Taoyuan County Government Office, it's six o'clock in the morning, the weather is fine.
Each exhibition hall was crowded, and countless tourists checked in and took photos frantically.
At the gate, a slender and beautiful female host appeared in front of the camera with ease.
"Dear viewers, where we are now is the entrance to the county government in Taoyuan County."
"You can see above the door that there is now a plaque that reads "Teacher of All Times", and below is a bust of Saint Fang Zheng when he was young."
The female host said and started to pick up the cue cards.
"Fang Zhengyi, whose name is unknown and whose name is Qinglian Jushi, has used the pen names Li Bai, Du Fu, Su Shi, Meng Haoran, Cao Xueqin..."
"He is a famous artist, writer, chemist, mathematician, physicist, politician, lyricist, composer in our country. Singer, dancer, performer, conductor, gourmet, performer, writer, triangle player, inventor....."
The surrounding tourists began to applaud, but a discordant sound came from the crowd.
"What's there to introduce? Who in the whole world doesn't know!"
"Today is a global live broadcast. Foreigners don't know much about it, so why do you talk so much about it?"
The female host is of excellent quality and continues to talk in front of the camera.
"Singer, calligrapher, founder of rap, diplomat, military strategist..."
The hostess read a paragraph, and someone started to argue again.
"Calligrapher, are you kidding me? Fang Zhengyi's calligraphy is notoriously ugly, like a dog crawling! Isn't that pure performance art? You can't just make nonsense of it just because he is famous!"
"You illiterate, don't talk if you don't understand art! Fang Sheng's calligraphy is eclectic, unique, bold, free and easy. I'm sorry for you three-legged cats. You read some rubbish on the Internet, and you still dare to criticize your ancestors. His artistic attainments?”
"That's right! There are always bastards who forget their ancestors!"
The female host continued to read: "Gourmet, founder of modern art, weapons design expert, aerodynamics...Fang Zhengyi is also praised by all walks of life as the founder of modern society, the founder of the fashion and clothing industry, the founder of film art, The father of computers, the founder of artificial intelligence, the inventor of the public stall...the advocate of vernacular, the initiator of the anti-smoking campaign, the emperor of the Jin Dynasty, the emperor of Dajing..."
"The founder of wolf culture, the advocate of the no overtime movement, the initiator of weekend weekends..."
I read it for more than ten minutes without stopping.
The tourists who were listening with great interest finally became impatient.
"Stop reading it! It can be summed up in one sentence: He can be found everywhere. It's really troublesome!"
"We can't live in it! Taoyuan County can't accommodate so many people!"
The hostess still read: "...the one with the highest sales volume of publications in history, and the last one who has mastered everything in history."
After saying this, the female host finally breathed a sigh of relief, and everyone around her was also relieved.
When I was in school, I was given a separate pamphlet for this piece of shit. It is really torture to listen to it now.
"Okay, everyone, follow me into the exhibition hall and visit with me."
The camera crew followed the host's footsteps and started to move forward. The quality of the tourists was very high, and they voluntarily gave way under the push of the security guards.
The female host smiled sweetly and extended her hand to introduce. The first thing she pointed at was a dragon robe.
"Everyone, please see, this is the dragon robe that Fang Zhengyi wore back then. In his later years, Emperor Jing's Alzheimer's disease became more and more serious. He once recognized Fang Zhengyi as the prince many times and wanted to pass it on to him, even going so far as to make a fuss in the court."
"The Great Emperor Li Yuanzhao Renxiao, in order to appease his father, forcibly put Fang Zhengyi on the throne and became the emperor for a day... The next day, Fang Zhengyi took the blame and resigned, becoming the emperor with the shortest term in history. And the record for the second shortest term is still held by Fang Zheng remains the emperor of the Jin Kingdom."
"Although it is short, Fang Zhengyi is the only man in history who has been the emperor of two countries. It is a good story."
After the female host finished speaking, she continued to walk inside.
"We can see that there are many paintings hanging in the exhibition hall, all of which were painted by Fang Zheng himself. The most famous one is "Sunflower"."
The most holy teacher Fang Zhengyi's painting "Sunflower"
