Fang Zheng kicked the horse's belly with both legs, approached the messenger and whispered, "Go back and bring me a message."
"What to bring?" the messenger asked curiously.
"Tell me when I get back..."
"Hiss! Master Fang, are you kidding me?" The messenger suddenly raised his head and looked at Fang Zhengyi in surprise.
Fang Zheng's eyes widened and he said extremely seriously: "It's a joke, I'm sincere, can I make a joke to you! It's a war, be serious!"
The messenger's expression changed, and he looked Fang Zhengyi up and down.
Am I not serious? Do you have a fucking mental problem? Are you trying to frame me?
Fang Zheng stopped talking and returned to Li Yuanzhao, saying in a low voice: "Your Majesty, it's time for him to go back. We should also send someone to the other side to formally declare war, so we can go back together."
"Come on! Who is willing to send an envoy to the enemy's city to declare war on my behalf?" Li Yuanzhao turned around and said loudly.
Zhou Tie's heart stirred in front of him. He turned his head and said to Xie Xian beside him: "Old Xie, if I go, will you write it down for me?"
"That's for sure. This first battle is of great significance. There is no danger. You can earn a name. It's a chance to go down in history."
"Jie Jie Jie, I can't waste such a good opportunity..."
"I'll go!" Zhang Biao's voice suddenly sounded behind Fang Zhengyi.
Li Yuanzhao's eyes lit up: "Zhang Biao? Come on, come on, just in time, then you go! When you come back, I will record a big military merit for you!"
"Fuck!" Zhou Tie cursed secretly and pulled his hair regretfully.
Zhang Biao is such a dog, why is he always ahead of him in everything!
Aren't you going to fight and grab some chicken feathers?
Fang Zheng couldn't help frowning and called Zhang Biao: "What are you going to do? Don't mess around."
Zhang Biao said: "I understand, I've seen it in the movie. The main reason is that the war is going to start later in the evening. I want to go into the city and take a look and be prepared. Otherwise, I will suffer a loss if I don't even know the terrain."
Fang Zheng thought for a while and said helplessly: "It's okay, it's just a formality and you can get some military glory. There's no danger in sending a message. Just be polite and come back as soon as you finish."
"I know."
After Zhang Biao finished speaking, he rode forward.
The messenger looked at him for a few times, feeling a little humiliated for no reason.
This guy... is not a civil servant, and he doesn't look very smart in his eyes. He is still wearing this coat on a hot day.
You didn’t choose such a number one person to communicate with me to insult me, right?
Before he could think about it, Zhang Biao was already riding towards the city gate, and the envoy hurriedly followed.
The two returned to the city, and the city gate opened a gap again.
The envoy led Zhang Biao to the top of the city to resume his duties.
As soon as they reached the top of the city, a dozen soldiers surrounded the two men. The leading soldier stepped forward and said: "Search them!"
Zhang Biao immediately took a few steps back, raised his hand to stop him and said, "I'm just going to stand here and talk. Stop searching."
"No need to search! He is alone and so far away from me, what are you afraid of?" Li Pan looked at Zhang Biao's weird outfit in a coat and asked doubtfully: "Your Excellency... Aren't you hot?"
"I'm not hot... I'm here to declare war on your Majesty's order." Zhang Biao said, looking through the soldiers surrounding him, quickly scanning the city, memorizing the road in his heart, "Well... the declaration is over, you can leave Yet?"
"Huh?" Li Pan was confused and was overwhelmed by Zhang Biao, "Have you finished speaking? Won't you say a few more words?"
"No."
"..." Li Pan rolled his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to him. He turned to the messenger and asked, "I saw you whispering to Fang Zheng just now. What did he say?"
"He said... uh... he said." The messenger stumbled, "He said that the Supreme Emperor asked His Majesty to go home for dinner."
Snapped!
A slap hit the messenger's face, and Li Pan said angrily: "Are you fucking kidding me?"
The messenger covered his face and cried mournfully: "Really! I also think that there is something wrong with Fang Zhengyi, but that's what he said!"
"Can I leave?" Zhang Biao asked impatiently.
The declaration of war has been completed, and the situation in the city has been roughly taken into account. The soldiers are surrounding them and they are not allowed to leave.
Li Pan's attention was attracted to him again, and he looked into Zhang Biao's eyes, feeling awkward in his heart.
Why do you feel like nothing is right today?
Isn't this person... really a fool?
"How many troops did you bring this time?" Li Pan asked out of nowhere.
The general next to him glanced at him blankly.
His Highness is so stupid that it makes people feel bad. Can he tell you?
"Two hundred and thirty-seven thousand people...oh, and two thousand Jin Yiwei." Zhang Biao said honestly.
Grass! He actually said it! This number is quite different from what they surveyed!
The general's mouth and eyes were twisted in shock.
"Ha...ha! Okay, very good!" Li Pan raised his eyebrows, with an unstoppable smile in his eyes.
Yes, the other side really sent a fool over.
"I would like to ask you again, do you know your marching route and how to arrange the battle?"
"I know, from here we will take the shortest route to Sangak, and finally we will return to the court." Zhang Biao said.
Li Pan was so amused that his eyebrows turned into characters. He smiled at the generals around him and said, "They are so crazy, so what else can we do to lure the enemy in? Can't we just let them in?"
The general covered his mouth with his fist and whispered: "Your Highness, you won't believe his lies, will you? He is probably pretending to be a fool and came here to deliberately mislead us. Ahem... And what do you think about luring the enemy deeper? It’s not appropriate to say it out loud, right?”
"Pretending?" Li Pan pointed at Zhang Biao and said, "Have you ever seen someone pretending to be a fool? I think this person is particularly trustworthy."
"I heard you guys talking, and you say I'm a fool?" Zhang Biao asked.
"Look! No matter what I say, what he pays attention to is different from normal people." Li Pan pointed at Zhang Biao and mocked.
"I don't know the same as you, can you let me go now?" Zhang Biao said calmly.
"You still want to leave after hearing what I said?" Li Pan suppressed a smile and said to the left and right, "I said Li Yuanzhao is a brain retard. He was a brain retard when he was a child! Now he is even more stupid. He sent such a group of people to declare war. Father. If you believe me, I will lead my troops here and annihilate them all!"
The general nodded with an unnatural expression.
It seems that His Highness has indeed guessed correctly this time. Sending such a fool to declare war is enough to show that the other emperor is a fool!
The idiot emperor leads the troops...what good soldiers can he lead?
"You want to kill me?" Zhang Biao blinked and asked.
"Yes, yes, do you have any objections?" Li Pan raised his head with a look on his face that he wanted to be beaten.
"Why kill me? The two armies are fighting without killing the envoy."
Naive, still so naive now!
Li Pan pursed his lips and looked at Zhang Biao with pity.
To be honest, he really likes this fool who has been fighting in the palace since childhood.
But if you need to kill, you still have to kill!
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully. This city was originally planned to be given to Da Jing. When you underestimate the enemy and penetrate deeply, we will find an opportunity to annihilate you in one fell swoop. We will kill you just to anger Da Jing. , I want to consume more of your troops, it’s that simple.”
After Li Pan finished speaking, he smiled and snapped his fingers: "Go ahead and give him a good time."
The soldiers who originally surrounded Zhang Biao drew their swords at the same time, preparing to slash at him.
Just a moment ago!
Zhang Biao crossed his arms, inserted his coat, pulled his right leg back, and squatted down in a lunge.
He took out four black projectiles with one hand and threw them to the ground. He took out a mask with the other hand and fastened it firmly on his face.
boom!
.....
Under the city wall, Fang Zhengyi was still looking around.
Suddenly, Li Yuanzhao exclaimed in his ears: "Holy shit! Look, old Fang, there's green smoke coming out of the city wall!"
