"Hey, what?" Alibai was shocked and couldn't believe his ears.
Although he already knew that Fang Zheng was a charlatan, speaking that word so directly still shocked him.
"It's manual sex. In Buddhist language, it's called illegal semen production. Let's be more civilized and call it 'flushing'." Fang Zhengyi repeated, "Don't be embarrassed. You must tell the truth. I'm here to help you. Say it’s not poisonous!”
"Ah... seven or eight times a month." Ali said with a blush on his face.
"Too little. I flush at least twice a day. Once in the morning, and again at noon after exercise." Fang Zhengyi looked calm, as if he was describing eating and drinking: "If you think about it, I wear multiple hats, and I do so many things every day. There are so many documents, countless questions, how much pressure is on your shoulders?”
"You have to rush more to get the blood flowing and control the rhythm below the waist."
Ali Bai slowly opened his mouth...
"Master Fang, is he short of women?"
"There is no shortage, but this saves worry and time."
Fang Zhengyi continued: "This is what every successful person has to do. I believe many people in my court do this. If you don't do this, your mentality will be unbalanced and you will be finished in a matter of seconds. You know When playing chess with others in the court, you must not be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil."
“Take a shot anytime, anywhere, develop a good habit, and you’ll be thinking about a successful strategy when doing so.”
Ali Bai's outlook was shattered. He had never heard of such strange talk in his life, so he said nonchalantly: "Master Fang, are you kidding me?"
Fang Zhengyi smiled slightly: "This is what makes my education outstanding. Ordinary people only tell you to strengthen your spirit, exercise your will, and learn to endure hardships and stand hard work, but no one has ever told you in basic principles, how If it is spirit, what is will? The key to learning is to put aside the phenomenon and talk about the essence. Only in this way can we advance quickly!"
"Suppose you want to build a big house but don't know where the foundation is? Don't you think it's funny?"
That does make sense!
"Yeah, yeah." Alibai gradually entered the mood, nodding like a primary school student.
Fang Zheng said seriously: "The so-called joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are just reactions produced by the body. The most knowledgeable and moral bachelors in the world will lose their temper after getting drunk. The most powerful warrior in the world can't stand it. The body is wounded by swords and axes, and suffers from three illnesses and four pains. Even the most energetic person cannot stay awake day and night continuously. So, are you right or wrong in saying that all the will of a strong man is based on the body? "
Ali Bai took a deep breath and felt a sudden sense of enlightenment in his heart.
That’s right! The reason is very simple, but no one has ever told him this. All teachers will only tell him that you have to persevere and endure hardship.
This is the first time that someone has analyzed the problem thoroughly and from such a tricky angle...
"So, I should flush twice a day?"
"No, no, no!" Fang Zheng raised his hand to stop him: "On the contrary, I can do this, but you can't, because I am a successful person and need to adjust in this way, but you are not."
"What you have to do is stop rushing!"
"Jie Chong?"
"Yes, not only do you have to stop rushing, but you can't even touch women. You have to save up! Save up the fire in your chest and keep increasing the pressure on yourself. Then the pressure will make you transform until you are reborn from the ashes and you become a brand new you! "
"Ah, yes, that's what happened!" Ali Bai suddenly realized.
It’s not that I rushed too little, it turns out that I rushed too much.
"Come, give me your hand." Fang Zheng stretched out his hand to Ali Bai.
Alibai handed over his hand, Fang Zheng grabbed his wrist, pretended to feel his pulse, and said solemnly: "A 20-year-old person with a 60-year-old pulse, this is a sign of overindulgence before anything happens!"
"Be discouraged before something big happens. You, a lecherous person, can only make your life miserable every day. No wonder your character and achievements don't match up. Do you often cough and spit when you wake up in the morning?"
Ali Bai's face turned pale and he said in a trembling voice, "You can even touch this?"
Nonsense, are the people in Honglu Guest House keeping an eye on me? Can I fucking not touch it?
Fang Zheng smiled calmly and shook off Ali Bai's wrist: "Ha, I've seen you like this a lot. I don't think His Highness was much more serious than you back then. He would have to pee blood if he rushed down again. Fortunately, I showed up in time to help him get off the cliff. Stifle the bird!"
"Then... can I still be saved?" Ali Bai's eyes were filled with hope.
"Of course there is hope. Since I am willing to give you advice, it means you have great hope. If there is no hope, why should I tell the second prince so much?" Fang Zheng asked, "And I have already started to save you. Let's Now we are doing talk therapy, or talk therapy for short.”
Ali Bai couldn't hide his excitement: "Please, Mr. Fang, please continue to give me therapy!"
Fang Zheng said, "Hey, Second Prince, you're welcome. I've handed over my mental method to you, and you can figure out the rest on your own."
"Is it as simple as just quitting?" Ali Bai said in frustration: "Why can't Mr. Fang teach me in the future?"
"Because that's a different price...internal information cannot be shared externally."
"Internal information..." Alibai murmured, something seemed to be touched and itchy in his heart.
This sounds very incredible, it feels like the Mahayana Buddhist sutra in Journey to the West!
"Master Fang, please teach me, whether it is gold or silver beauties, I can offer them to you when I return to the Kingdom of Jin. I will definitely satisfy Master Fang." Ali Bai said sincerely.
Fang Zhengyi sighed softly: "Second Prince, don't be like this. You should be able to understand after reading Journey to the West. The scriptures should not be passed down lightly, nor should they be taken in vain. But the problem this time is not with you, but with me."
"This miraculous educational method has been a great success for the prince. Your Majesty specially ordered me to introduce this method to the court, and repeatedly warned that without your Majesty's imperial pen and approval, it cannot be passed on to my disciples. From my personal point of view, of course you are An excellent seedling, but I have an imperial mandate and I dare not violate it."
"Of course, there is no room for error. I have taught you the method and you can explore on your own. If you encounter obstacles on your way to study, it is not a foul if I give you a few words of advice. But...detours are bound to be inevitable. .”
Mental method, this mental method is too simple, everyone can do it. The follow-up was all detours, and I didn’t learn anything from co-writing.
A huge feeling of disappointment surged into Alibai's heart, but it turned into excitement again in an instant.
If you have to be a disciple, you can’t pass it on, then I can be a disciple! There is hope!
Thinking of this, Ali suddenly reined in his horse and dismounted.
Fang Zhengyi was already ready, and they dismounted almost simultaneously.
Ali Bai bent down to bow down, but a pair of big hands held him back. Fang Zheng said with concern, "What are you doing, Second Prince? This is in front of a large crowd."
"Alibai is willing to become Master Fang's teacher!" Alibai wanted to kneel down after saying this.
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