On the stage, there is a pink background and light gauze curtains.
The daughter of the king was sitting on the dressing table, combing her hair meticulously.
Someone had been sent to notify the holy monk to come see him a moment ago.
I don’t know what kind of charming things will happen in the next scene.
The entire audience held their breath, and even Fang Zhengyi couldn't help but look forward to it.
Not to mention, it’s much more interesting than going to the cinema, and it’s full of immersion!
Especially since he was sitting in the VIP seat.
Just when the daughter of the king began to monologue on the stage to tell what was in his heart, Li Yansong and others suddenly appeared next to Emperor Jing.
The moment they saw Emperor Jing, several people almost shed tears. As long as His Majesty is fine...
Li Yansong whispered excitedly: "Your Majesty! You are indeed here!"
Emperor Jing looked sideways and saw the calm expressions of several people: "Oh, you are here? Don't disturb others watching the show."
Although the stage is high, Li Yansong and others may still block the audience in the last row.
After hearing Emperor Jing's order, Li Yansong and others hurriedly bowed their waists and said: "Your Majesty, I'm looking for you so anxiously. Everyone is anxiously looking forward to your return. If you want to come to Pingwan County, just tell me!" Why did you come up with it on the spur of the moment?"
Emperor Jing said: "Aren't I fine now? What are you worried about? With Zhang Biao and Zhengyi here, can I be in danger?"
Speaking of Fang Zhengyi, Li Yansong glared angrily: "Fang Zhengyi! Why didn't you stop him and brought His Majesty to a place with so many people like this?"
Fang Zheng looked at Guo Tianyang and shrugged helplessly when he saw him pretending to look around at the scenery.
You damn eunuch, you don’t even have an explanation! Leave all the blame to me alone?
Seeing that Fang Zheng was silent, Li Yansong whispered again: "Your Majesty, please wait outside. Everyone else is waiting for you outside."
Emperor Jing raised his hand and said: "There is no rush, let them wait. As for you, you are here just in time. Tell me what you have seen and heard in Xinzhang County."
Li Yansong sighed helplessly and could only obey the order. He looked at the boring drama on the stage and narrated it in a low voice.
Emperor Jing also gave up watching the play and closed his eyes slightly to listen.
The plot on the stage was about to reach its climax, and Tang Monk came to see his daughter, the King, just before his eyes.
Fang Zheng didn't worry about anything else. He held his breath and concentrated on watching the show.
On the stage, the door of his daughter King's boudoir was knocked. The King was heartbroken and looked at the door expectantly, clutching his chest.
suddenly!
A dirty monk appeared with a ragged cattail fan and a lewd smile on his face.
"Beauty, the poor monk is here!"
Damn it! Xu Xian!
Fang Zheng's pupils were shocked.
What the fuck is this?
Why is there Xu Xian everywhere, and the legend of White Snake invades Journey to the West? Where is this going?
The daughter king immediately became alert: "Who are you? Someone is coming!"
Xu Xian smiled slightly: "The poor monk Jidian, I heard that the king's country is beautiful and fragrant, so I came here to kiss him."
"There's no need to scream. The poor monk has sealed this place with magic. It's useless even if you scream."
The daughter of the king panicked and hid on the bed.
Saying that, Xu Xian took off his monk's robe, revealing his dirty body, and said lewdly as he walked: "Beauty, why are you hiding?"
"With such a good body like this poor monk in front of you, you may not be tempted at the first sight, but you may not be tempted at the tenth sight either, but I don't believe you can hold it in longer than the first day of the junior high school or the fifteenth!"
Holy shit! What kind of evil monk is this?
Fang Zheng was greatly panicked, and cold sweat slowly flowed down his forehead.
Seeing that Emperor Jing was still listening to Li Yansong's speech, he felt relieved.
No, when will the plot of this dog be over?
This trip to Pingwan County went smoothly everywhere, but why did I end up in the theater?
Fang Zheng was thinking about it, but when he looked up, he saw Guo Tianyang, Yang Yingcai and others looking at him with squinting eyes and mocking expressions.
Looking back, the faces of the people watching the show showed excitement, but they showed no surprise.
Oops, what a mistake!
It seems that the good audiences who sell Daughter's National Tickets are all here for Xu Xian.
Fang Zheng felt annoyed and had no choice but to go back and continue watching the show.
The daughter of the king had no way to retreat. She leaned against the wall and said with a stern expression: "The holy monk will come to save me soon. If you know better, get out of here!"
Xu Xian did not panic at all, rubbed his hands and said: "Holy Monk? You are talking about Tang Monk, right? The poor monk came here just for him. He came just in time. There is a ban outside Lingshan. When the poor monk kills him, he will be an impostor. I took Monkey Sun to the West to obtain scriptures and directly overturned the Lingshan Mountain!"
Fang Zhengyi wanted to cry but had no tears.
What the hell is this? Can Xu Xian still be so wild... His views are shattered. What kind of mental state did the screenwriter have to write such a thing...
But when he heard Lingshan, Fangzheng had a flash of inspiration.
I watched a scene with the prince before, where Xu Xian took Sun Wukong to the Lingshan Mountain... (Chapter 120, Chapter 273)
Damn it! This is a prequel, does the timeline still match? !
The show goes on.
Xu Xian's claws have almost reached in front of his daughter, the King.
Unexpectedly, the king pulled out a pair of scissors from the bed and put it directly to his throat.
He raised his head and said sadly: "Stop, if you come here again, I will commit suicide!"
"Hey..." came the disappointed voice from the audience.
This is so tacky!
Xu Xian took two steps back and said gloomily: "Aren't you willing to become a poor monk?"
"I would rather die than obey!"
"Jie Jie Jie...Okay! I like chaste and martyr women! Since you don't know what to do, I will serve you well and let you see the poor monk's extraordinary skills!"
Fang Zhengyi: "..."
After Xu Xian finished speaking, he reached out and waved his hand, and the scissors fell off his daughter King's hand.
The whole person lay down on the bed upright. It seemed that he was under a spell and could not move.
The daughter king was panicked: "What do you want to do?"
Xu Xian reached for the torn bag on his waist and scattered soybeans all over the floor.
A group of soldiers in golden armor lined up and ran out from behind the stage.
Then Xu Xian smiled evilly and said: "I, Xu Xian, don't like wasting things the most in my life. I always eat every grain of rice in the bowl..."
"How dare you!" the daughter King said desperately, having already thought of the worst scenario in her mind.
Xu Xian turned to look at the golden-armored soldier who had just been transformed from soybeans, and asked, "She asked me if I dare, do you dare?"
"A holy monk ordered us to dare to do anything!" "Yes, that's right!"
"Okay! Follow my orders and line up outside!"
"Hè~~!" The entire audience gasped, with the word "pervert" written all over their flushed faces.
Fang Zhengyi was completely numb and his heart was bleeding.
This is the consequence of no supervision!
Spreading the beans will lead to a bank party, right? You still have to queue up...
He turned his head to see the reaction of Emperor Jing and others, but what he saw were several red faces with cold expressions.
"Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation..."
"No need to explain, come out to me!"
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