"Word!"
Dayu scolded him, and the rules of literature and ethics blessed him.
Qi Yiwen's heart was trembling, his face was flushed, and he couldn't help but want to vomit. At this time, he suddenly tore open his shirt and said: "I want to become the Taoist husband!"
Lin Yi raised his brows, "Mr. Daoshou? Don't you have a crush on Chilingzi? That man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks?"
Lin also thought of the demon incident in the capital.
At that time, a guy who was possessed by a disciple of the Humanity Sect with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks called himself Sekireiko.
It grossed him out at the time.
A trace of consciousness appeared in Qi Yi's eyes, "M...man?"
He practiced the Taoist arts of the Human Dao Sect and was able to resist the inquisition of his heart by the rules of the Dao of Humanity.
"Yes!" Lin Yi nodded.
"No... no, she is beautiful, the most beautiful woman in the world. She once said that as long as I practice the Human Dao Sect, I can practice with her and help me become the leader of the human tribe of the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom, and unite the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom in the future , On the day of great calamity, stab Dayan in the back!"
Qi Yi's heart almost collapsed.
Lin Yi had an idea and said: "Dual cultivation with him? Do you want to fence?"
"fencing?"
Qi Yi was confused at first, but then he seemed to think of something and his face turned red.
puff!
He opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood.
The Taoist heart is broken!
Dayu also withdrew his literary skills at this time, his eyes were cold, and said: "Practice the Taoism of the Human Way Sect and fall into the devil's way. I have misjudged you!"
Dayu closed his eyes, and held the five fingers of his right hand into claws in the air.
"ah……"
Qi Yi shouted, his body suddenly stiffened, and then turned into light spots all over the sky, disappearing between heaven and earth.
…
"Why!"
Qi Ming looked sad.
He couldn't help but feel sad that his junior brothers, who had grown up together and depended on each other for their lives, had fallen into disgrace and listened to the slanderous words of the Taoist leader of the Humanity Sect, leading to a lifelong mistake.
Jiang Ziya looked at the painting on the wall and said, "Dayu, your painting is amazing, can you still identify the disciples of the Humanity Sect?"
He marveled, skillfully took down the scroll and put it into his Yuan Shen Na Ring.
Dayu looked back at the wall, "Where... huh? Where is my painting?"
Qi Ming turned around and looked, also surprised.
The wall where the painting originally hung was now empty.
Lin Yi also took a look and couldn't help being stunned.
What about painting?
Jiang Ziya's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he said: "No way, didn't you see it? It's right here!"
He pointed at the empty wall and vowed.
Qi Ming was stunned and said: "Jiang Sheng, I...I didn't see it."
Jiang Ziya said: "You're obviously here, what's wrong with you guys? Is it blinding you? You're obviously here!"
He was so determined that he even pretended to lift the painting with his hands, waved it in front of everyone, and said, "Do you see it clearly?"
Lin Yi: "..."
I fucking believe you!
He checked them all, and Jiang Ziya got a shit in his hand.
Dayu frowned and stretched out his hand: "Take it out!"
"What to take?"
Jiang Ziya hung the painting on the wall again and said, "Go get it yourself!"
"take it out!"
"Why are you like this? I've already hung up on you, can't you see?"
"take it out!!!"
Dayu said with a gloomy face, "Don't think that because Master Lin is here, I don't dare to do anything to you. That painting is the painting of my enlightenment..."
Jiang Ziya was shocked.
A painting of enlightenment?
"You are so slanderous..."
Jiang Ziya wanted to deny it, but Dayu took action directly. Before he could finish his words, he turned around and disappeared.
"Shameless old thief!"
Dayu chased after him and disappeared.
Lin Yi couldn't help but feel dizzy.
This fishing guy... is really hopeless!
Don't be too cruel if you steal someone else's painting.
But Lin also knew that the real value of that painting was the Tai Chi Yin Yang Bagua diagram.
Just by drawing it, Qi Yi can reveal his true form.
He even assisted Dayu in attaining enlightenment and becoming a saint.
"If the Tao Te Ching comes out, the Tiandao Sect won't be able to kidnap me and become their leader?"
Lin Yi couldn't help but think this way.
"Master!"
Qi Ming bowed his hands and said: "We are now..."
Lin Yi is also a bit big-headed, he can't catch up!
I am just a third-grade person.
Lin Yi chuckled and said: "It's okay, just let them improve their relationship. Let's have tea."
…
call out!
call out!
Over Daxia City, Jiang Ziya and Dayu flew out of the void one after another.
boom!
A big hand that condensed talent and literary rules directly slapped Jiang Ziya.
Jiang Ziya was flung away and his body was embedded in the city wall, "Cao, are you serious?"
He rushed out from the city wall, took out his fishing rod and turned it into a pointer, "I'll beat you to death!"
call out!
call out!
Jiang Ziya himself was a bachelor of the academy, and later became a master of Yuelai Academy. This tutor followed him for many years.
It is a low-grade calligraphy treasure at the heaven level.
To put it simply, it is a sacred weapon.
Snapped!
Jiang Ziya's pointer whipped Dayu, and he whistled happily: "Old man, you are getting old, your waist is hard to use, isn't it? Hahaha!"
"Shameless old thief, I will take off your skin!"
Dayu was very angry.
This shameless old thief just stole his painting, but he actually dared to beat him.
…
at this time.
Many people in Daxia City were watching, and everyone was very excited.
"This is... Yu Sheng!"
"Oh my god, Yu Sheng is back!"
"Sheng Yu is fighting someone. It seems that the opponent is also a sub-sage, but it seems that Sage Yu is at a disadvantage?"
When many scholars saw this scene, their hearts clenched together.
Dayu suppressed it with absolute literary rules and said as he said: "Your pants have fallen off!"
brush!
Jiang Ziya's pants fell directly to his heels.
Wow!
The scholars in the city were in an uproar and were stunned by this scene.
Buzz!
"You fucking lunatic!"
Jiang Ziya's face turned red, he quickly lifted up his pants, pointed at Dayu and said, "All your hair has fallen out!"
call out!
He escaped into the void.
There are too many people here, it would be bad if something embarrassing happened, after all, he wanted to lose face.
Whoosh!
Dayu touched his bald head, his chest almost exploded with anger, and said: "It's so shameless. You know that the law can't hurt me, but you use such despicable methods."
"Hair back!"
After Dayu finished speaking, his hair grew back again. Then he glanced at the scholars in the city, and with a 'swish', he also escaped into the void.
…
Two hours later.
In the bamboo house beside the cold pool, Lin Yi and Qi Ming drank tea and chatted, learning about the situation in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.
at this time.
call out!
Jiang Ziya walked out of the void with a broken fishing rod in his hand, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He rushed into the bamboo house, looked at Lin Yi with a crooked mouth and squinted eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Master Lin, you take care of Dayu, he beat me to death." It’s like this!”
"It's too miserable for you!"
Lin Yi was stunned for a moment.
If Jiang Ziya's aura hadn't changed, he would have doubted whether this person was Jiang Ziya.
Completely changed.
call out!
A figure also walked out of the void, shaped like a beggar, its scholar's robe turned into rags, and its eyes were blue and purple.
One of his front teeth was chipped, and his image was completely gone. At this moment, he was angrily saying: "Jiang Ziya, die for me!"
Qi Ming stared at the figure blankly and said suspiciously, "Master?"
Dayu was stunned.
Disfigured?
He touched his face, and his anger was about to set the trees beside the cold pool on fire.
Jiang Ziya shrank his neck and hid behind Lin Yi, saying: "Master Lin, help me, Dayu is going to kill me. You know, I am a serious person. I don't get the paintings. I just help... help." Keep it!"
Lin Yi was startled and said, "What are you doing? Why are you hiding behind me?"
I'm just a third grader.
What do you want to do by hiding behind me?
Damn it, he shouldn't have come!
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You guys are talking, I’m so scared!
