The sapphire lighted up, ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong, the swords collided, chaotic footsteps came out, and the shouts of killing came out, and Lin Feng's blood boiled when he heard it.
"Xiaoyun, hide behind me!"
"I'm talking about the big head, you cut it on target and spit blood all over me!"
"And that one, try to attack him from three directions!"
I don’t know what kind of battle Zhang Xiaojun was directing. It sounded quite fierce. After a while, the shouts of death gradually subsided until they disappeared completely.
Lin Feng was curious and asked: "Xiaojun, where are you? Who are you fighting with?"
Zhang Xiaojun took a breath and said: "I happened to encounter a group of bandits on the way back to Zhengqi Sect. What's more, a system task was triggered, and a fight broke out."
"How many tasks have you completed?"
"Good morning, I'm the first one to rescue the hostages." Zhang Xiaojun stood on the blood-soaked hillside and asked, "Why did you suddenly remember to communicate with me?"
"Sect Master Yang asked me to organize the entrance ceremony for new disciples. Do you have a suitable couplet? It should be novel and catchy."
"Catchy? Let me think about it..." After pondering for a moment, Zhang Xiaojun's eyes lit up: "There is a very magical saying, can you listen to it?"
"Okay, you say."
"The spring breeze of reform blows all over the earth, the spring breeze blows all over the earth."
"Righteous monks are really competitive, really competitive, monks are really competitive."
"How about it, okay?"
"this..."
Why can't you help but sing along?
Lin Feng's mouth twitched: "Isn't this a bit too down-to-earth? And the 'spring breeze' of reform...isn't it appropriate? It's winter here."
"You don't care about spring or autumn, just write it down and rhyme it and that's it."
"Okay, what about Hengpi?" In fact, Lin Feng felt that this couplet was not very reliable, but since his cultural level was limited, he could only listen to the advice.
"Just write in the horizontal comment that a mouse acts as a bridesmaid to a cat. This world is really crazy."
"Is this also called Hengpi? You can change it to another one. Use the fewest words to most intuitively summarize the overall meaning of this couplet, such as 'Everything is updated'? What do you think?"
Lin Feng said, and he thought of a word first, "Everything is renewed", which goes well with "reform".
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaojun said: "Don't you want something novel? Just listen to me and call them 'Qi Delong, Qi Dongqiang' in Hengbiao. It's exciting when you hear it."
"Or 'Qi Delong Dongqiang', you can choose one yourself."
"..."
Lin Feng was silent for a while and then said: "What I mean by novelty is to make people's eyes brighten, not to make them black! What the hell is Qi Delong Dongqiang!"
Zhang Xiaojun said nonchalantly: "That's it for the level of education. Quickly choose one or the other."
Lin Feng pondered for a while and then made a difficult decision: "It's just 'Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang'. It's more to the ears. When the time comes, we'll find two more drummers to make it more lively."
"Okay, is there anything else?"
"Gone."
"See you."
"Um."
Lin Feng hung up the communication, put away the sapphire ring, and looked at Yu Youshen: "Did you hear what I just said? If there is no problem, go and engrave it as soon as possible."
Yu Youzhen had a strange expression: "Are you sure?"
"Actually, I'm not sure, but...whatever." Lin Feng spread his hands, shook his head and left.
Yu Youzhen was silent for a moment, then took out a carving knife with a clatter and smiled evilly.
"The mountain gate of the upright leader will be carved with couplets by me, a demonic witch."
"The high, pure door will soon be covered with carvings by me."
"Jie Jie."
Shanmen: "..."
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Two days later.
Young and tender faces gathered outside the Zhengqi Sect.
At a rough estimate, there were a thousand people.
Some were wearing long linen clothes and came across thousands of mountains step by step. Some were wearing gold and silver and were surrounded by slaves. They were obviously either rich or noble.
But regardless of whether they are rich or poor, these young and immature faces all bear an extreme longing for the world of immortality.
On one side are young faces kowtowing to seek immortality, on the other side is the misty sect deep in the clouds and mist. In the midst of the immortal charm, an untimely drum beat sounded.
"Bang bang bang, dong dong dong!"
"Bang bang bang..."
Under the sound of drums, there were also a group of Zhengqi Sect disciples dressed in festive red clothes, standing on both sides of the mountain gate. They were forced to take up posts and put up ribbons and banners.
They shouted loudly.
"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"
Some people looked angry.
"Damn, I'm so embarrassed..."
"Snapped!"
Facing the disciple who uttered dirty words, Lin Feng raised his hand and his head collapsed. The disciple held his head in pain, glanced at the elder token on Lin Feng's waist, and endured it silently.
Lin Feng lectured: "Pay attention to your image and don't use bad words."
"yes."
"If you let those new disciples hear this, how can our Zhengqi Sect still be the leader of the right path?"
"yes."
"Well, children can be taught."
Lin Feng nodded, put his little hands behind his back, and left with satisfaction. Then he circled around, and when he saw that the time was almost up, he flew directly over the mountain gate.
When the new disciples saw this, they all gasped: "Flying out of thin air, at least the foundation-building experts!"
"hiss..."
"hiss......"
The sound of inhaling resounded around. Lin Feng saw this and pressed his hands: "Everyone, be quiet! Let me introduce myself. My name is Lin Feng, the elder of the outer sect of Zhengqi Sect."
"You can call me Elder Lin, or you can call me Elder Lin."
"Among you, some of you are from poor families and some are from well-off families. It doesn't matter. Regardless of your status in the world, Zhengqi Sect will always welcome you."
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he nodded to the Zhengqi Sect disciple below him.
The disciples immediately beat gongs and drums.
"Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!"
"Welcome..."
"receive!"
Lin Feng grabbed it with his big hand and the sound of the gong suddenly stopped. He was very satisfied with the effect and continued to say to the new disciple: "Next, I will briefly outline the following six points."
"..."
"Do you all understand?"
"clear!"
Lin Feng gave a hearty speech, and the disciples who came to worship as immortals suddenly felt like they had been given a shot of chicken blood, standing in the cold wind and screaming.
"Disciples who pass the test can join the Zhengqi Sect, and those who fail don't be discouraged. Three thousand miles down the mountain is the Troll Sect, and they are also enrolling students."
"Now, the test begins!"
Lin Feng gave the order, and the scene became noisy. The new disciples rushed into the field first, and everyone felt that they would definitely pass the test.
In the crowd, a young man quietly retreated behind everyone.
He looked very ordinary, wore ordinary clothes, and had only one pair of particularly bright eyes. At this time, he was looking at Lin Feng flying in the sky.
After looking at it for a long time, a drop of cold sweat fell down.
"Is this Elder Lin serious?"
The young man was not sure and wanted to turn around and leave, but when his eyes swept across the door of Zhengqi Sect, he suddenly froze on the spot.
