"Yes." Luo Yide responded and sat in front of Lai Gou'er.
The deputy looked at him curiously.
Originally, Luo Yide and he were both Lord Lai's deputies, but now they seem to have had some remarkable experiences.
Lai Gouer was extremely curious and ready to listen.
Just listen to Luo Yide say: "In fact, it is not too complicated. It is all based on Master Wu's extensive knowledge that he conquered everyone."
"After Master Wu went to sea, he didn't do anything special at first. He just took the wealthy businessmen on the ship to have fun and have fun."
"How are you playing?" Lai Gou'er asked excitedly.
Master Wu personally leads the entertainment, it must be extraordinary!
Luo Yide scratched his head and felt a little embarrassed: "Actually, it's those things... It's a bit shameful to say that I have never seen such a scene in my humble position."
"A group of businessmen and beauties are elegant and elegant during the day, but no one wears clothes at night...it can be said that they party every night."
"Elaborate!" Lai Gouer asked.
Luo Yide said: "It's those things, you know... they are so intense that they are all crazy. Playing like this every day, you look like a human during the day and like an animal at night. After seven days in a row, everyone is very familiar with each other, Wu Only then did the master begin to move around frequently among the crowd."
"At first, we were chatting with each other, and my humble job was to translate and help the master record the news. Later, after everyone's information was gathered, the master began to help major merchants connect resources and introduce business. In less than half a month, Master Wu has facilitated several major projects. Business, and then someone came to look for him."
"Uh..." Lai Gou'er was a little disappointed. He didn't seem to be particularly interested in a particularly mysterious topic.
Then he asked in a very gossipy manner: "Did Master Wu participate?"
"Participate in what?"
"Tiaomozi."
Luo Yide shook his head solemnly: "Master Wu has never participated. He is only active during the day. When the crowd is partying at night, he sits quietly in the study and reads. The noise outside cannot affect him in the slightest."
"How is that possible?" Lai Gou'er asked in surprise.
This is completely different from what he imagined! Although the master is knowledgeable, isn't he also a hungry ghost?
Luo Yide said solemnly: "I also asked the master this question, whether the master is not good at women, but the master later explained it to me."
"He said that when you are young, you don't understand animal nature. When you grow up, you embrace animal nature. When you get older, you stay away from animal nature."
These words are quite Zen-like!
Lai Gou'er fell into deep thought. After a long time, he said deeply: "Master Wu, is he... having sex?"
"I guess so." Luo Yide replied after a moment of silence, "After all, I am older."
The deputy's strange eyes bounced back and forth between Lai Gouer and Luo Yide, and his brain fell into confusion.
He couldn't digest such a conversation at all...
Luo Yide thought for a while and said cautiously: "But the master is not something ordinary people can guess. To be honest, I learned a lot from the master on the ship, and I also have a lot of experience."
"Huh? Let's talk about it."
"The master once said that apricots are the source and driving force for the growth of all things in the world. People have this strong instinct as soon as they are born. At that time, I asked the master if babies also have it, and the master said they do."
"The knowledge of the humble position is shallow and I don't take it seriously. So after the ship docked for the first time, I immediately looked for newborn babies and collected evidence to refute the master. But when I studied the babies in depth, I found that they did have this potential instinct. This newborn baby always likes to suck on various things to receive stimulation from the outside world. I call it the oral stage. This stage..."
"Ahem, cough, that's it!" Lai Gou'er's eyes widened after hearing this, and he could only cough twice to stop Luo Yide from chattering, "Xiao Luo, learn more from the master, don't make yourself blind by talking about it. Research!"
"As long as everything is going well with Master Wu, if you need other supplies, go directly to someone below to arrange them. If nothing happens, you can go find Master Wu as soon as possible to recover."
"Yes, I resign." Luo Yide clasped his fists and left the room.
Lai Gouer breathed a sigh of relief and raised his chin towards the deputy: "Go on, what happened to the Brotherhood?"
"The Brotherhood sent a letter yesterday saying that internal inspections in the six major dioceses are becoming increasingly strict. People are patrolling the streets closely every day. Once special situations are discovered, they will be reported immediately, so that it is now difficult to move forward. Moreover, some cities under the dioceses are said to have We began to load cannons and deploy city defenses, and at the same time, we mobilized a large number of civilian soldiers to recruit soldiers."
"The current situation is difficult and uncertain. We will have less contact with Dajing in the future. I hope you will know."
"Well... I know about this. You can arrange the rest first."
...
Outside the Meridian Gate.
Hundreds of officials gathered around, and the figure in the center was none other than Fang Zhengyi.
Fang Zheng's official uniform was stuffed with something bulging and he didn't know what it was.
However, the attention of the officials was not here. Li Yansong asked first: "Master Hou, I have noticed that the prince has been in a restless mood these past two days. His hall has turned dark. Is there something wrong with his body?"
"Yes, Lord Marquis, I only have this prince in Dajing. Your relationship with His Highness is recent, so don't hide it from me!"
"What disease is the prince suffering from?"
There was chatter all around, and Fang Zheng couldn't bear to be disturbed, so he shouted: "Okay! The prince is not sick!"
"Didn't it rain heavily in the past two days? His Highness's chicken farm outside the city was struck by lightning. The chicken coops collapsed everywhere and the chickens were charred. Your Highness is sad because of this. He is not sick at all. Can you guys Don't think blindly? Since you are so concerned, why don't you directly ask His Majesty why you keep dragging me along?"
Li Yansong said dissatisfied: "How can I ask directly about His Highness's private matters? Naturally, it is most appropriate to ask the Marquis. His Highness was just a chicken coop struck by lightning and did not think about food and drink. For such a ridiculous reason, are you trying to stall us?"
"No, absolutely not!" Fang Zhengyi waved his hands with a serious look on his face, "That is not an ordinary chicken coop, it is a breeding chicken coop! His Highness has high hopes for breeding chickens that can grow meat quickly in the future."
"From Cai Chicken No. 1 to Cai Chicken No. 10, we were looking for chickens from all over the country to breed. His Highness worked with the School of Agriculture of Eastern Suburb University for more than half a year to come up with these experimental varieties. Now that the chicken coop has been struck by lightning, can His Highness not feel uncomfortable? ?”
"Aren't there still eggs? Let's hatch them slowly. What's there to worry about?"
"After the chicken farm was hacked, it caught fire. The eggs were burned into living beads, and there was nothing left. Don't talk about the prince. I, a researcher at Dongda College of Agriculture, also didn't eat or drink for two days, and the chickens turned into It makes me feel bad to be a little black guy!"
"That's it." Baiguan suddenly realized.
So everyone understands, this is indeed heartbreaking.
His Highness's personal cultivation of fast-growing vegetable chickens was a great deed, but now that the chicken coop was struck by lightning, it was inevitable that he would be extremely sad.
Now that this matter of concern has been explained clearly, Baiguan is obviously much more relaxed.
Your Majesty is already so old, and I don’t know when he will pass the throne to the prince.
As long as he's fine.
"Master Marquis, what's that bulging thing stuffed in your clothes?" At this time, someone finally noticed something awkward about Fang Zhengyi.
The officials' eyes once again focused on Fang Zhengyi.
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