Lai Gouer doesn't understand if he wants to go to a brothel.
Could it be that I was suffocating on the boat all the way? But looking at Mr. Wu's stature and age... he doesn't seem to have that much energy.
But since it was the request, there was nothing more to say.
Lai Gouer stretched out his hand and pointed forward and said: "Go a little further and just turn left. There has been turmoil in the city, but the brothel has hardly been damaged."
Wu Sheng nodded and stepped forward.
After walking for a few minutes, I turned a corner and saw the holy city 'brothel'.
The decoration is not much different from other buildings, but there is an open-air platform upstairs with many flower baskets and colorful cloths hung around it.
Coupled with the strange scent coming from the surroundings, one can guess the purpose of this place at a glance.
The door of the brothel was ajar, and Wu Sheng pushed it open and entered.
But as soon as the door was opened, he immediately covered his mouth and nose.
Seeing that there was no one on the first floor, Wu Sheng frowned and said, "What does this smell like? Where is the madam here?"
In the air, the strong smell of perfume accompanied by the smell of sweat made the air unusually stuffy.
"People rest in the back room during the day." Lai Gou'er didn't take it seriously and explained: "People here don't take baths very frequently. They usually like to cover up with perfume. The smell is indeed a bit indecent."
"The holy city is so prosperous, doesn't it even have the conditions for bathing?" Wu Sheng asked puzzled.
"Hey! Foreigners like this coquettish smell. After washing it, the internal smell will disappear."
"Despicable!" Wu Sheng scolded.
Visiting a brothel is supposed to be a romantic affair, but I didn’t expect foreigners to enjoy it so much!
Two people don't like to take a bath, so they get together and rub mud on the bed? !
He felt uncomfortable thinking about this scene. He had already developed the habit of bathing once a day.
They even put forward strict requirements for Xueyue Tower!
After looking around the surroundings, Wu Sheng asked, "It seems that you know a lot about brothels. What's special about the brothels here compared with the great scenery?"
Lai Gou'er said: "I don't really want to come. The smell here is very unpleasant, but my officers and soldiers often come here, and I come to drink with them. As for what's special... it's just an ordinary place to have fun. So, give me money to do the work and leave."
Lai Gou'er said, seeming to think of something: "I wonder if there is one thing that is unique?"
"tell me the story."
Lai Gouer walked to the counter near the door and rummaged through it.
Not long after, he pulled out a small bamboo tube, handed it to Wu Sheng, and said mysteriously: "This thing is the favorite of the poor!"
"This is called the Fish Cup, and it was born from Feka. Not long after the Holy City was captured, this thing was spread to the Holy City."
"What kind of fish cup?" Wu Sheng took the bamboo tube and opened the lid.
Suddenly a strong fishy smell hit my face.
"Damn! What is this!" Wu Sheng was shocked and threw the cup away.
As the cup flew out, a dead fish separated from the air along with the yellow soup.
It hit the ground with a snap.
Lai Gouer's eyes twitched twice, and he quickly explained: "Mr. Wu, there are many rich people in the Holy City, so this method is not practical, but it can be stored for a long time, and the fish will smell... This fish cup can only be used fresh Yes, it’s quite easy to use..."
After listening to Lai Gouer's explanation, Wu Sheng asked dumbly: "Just use this cup to solve the problem?"
"Ah yes. That's right!"
Wu Sheng's eyebrows suddenly rose and he cursed angrily: "Disgusting! It's so disgusting! It's so shameless!"
When Lai Gouer heard this, he was unhappy.
It’s not like I haven’t used it before, bro, why is it so disgusting and shameless?
He originally came up with this idea, and the market has already recognized his idea!
"Mr. Wu, what are you talking about? It's just a way of playing. Poor people can't afford to go to a brothel, so they can't entertain themselves?"
There was anger left in Wu Sheng's expression: "What you are saying is all nonsense! Can men be satisfied with such cheap tricks? This is an insult to men's taste. Such evil spirits and heretical tricks make me know that it is Whoever came up with this must be given a beating!"
Lai Gouer's face became darker and darker.
Calling Mr. Wu already gives you a lot of face. If it weren't for the fact that you are the person sent by Big Brother, I would have done it!
You can insult my taste, but you can't insult my creativity!
"Haha, I think it's very good. It can provide a new way of playing for the poor. Does Mr. Wu think that all men can afford to go to a brothel? This is the best choice!" Lai Gouer smiled.
Wu Sheng sneered: "Nothing can hide the poor quality of this cup. How difficult is it to get poor people to go to a brothel?"
"Let me ask you, what is the most popular thing about a brothel?"
Lai Gouer rolled his eyes.
What on earth does this person do? He keeps dragging her to the brothel. Is he really here to do business?
"The most important thing should be appearance."
"Wrong! Big mistake! There is no difference in essence between a brothel and a restaurant. They are both a business. The most important concern of a popular restaurant is to turn over the restaurant. Can the customers leave as soon as possible and receive more customers. The same is true for the brothel. As for the Beauty can be enhanced through dressing up.”
"So, if you want to increase the number of brothel turnovers, the easiest way is to simplify the entire process."
Lai Gouer took a breath: "What on earth do you do?"
Wu Sheng said proudly: "Of course I have also opened a brothel, and today I will open your eyes. I usually only guide high-end clients. I don't even look at such low-quality places."
"The environment, light and shadow, decoration, color, smell...nothing here makes me feel qualified. It is comparable to a garbage dump. It would be better to blow it all up!"
Lai Gouer looked contemptuous.
Oh shit! It turns out he runs a brothel. How did the eldest brother find such a good guy? He even grabbed one in his mouth. How can he help?
"Then what kind of advice does Mr. Wu have?" Lai Gouer said with a hint of sarcasm in his tone.
Wu Sheng didn't take it seriously and said lightly: "It's very simple. Set up a separate room and divide it into two halves with a wooden board. Take out a hole from the waist on the wooden board. The size of the hole is based on the size of the buttocks."
"Half of this room is occupied by prostitutes, who can place their buttocks on the other side behind the wooden board. And the other half of the room is occupied by customers. Since the poor cannot afford to go to a brothel to buy the whole person, we only need to peel off the core parts and sell them at a low price Sell services, sell tickets, run errands, and leave.”
Click!
An indescribable scene of demons dancing around suddenly jumped out of Lai Gouer's mind.
"F*ck! You are so perverted! What right does a person like you have to look down on Yubei? You don't treat people as human beings at all! This is simply a deterioration of the world and corrupting people's hearts!" Lai Gouer yelled.
His whole body is not well now.
Wu Sheng said it lightly, but it filled his mind with mental pollution.
I can't get rid of that image no matter how I shake it.
Facing Lai Gou'er's curse, Wu Sheng's expression remained unchanged and he said thoughtfully: "You are right. This idea is really destructive and not humane enough. Maybe it can be like this..."
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