration of imperial power, the husband-and-wife team of Li Zhi and Empress Wu finally let go of their ambitions. Several years after the purge of the court, the government and the public were clear and clear, the people were simple, and the world experienced a rare peace in decades. meteorological.

The legacy of Zhenguan's rule still lingers in heaven and earth, and the prosperous age comes quietly unknowingly.

The destiny of the country is determined by the general trend. Fengheng and Henan are great, and the world returns to its heart.

As for Li Qinzai's background, it can be said to be very prominent.

He is the grandson of the British Duke Li Ji, ranked fifth in his generation, and is respectfully called "Fifth Young Master" by his subordinates.

The middle-aged man and woman under the tree last night were his parents. His father's name was Li Siwen, Li Ji's second son, who was appointed as the governor of Runzhou, and his mother, Li Cui, was born in the Boling Cui family.

The British Duke Li Ji was a famous general second only to the God of War Li Jing in the early Tang Dynasty. After Li Jing's death in the 23rd year of Zhenguan, Li Ji became the undisputed number one person in the Tang military.

After three generations of emperors, Li Ji made illustrious military exploits for the Tang Dynasty. His prestige in the military was unparalleled. He was deeply relied on by the late Emperor Taizong and the current emperor Li Zhi. It is no exaggeration to say that Li Ji was the pillar of the Tang Dynasty.

Today, Li Ji is still alive. After three generations of emperors, he has perfectly avoided or resolved every disturbance in the court, especially the incident where Li Zhi deposed Wang Liwu a few years ago. Before the incident, Li Zhi had privately asked Li Ji for his opinion, and Li Ji said decisively. , "This is His Majesty's family matter, why bother asking outsiders."

This sentence undoubtedly gave Li Zhi a reassurance. It represented the attitude of the military and strengthened Li Zhi's determination to depose the king and queen. It can be said that Li Ji's words played a decisive role in the incident of deposing Wang Liwu. .

Empress Wang was deposed, and Li Zhi took advantage of this incident to attack the power of the Guanlong Group, get rid of the powerful minister Chang Sun Wuji, and at the same time revive the imperial power. Wu Mei even succeeded in being promoted from the mistress, and the Tian family husband and wife were even more grateful to Li Ji. Inexplicably, the favor has increased, and the Li family's holy family is now at its peak.

Li Qinzai's background as a prominent general was naturally not ordinary.

What's extraordinary about him is that he's basically a jerk.

He has done a lot of things that a playboy should do, and he has also done things that others dare not do.

However, this lawless general and dandy finally went out of his way and got into a big trouble, which was not small and even affected the entire Li family.