"Master Ni, there is really no need to compose any more poems. How about Qinghan treating you to a glass of water and wine?" Chu Qinghan said anxiously from the side.
Hearing the lack of respect in his tone and Chu Qinghan's support, Ni Wenchun became more and more unhappy. He ignored Chu Qinghan and continued to ask: "Brother Fang and Miss Chu are not friends, why are there even poems on his birthday?" Stingy? Or do you have another relationship with Miss Chu? "
Seeing that Ni Wenchun was speaking a little out of proportion at this moment, Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Qinghan and I are just ordinary friends. We have nothing to do to chat or eat on weekdays?"
"What are you talking about!" Ni Wenchun couldn't help but raise his voice and stared at Fang Zhengyi eagerly.
Seeing that he was anxious, Fang Zhengyi gave him a contemptuous look.
"Let's chat, we can talk about everything from all over the world." After saying this, he paused, "Just talk about fish, water... joy, etc. Does this have anything to do with Mr. Ni?"
"You..." Ni Wenchun's fists clenched suddenly, and his eyes seemed to burst out with flames.
Talking about having sex? This guy definitely did it on purpose!
Thinking of this, Ni Wenchun looked sideways at Chu Qinghan, and saw that she had no intention of refuting her pink face, and the anger in his heart became even stronger!
Suppressing his anger, Ni Wenchun said loudly: "Since you have such a good relationship with Miss Chu, you should write a poem, don't you think so?"
"Yes!" A voice of approval came.
Moral kidnapping?
The smile on Fang Zheng's face disappeared and he looked directly at Ni Wenchun: "Do you really want me to do it?"
"That's natural. Of course, it doesn't matter if Brother Fang can't do it. After all, poetry is not always popular." Ni Wenchun, who had just finished encouraging the crowd, was looking at him with a half-smile but not a smile.
Fang Zheng sighed softly: "Hey, that's fine. Since Mr. Ni asked me to compose it, then I will compose one for Mr. Ni."
After saying that, Fang Zheng pushed aside the crowd, walked to the center, and stepped on the table.
Under the attention of everyone, Fang Zheng cleared his throat and said: "I sit alone in my study and make my wife with my hands. Don't mention this to outsiders. If you change your left hand to your right, you will stop having a wife and then marry another. One stroke after another, all over the body is sexy Itchy bone fans. Bits and pieces fell to the ground, and their descendants were all named Ni."
Ni Zi fell, and the rest of the people were all turned to stone...
Fang Zheng jumped off the table as soon as he finished reading, and looked at Ni Wenchun meaningfully: "Master Ni, how do you think of my poem?"
This is one of the best poems he memorized in college. He can’t forget it after listening to it once. It’s something that can’t be put on the table, but he didn’t expect it to come in handy today.
Although it is another obscene poem...but this time it is obviously not as vulgar as Zhou Tie's.
A group of people suppressed their laughter, their eyes drifting to Ni Wenchun from time to time.
Ni Wenchun was already trembling all over, his eyes were wide open, he pointed at Fang Zhengyi with one finger, and said tremblingly: "You...you dare..."
Fang Zhengyi shrugged, looking indifferent.
"How dare you insult me!!" With a roar, Ni Wenchun suddenly rushed forward.
Fortunately, the people around him caught him in time and kept comforting him.
The Chu sisters were also at a loss. Chu Youyi asked stupidly: "Sister, what did that poem mean just now?"
"Don't ask!" Chu Qinghan suppressed his blush, walked up to Fang Zhengyi, and said anxiously: "Master Fang, please forget it. Please go home today, okay?"
After everything has been done, how can I go home?
Fang Zheng glanced at her sideways: "I'm helping you test his quality. You see, I just said a few words casually and he got so angry. This person is definitely not a kind person. Are you sure you can handle it?" ?”
Chu Qinghan couldn't laugh or cry.
I'm so angry that I can't let you get excited! Who is a good person who wouldn't be angry if you said that in public?
After being pulled by everyone, Ni Wenchun regained his senses a little, straightened his robe, and breathed heavily: "Fang Tangjing! Do you know who I am?"
Fang Zheng curled his lips.
If you don't have good self-cultivation, you'll have to report yourself to the family. But it is reasonable. Anyone who is serious about blocking girls' doors every day has obviously not been educated well.
After complaining in his mind, Fang Zheng cupped his hands and said, "Master Ni, I'm offended. It was just a game."
"Today is Qinghan's birthday. Everyone is here to have fun. You won't be angry just because I wrote a poem, right?"
"No way? No way?"
These three words, "No way," echoed in Ni Wenchun's mind repeatedly. Now he didn't want to think about anything else, he just wanted to stab Fang Zhengyi to death with a sword.
How come there is such a bitch in the fucking world!
But when he raised his eyes and saw Chu Qinghan's water-cut eyes looking at him, he regained his senses again.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Fang, this joke is a bit too much, but you are right. Today is Qinghan's birthday. How about we discuss poetry another day?"
"Master Ni is very generous."
Ni Wenchun was upset. He knew he shouldn't have talked to this bastard first. Now it would be hard to sell the poems he spent two hundred taels on.
There is only one way to restore the image now.
Ni Wenchun took out a brocade box from his arms, walked slowly to Chu Qinghan, and said seriously: "Qinghan, today is your birthday. I have specially prepared a big gift for you. I hope you like it."
"If you don't dare to accept it, how can you let Mr. Ni spend money?" Chu Qinghan quickly declined.
Ni Wenchun said softly: "Open it first and take a look before talking."
Chu Qinghan hesitated for a moment, opened the brocade box, and saw a golden object revealed inside, and asked, "What is this?"
Ni Wenchun showed a proud smile and raised his voice slightly: "This thing is called a pocket watch! It has the same function as a clock. In the past, only high officials in the court could wear this thing. It just appeared in Taoyuan County recently. The output is rare and the price is worth thousands of dollars. There are only a handful of people who own this thing!"
After he finished speaking, there was an exclamation of surprise all around!
Everyone was a scholar, and the pocket watch was so famous that only high-ranking officials were qualified to carry it.
Even though folklore has just appeared in the world, it is not within the reach of ordinary people.
I knew Ni Wenchun would give a gift today, but I didn't expect such a huge gift!
It seems that he really spent a lot of money on women.
Chu Qinghan stared at his pocket watch with a strange expression.
The first time she saw this thing, she felt it looked familiar. It was only when she heard Ni Wenchun mentioned Taoyuan County that she remembered that she had seen it at Fang Zhengyi's place.
Is this thing so expensive? But it should be nothing to Fang Zheng.
Thinking of this, Chu Qinghan suddenly felt that Ni Wenchun's image had plummeted.
Fang Zheng laughed out loud, and his affection for Ni Wenchun doubled.
It's hard for him not to love such an easy target!
Hearing the laughter, Ni Wenchun immediately turned to look at Fang Zheng and said coldly: "Does Brother Fang think my gift is ridiculous?"
"Good! Brother Ni is such a classy person, I really admire him!" Fang Zhengyi praised from the bottom of his heart.
Although the words were sincere and kind, Ni Wenchun's ears clearly sounded strange, so he teased: "Miss Chu is a friend of Brother Fang, so what gifts has Brother Fang prepared today?"
Fang Zheng touched his chin: "Oh... I was in such a hurry that I forgot to buy it, but since it is Qinghan's birthday once a year, of course it should be more grand. Let's do it, Qinghan, whatever you like, I will send someone to buy it now, what? It doesn’t matter, the price doesn’t matter.”
Chu Qinghan naturally declined again, and Ni Wenchun had a look of ridicule on his face. This poor man was still pretending to be a bigot!
"It seems that Brother Fang has a prosperous family background."
Fang Zheng shrugged: "That's right, I think as long as it can be sold in the capital, there shouldn't be anything I can't buy. Pocket watches aren't difficult to buy either."
Still showing off! ?
Ni Wenchun snorted coldly: "Brother Fang, you have such a strong tone, but since you have such confidence, why not buy the first prize of a No. 1 lottery ticket and give it to Miss Chu. The lottery happens to be held tonight. Didn't you say that as long as you can Can I buy everything I want?”
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