"Fang Fanghan, people say that women are like wolves at thirty and tigers at forty. Do you think this is a gradual process?" Su Mingzheng leaned on the bar counter of the bar, holding a wine glass in her hand, feeling a little depressed.
"I obviously wouldn't be like this before..."
"What's wrong?" Fang Fanghan raised his glass and took a sip first. This is a bar that is famous for its quietness. The lights are dim and you can't see the people clearly from a distance, but two people are sitting side by side at the long bar.
Seeing his friend's hesitant expression, he made a guess: "Are you dissatisfied with your desires?"
It was normal for him to speak informally, but Su Mingzheng did not deny it.
"Hmm..." She admitted.
"What's wrong?" Fang Fanghan cheered up, his eyes shining with the brilliance of the ancient totem "Bagua".
"I have never been like this before. You also know that my heart is as calm as water. Is it because I am getting older and approaching thirty, so I am like this!"
"Who are you interested in? How did you find out?"
"No...just...when I watch pornographic movies!" Of course I can't tell the real reason! Even his own sister can be interested in something that goes against the rules of a good sister. No matter how embarrassing it is, Su Mingzheng decided to deny it even to death.
"You don't watch pornographic movies? You think the girl above is ugly."
"Oh, I mean the album, the passionate scenes from the album."
"Then why are you having so many worries?" Fang Fanghan opened his eyes and mouth wide.
Su Mingzheng didn't expect that bad friends would find a solution so quickly.
"This is to remind you that it's time to find a partner! Won't finding a partner completely solve the problem of dissatisfaction with desire? What are you worrying about!"
"But I didn't know how to do it before!" I used to live the same life surrounded by beautiful women, and nothing happened. As expected, I am getting closer and closer to 30 years old!
"I'm not talking about you. In the past, you stayed with Zhou Yunruo for twelve years. Forget it, the past is in the past. After the breakup, I asked you to find a girlfriend. A new relationship can relieve the pain, but you continue to pick things up. I picked it out, but after trying it several times, I still disliked it. The standards were set extremely high, and I didn’t know what I was upholding. As a result, I have been single for 22 years and finally got sick, right?"
"This is not considered a disease!" I always have to retort.
"I just haven't found the feeling like when I was with Zhou Yunruo, where my whole heart felt like it was in pain." It's such an unforgettable feeling that people who have experienced it don't think it's love when they get other feelings.
That's why Su Mingzheng couldn't continue with those people she had tried with. Without "love", what's the point of falling in love?
"The standard is too high. How can ordinary people be like this? Why don't you try to fall in love with ordinary people?"
"Well... at least the problem of dissatisfaction needs to be resolved." Su Mingzheng became determined.
"Okay! I'll call a friend first, and let's go conquer La!"
"I want to go there..." Su Mingzheng rarely went there because she didn't want to find a partner and hanging around there was very troublesome.
"Of course. Is there any other place where it would be easier for you to find a partner?" Fang Fanghan actually had a selfish motive. He had always known that Su Mingzheng was good-looking and popular among girls, so he wanted to take her to that place. A friend of mine went to work as a lesbian, and wanted to see Miss Su being so invincible that she attracted countless lesbians to bow to her.
To put it simply, it means watching a show without fear of trouble. If I could watch Miss Su having a harem and all the beauties competing for the throne, I could eat two big bowls of rice and still laugh all day long.
"I thought I had to take my time..." Is it possible to be so hasty when it comes to finding a partner? Su Mingzheng was a little tired and still lying on the bar.
"No, I need treatment!"
"You have the disease!"
After complaining, Su Mingzheng had a new idea and was eager to implement it.
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Su Mingzheng decided to go bare-faced. No, her whole face was bare, but she still had to draw her eyebrows, and they were thicker than usual.
Then she stopped wearing famous brands, and specially took Fang Fanghan to a store near the school to buy a set of clothes, an ordinary gray round-neck T-shirt, a blue denim shirt with jeans of the same color, and a brown leather belt around her waist. sports shoes.
There is no need for hairpins in the hair, just tie it into a small ponytail with a rubber band, and take off all the accessories including earrings.
The crossdressing is complete!
"Why is this happening─" Fang Fanghan howled miserably as he looked at Su Mingzheng who came out.
"Isn't this what you have to do if you go to a bar?" Although there are no differences in popularity nowadays, there is still a huge market for neutrals in the bar. This is Su Mingzheng's understanding.
Those who are not familiar with Ms. Su may not recognize her. She is a literary young man with a shabby scholarly spirit. He carries a schoolbag and looks depressed.
"You are good as you are─" Fang Fanghan was a little worried that his plan of conquest would fail.
"Thank you for the compliment." Su Mingzheng bowed his hand, "I'm just going to play anyway, just have fun like this."
"It is not often said that I hope people like me not because of my money."
"So you imitate those boring young men and play the game of turning a prince into a poor boy! Tell me, in addition to staying at home, do you also secretly watch idol dramas!?"
"Hey, this is called patrolling incognito. It has been around since ancient times, okay? Tang Bohu is still a servant."
Su Mingzheng wants to change her mood. She won't be Miss Su tonight, but just a small office worker. Will anyone like me? Well, maybe those boring young men feel like this...
"By the way, let's change money first. Apart from credit cards, I only have big bills on me. I have to hide the extra money." After changing her clothes, Su Mingzheng pushed Fang Fanghan on the back and pushed him away.
"Give me the money, hey! I'm serious, I'll keep it for you -" Fang Fanghan still yelled while being pushed away.
The bar that Fang Fanghan led the way is located inside the famous Rainbow Plaza in the West District. Although the entrance is in the basement, the business is obviously good. Electronic music and human voices are noisy with each other. People are rubbing shoulders and walking up the stairs to the store at any time. Be prepared to give way and avoid hitting people. Of course, 95% of the people inside are women.
Men like Fang Fanghan who were among them were basically transparent. No one paid much attention to them once their appearance was revealed, which made him lament that his beauty was not appreciated. He thought that my young master was the all-powerful one in the gay bar, and he missed it.
Su Mingzheng followed her friend quietly, like an unsociable faceless person.
After ordering two glasses of wine, Fang Fanghan lamented again. The Su family's harem plan was indeed gone. He was too embarrassed to say hello to his friend because he had nothing to show off.
This is all because the protagonist is too low-key. Although his appearance has not changed, the light in the bar is so dim. Who would see other people's faces clearly at once? To attract attention, you still have to rely on "noise". If the clothes can be exaggerated, they will be even more exaggerated. The voice can be Make as much noise as you can, and make as much noise as you can. The more you do, the more attention you will attract, and you will have the chance to hunt your target.
Su Mingzheng sat at the corner table with a mojito and drank leisurely with a straw in her mouth. If she were normal, she wouldn't need to make a fuss. She would just walk in like a queen, with a red carpet automatically generated under her feet. This is because of her aura, or what some people say is "aura". Of course, the halo created by famous brands on her body is also not Whether it was the expression on her face or the demeanor on her body, Miss Su had restrained herself at this time.
The back is deliberately slightly hunched, just like the habit of some people who are too tall and too thin, and the eyes are not in contact with others. A confident person is not afraid of making eye contact with others, so he looks at others too calmly. , the habitual aura will be revealed, so it is better not to look at each other. Of course, this will make people feel withdrawn and withdrawn, and the desolation on her body will create an alienated temperament, so no one will talk to her for the time being.
This bar bar takes a lively route. There is a raised stage in the store, suitable for people who want to perform. There is a small round high platform on the left side of the stage. There is a microphone on the high platform. It should be provided for Someone with musical expertise.
You can dance as well as sing, and the bar owner has thought about it very comprehensively.
When Su Mingzheng sat down, someone was already performing on the stage. She was a woman with short blond hair dancing. Su Mingzheng looked like a dance called machine dance. The reason why it looked like "looks like" was because The biggest weakness of the seemingly invincible Miss Su is "dancing". Ballroom dancing has been carefully studied by a strict coach, and he also studied ballet for a period of time when he was a child. Most people may think that it is impossible for this person to not be able to dance, but the fact is that except for ballroom dancing, Su Mingzheng will be out of shape and clumsy. There is no cure. Learning that ballet only hurts my muscles, it’s useless! Miss Su wanted to throw something when she thought about it.
Su Mingzheng never dances when she goes out to play, but she dances ballroom dance with style at formal dances. As a result, few people know about her shortcomings. If she can't dance, she doesn't want to dance. If she doesn't want to, she doesn't like it. She doesn't like it. I don't know, so Su Mingzheng has only a little understanding of the classification of dance.
The blonde woman followed the rhythm and twisted her limbs with slightly stiff joints. They fluctuated as if they were powered by electricity, and sometimes they swung slumped and powerlessly as if the electricity had been cut off. When the heavy drum was hit, she could make all her limbs stop instantly, which was full of futuristic feeling. With his sharp movements and mischievous smiling expression, he stood in the middle of the stage without any stage fright.
At the moment when the music stopped, the robot doll was like a battery being unplugged. Then, the woman's smile did not fade away. After returning to her flesh and blood body, she stood up straight again, facing the audience comfortably, smiling beautifully. He winked at the audience one after another.
Su Mingzheng had to admire that even though she realized she liked girls when she was in junior high school, she had never done anything like this. She never even thought about ogling women in the room.
