"Despicable human being, you don't know me?"
"do not know."
"Haha, then I will eliminate you."
"Why?"
"You still dare to ask why?" The octopus monster said angrily: "Brother Squidward never explains to others what he does!"
"...Is SpongeBob here too?"
"Um?"
"..."
"That's it, you two." Lin Feng couldn't stand it anymore and came to the rescue: "One of you is talking about monsters and the other is talking about people. We can't talk together at all. Why don't you calm down first."
"I can't calm down." The octopus monster suppressed his anger: "The despicable human summoned me in advance and destroyed the fairness of the game."
"The world of adults is neither black nor white, but a delicate gray." Zhang Xiaojun spread his hands: "There is no fairness in the world."
"quibble!"
"You are too one-sided." Zhang Xiaojun said: "Since I have the ability to summon you and others do not, they should be eliminated. This is fair."
The octopus monster was furious and was startled when he heard this: "These words sound familiar..."
"Okay, okay, you all listen to me." Lin Feng tried to smooth things over again: "What happened has already happened. When will the injustice be repaid?"
"But I'm here to take revenge. He made me lose face." The octopus monster said angrily: "And Spongebob, ask him to come with him to accept the trial of the righteous octopus."
"Na."
Zhang Xiaojun took out a recorder from his storage bag.
"Want to bribe me?" The octopus monster grabbed the recorder and sneered: "I'm afraid it's not enough?"
"Squidward, did you know?"
"What?"
"Actually, you have always been my Bai Yueguang." Zhang Xiaojun's eyes were bright: "Without you, I would not be truly happy."
"To be honest, maybe I will become an Immortal Emperor or something in the future, but I will never meet another octopus who can play the recorder."
"Is this thing called a recorder?"
Inexplicably, the octopus monster is ready to move.
how to say......
Want to blow.
"You feel it, right? Your genes engraved in the CPU are screaming." Zhang Xiaojun pushed aside his tentacles and landed on the ground: "Every octopus is a born musician."
"Music... Home?" The octopus monster's eyes lit up: "Sounds great!"
"Try to blow it."
"How to blow?"
"Whatever, use your instinct, follow your heart." Zhang Xiaojun straightened his messed up clothes, chuckled and turned back to the house.
Soon, he came out with Li Xiaoyun.
"Potato, cauliflower, follow me."
"where to?"
"Whatever." Zhang Xiaojun quickened his pace and went downstairs, swearing to Li Xiaoyun on the way: "Xiaoyun, I promise, I definitely don't recognize that strange octopus."
"Who knows if it's your ex-girlfriend."
"It sounds like a man, right?" Mo Fengchun complained faintly, and suddenly felt tired: "Lin Feng, what should we do next?"
It seems that only Lin Feng is reliable...
While chatting, the four people escaped from the inn.
"Everyone, listen to me." Lin Feng looked at the night and said slowly: "I want to use the power of Wanhua Kingdom to help Zhengqi Sect win the championship."
"I've had this idea for a long time." When it comes to business, Zhang Xiaojun puts aside his playful thoughts: "I deliberately leaked the information about the outside monks."
"Is it you?" Lin Feng pretended to be shocked.
"Why do you do this?" Mo Fengchun was confused.
"It's a long story." Zhang Xiaojun explained: "At that time, I wanted to summon the octopus monster in advance, but I was also afraid that the news would be leaked and someone would hunt me down. Of course, I had to leave a way out for myself."
"When Lin Feng found me, I was about to go to the capital of Wanhua Kingdom to contact the national master."
"So that's it." Lin Feng suddenly realized. No wonder Zhang Xiaojun was so panicked when he fled into Qingshui City. It turned out to be because he was afraid of missing the meeting time.
"But have you missed it now?" Lin Feng asked.
"Yeah." Zhang Xiaojun felt regretful: "It's a pity that I set up the trap for so long, but in the end I didn't get anything...Lin Feng, how did you find out that I was kidnapped by the officers and soldiers on purpose?"
Zhang Xiaojun has been troubled by this problem for a long time.
"I just feel that you have been lurking in the Hehuan Sect for ten years. It is impossible for you to make such a low-level mistake. You know that there are officers and soldiers searching, and you still go to the market to pick up a bride."
"Then how did you find me?"
"Because of the octopus monster."
At this time, a long flute sound came from the inn, Lin Feng closed his eyes and felt it quietly.
"What did it tell you?"
"That's right." Lin Feng nodded lightly: "Sometimes when I think about it, it's really magical."
"If you hadn't summoned the octopus monster in advance, I wouldn't have caught you, but you did, so it revealed your whereabouts."
"It seems that no matter what, we will meet or reunite."
"Maybe it's to pave the way for something in the future."
"Maybe just because you did what you did today, you will determine the outcome in the future."
"Tsk, tsk."
"The person who invented 'destiny' is really a genius."
"..."
He does not mean that.
Mo Fengchun raised his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.
Zhang Xiaojun got goosebumps all over his body and quickly changed the subject: "Okay, okay, let's talk about where to go next. Continue to find the national master?"
"I want to find the Lord of Binhai City." Lin Feng opened his eyes and asked Zhang Xiaojun: "Have you noticed anything different about Binhai City?"
"Uh...the building is very high?" Zhang Xiaojun pointed at the Star Building.
"It's because there are very few officers and soldiers here." Lin Feng said with a dark face: "The city lord of Binhai City is at odds with the Wanhua Kingdom's national division, so there are very few officers and soldiers here to search for outside monks."
"No wonder." Zhang Xiaojun realized later.
"..." Lin Feng shook his head and continued: "Simply joining the national division camp may seem safe, but in fact it will only make his family dominate."
"So you want to muddy the waters?"
"Yes, by dragging third-party forces into the battlefield and letting them restrict each other, we can fish in troubled waters."
"But how can we convince the Lord of Binhai City to join the battlefield?" Zhang Xiaojun frowned unconsciously: "We are not related to him, so we will probably be kicked out."
"I am also worried about this matter." Lin Feng was worried: "Now, I only know that the city lord is a great poet."
"Writer of poetry?" Zhang Xiaojun's eyes lit up.
"yes."
"Very good!"
Zhang Xiaojun slapped his thigh and became excited: "Do you know how many years I have been waiting for this opportunity? One of the things we time-travelers must do is write poetry!"
"Ah?" Lin Feng was stunned.
"I understand pastoral landscapes, epic pastoral songs, metrical quatrains, and the Songs of Songs so well!" Zhang Xiaojun couldn't contain his excitement: "For us time travellers, this is the most unmissable opportunity to show off!"
"..."
"Take me to the city lord quickly. Hum, let me see if he can resist the rhythm of this five-thousand-year-old poem."
