"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the place, and the righteous monks are really striving..." The young man swallowed and said, "Why did I sing this couplet unconsciously?"
He turned his eyes again and looked at Hengpi, almost popping his eyes out.
"how..."
"How can it be?"
At this time, the young man's companion pushed him.
"Qi Dongqiang, it's your turn."
"good."
Qi Dongqiang nodded blankly, came to his senses, and asked, "Have you finished the test? What was the result?"
The companion sighed: "The spiritual roots are mixed and weak. I have inherited it from my subordinates. The immortal master who helped me test the spiritual roots said that it would be more practical for me to plant two acres of land at home than to cultivate immortality."
"It's too miserable for you."
"Don't laugh at me yet. The immortal master who helped me test my spiritual roots also said that there are many people whose spiritual roots are not as good as mine. Be careful and you will be brushed off too."
"Um."
Qi Dongqiang said no more, walked into the venue, and came to an old man with a fairy spirit: "Hello, are you testing your spiritual roots here?"
The old man smiled: "Put your hand on the spiritual stone."
"good."
Qi Dongqiang lowered his head and saw a palm-sized, almost transparent stone.
He put his hand on it, and a very weak red light suddenly emitted from the stone. Before he could figure out what was going on, four more lights of different colors appeared.
"Master Immortal, this is..."
"Do not talk!"
The old man opened his eyes wide and exclaimed: "I have been practicing for more than sixty years and have never seen such a weak spiritual root! This, this, this... a waste among wastes!"
He stared at the spirit-testing stone again and again, and suddenly grabbed Qi Dongqiang's hand: "Saonian, can you sign your name for me?"
"..."
Qi Dongqiang was confused. He opened his mouth and closed it silently: "It seems that I am not suitable for cultivating immortals. I'd better go back to my hometown and help my parents plant two acres of land."
"Don't go, Saonian!" The old man stopped him hastily, and at the same time grabbed a piece of clothing from his chest: "Sign your name before you leave. Sign it on your clothes."
"this..."
"Do you a favor so I can show off to my classmates."
Show off how bad my spiritual roots are? Qi Dongqiang was unhappy, but he didn't dare to make a mistake in front of the old man, so he could only say: "There is no pen and ink."
"I have!"
The old man took out a writing brush: "I have whatever you want!"
"..."
Seeing this, Qi Dongqiang had no reason to refuse anymore. He picked up the pen and wrote his name on the clothes of the Zhengqi Sect disciples one stroke at a time.
The old man was happy, looking at the name on the clothes, the smile on his face became stiffer and stiffer.
"Your name is Qi Dongqiang?"
"Um."
"Do you have any identification documents?"
"have."
Qi Dongqiang didn't know what the old man wanted to do, but he honestly took out his identity document and handed it to the old man: "Please ask the immortal master to have a look."
The old man opened the document, and Qi Dongqiang's name and his address were clearly written on it.
"Is your name really Qi Dongqiang? This..."
"Master Immortal, is there a problem?" Qi Dongqiang felt a chill on his back. Why are the monks in the Zhengqi Sect so unruly? A sudden surprise.
"hehe."
The old man wiped the sweat from his head and glanced at the couplets on the gate of Zhengqi Sect, especially the strange hengpi - Qi Delong, Qi Dongqiang.
He looked at Qi Dongqiang and wondered in his mind, this young man could not be a relative of Elder Lin, right? How could it be such a coincidence that his name was engraved on the mountain gate?
hiss...
The old man looked again and found that Qi Dongqiang's address was actually in Fangzheng Village! As you can tell from the name, Fangzheng Village is the hometown of Yang Huiming, Deputy Sect Leader Yang.
It is said that after Yang Huiming was promoted, even the dogs in his village were brought into the Zhengqi Sect.
Then Qi Dongqiang...
When the old man thought of this, he suddenly showed a kind smile: "Dong Qiang, our Zhengqi Sect has always taught people without distinction, so congratulations, you passed the test!"
Qi Dongqiang frowned and silently took half a step back: "Can even the loser among my losers pass?"
"The good-for-nothing is for counterattack, don't deny yourself."
"is that so?"
"That's right!"
The smile on the old man's face was already a bit flattering: "Let's go, I'll take you to test several other items, oh, by the way! My name is ***."
"Thanks..."
Qi Dongqiang had goosebumps all over his body. He always felt that there was a big pit in front of him, waiting for him to jump into it.
-
Lin Feng fell from the sky and waited quietly for the test results.
At this time, Li Taibao came over with a flattering smile: "Brother Xiao Feng, what are you doing?"
"Waiting for the results."
"Oh, are you tired?"
"Not tired."
"Then let me give you a shoulder squeeze." Li Taibao said, about to take action.
Lin Feng immediately dodged away, looked at him, and said suspiciously: "If you show courtesy for nothing, you are either committing adultery or stealing. You must have something to ask of me."
"There is indeed a small matter."
"What's up?"
"That's it..." Li Taibao blushed and said, "I want to ask you where the fairy who was with you that day went? I want to chat with her for a while."
Lin Feng's eyelids twitched when he saw his expression that was three parts shy, three parts infatuated, and four parts perverted. Could this fool have fallen in love with Yu Youshu?
Li Taibao was indeed moved by love. In the past, he never believed in love at first sight, but after meeting Yu Youshen, the feelings that had been dormant for many years suddenly stirred.
In the past two days, he thought about it over and over and analyzed it sentence by sentence, and finally figured out one thing - Yu Youzhen claimed to be named Baotai Li, and he should have lied to him.
How could such a beautiful girl be called Baotai Li?
Lin Feng narrowed his eyes and pinched Li Taibao's shoulders: "Have you fallen in love with that fairy?"
Li Taibao nodded vigorously, his whole big face curled into his palms.
"Hmm~"
"Stop chirping bitches."
"Yes~"
"What do you like about her?"
"nice."
"Where's the beauty?"
"My face is nice, my hands are nice too, I..." Li Taibao became more and more shy as he spoke, and pushed Lin Feng hard: "You're evil, don't ask me questions like this again."
Lin Feng was silent, and suddenly, he stepped on him hard.
"Ouch!"
Li Taibao jumped up holding his feet and glared at Lin Feng: "Why are you hitting me again?"
"Because she is my partner!"
"......who?"
"Who are you talking about!"
boom!
It seemed like a lightning struck Li Taibao on the forehead, his eyes were blank: "How is it possible? How could such a beautiful girl be the target of a violent maniac like you?"
"I..."
Li Taibao was finally tempted, but he didn't expect to lose so completely.
Before the deer could move, Lin Feng shot it to death with an arrow.
This feeling is so uncomfortable.
He shook his head vigorously, broke down and shouted, "No! I don't believe it, I can't accept it!"
Lin Feng looked at him coldly and said sarcastically: "Don't believe it? The day before yesterday, no, the day before yesterday, we had sex all day long! Do you believe it?"
"No!!"
Li Taibao's expression looked like he had eaten shit, and he collapsed and left the scene.
As soon as he left, Yu Youxuan came.
