Zhou Tie was still chattering on the stage, while a petite figure stood in the crowd, his facial features tangled together, and he looked like he was about to retching.
What the hell? Is this a brothel? Why are they all men, different from what I imagined?
And that weird guy on the stage, shirtless and covered in oil, looked disgusting.
He kept saying something about whether he should pee or not! Simply shameless and obscene!
Chu Youyi showed contempt.
Today, I spent the whole afternoon in the academy listening to some great gods and drunkards. Many people also made appointments to go to Qunyu Courtyard, but no one invited me.
I was out of breath and out of curiosity, so I came here specifically. I didn’t expect that this was the scene inside!
It’s so hard to get a fake beard!
Chu Youyi wore a long beard and stood expressionlessly in the crowd, feeling more and more regretful.
Should I leave now or stay? It's boring here, and there won't be anything interesting in the future. But it's rare to come here once, and it seems a pity to leave. After all, we haven't seen what kind of legendary figure the wine demon is.
After much thought, I decided to stay!
Chu Youyi suppressed her nausea and looked towards the stage again...
"The secret recipe handed down from the ancestors of the Wine Demon God is immediately effective! The Seven-Day Great Sage solemnly promises that the effect will be immediate after half an hour of taking it, and the physical condition will improve after taking it for seven days! Men drink it to strengthen yang and kidneys, and women drink it to nourish yin and beauty!" Zhou Tie was drunk, Plus the crowd kept shouting and it was starting to get better.
Chu Youyi looked calm. This magical medicine can also beautify the skin? It's not impossible to make a jar and try it out, but I seem to be out of money, and my beard is still on credit...
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment upon hearing this.
After a woman drinks nourishing yin and nourishes her skin, this piece of shit actually shows off on her own!
He turned to Xie Xian and asked, "I don't have much money to give you. Can the effect of the medicinal wine be guaranteed?"
"Yes! I bought too much medicine and too little wine. The effect is probably stronger than usual! And the wine is not a good one. It is very easy to get drunk after drinking it." Xie Xian recalled.
"Damn! Don't let others get drunk. We have to be conscientious in doing business!"
"That's not possible. Don't worry, sir. It's absolutely safe. I always mix this medicine. Is that right..." Xie Xian suddenly realized that he had made a mistake and quickly closed his mouth and sat upright.
Fang Zheng looked at him with a half-smile but not a smile: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn't see it, Lao Xie! Is it okay if a woman drinks this thing? I'm afraid those idiots will buy it back for women to drink."
Xie Xian looked forward, his face flushed and silent.
"It's okay! It can also be used on female donkeys. Is the effect good? It's no problem to turn over a few male donkeys!" Zhao Lie interjected: "This medicine is also used for breeding sows in the county."
"That's good, that's good..." Fang Zheng felt relieved and looked at the stage again.
"Exclusively collected by the Great God, it took ten years to complete! Now there are only twenty altars left in the world!"
When Fang Zheng saw that the opportunity had come, he quickly gathered his hands into a trumpet and shouted: "So...where can I buy it? And how much does it cost?"
Zhou Tie pointed at the crowd and said excitedly: "That's a good question! This is a rare opportunity. It's only available in Qunyu Courtyard today! The twenty jars are only available while stocks last. There is no such miracle medicine in the world!"
"How much does such an amazing miracle medicine cost? I don't want one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine taels!" The crowd was nervous. Could it be nine hundred and ninety-nine taels?
"I don't want your nine hundred and ninety-nine taels!" The crowd let out a sigh of relief.
"Not to mention your ninety-nine taels!" The crowd gradually became excited, and everyone looked at Zhou Tie eagerly. I can afford ninety-nine taels!
Zhou Tie was still hesitant: "So, how much will it cost? You can take a guess. I can reveal some information in advance. Our price this time... is! Fortress!"
The people below are so anxious that they are cursing in their hearts. Everyone is waiting to drink the magic medicine and explode, but you are still trying to show off!
"Hurry up! Can you stop the ink stains!!!"
"Yeah! Is your fucking mouth rented? So much nonsense!"
Zhou Tie looked embarrassed and looked at Fang Zhengyi.
Fang Zheng nodded slightly.
Zhou Tie immediately shouted at the top of his lungs: "No more selling out! Reveal the answer, the starting price! Nine taels and nine cents!!!"
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The crowd fell silent for a moment, and the air gradually filled with murderous intent. Everyone looked at Zhou Tie eagerly.
Starting price? Playing with me!
I'll fuck you!
It took a long time to sell, it was an auction! !
"I think you look like a counterfeit medicine seller. You are treating us like monkeys! Beat him!!" Someone yelled in the crowd.
Suddenly, countless melon seeds and walnuts flew towards Zhou Tie with greetings from relatives. Even if he had been on the battlefield, he couldn't help but panic.
I cried in my heart, "Fuck!" Let the master play to death this time!
"Quick!! Bring the Seven-Day Monkey King up quickly!!" Zhou Tie shouted hurriedly, and the waiter who had been prepared immediately came to the stage carrying twenty jars of low-quality wine mixed with donkey medicine.
The frantic besieging crowd stopped immediately.
After all, no one wants to break something so precious, what if they can’t afford the compensation?
What's more, there are really rich people in the crowd who are ready to make a move, even if it is an auction, it is not unacceptable.
Yu Niang was already dumbfounded. She had never seen such a chaotic scene like today in her career.
The instigator was still holding the wine jar and pouring wine in mouthfuls, as if nothing had happened.
Extraordinary! So extraordinary! The more Mr. Fang looks at it, the more reliable it becomes!
Zhou Tie took a deep breath, ignored the scattered scoldings, readjusted his mood, and said loudly: "Now the auction begins, the minimum price increase is ten taels for each sale!"
"Twenty taels!" Xie Xian shouted immediately after receiving Fang Zheng's signal.
The crowd was silent for a moment, and soon some people started to increase their prices...
Due to the trouble caused by the dog sitter, the scene quickly became lively.
After all, there are only twenty jars. If you buy one jar, you will lose one jar. The volume of this jar is quite large. If you change hands, you might be able to sell it. Even if it has no effect, it doesn’t matter. Few people who have bought it will definitely not go out and talk nonsense. Besides, there are still fools out there who know everything after the fact. Take over.
In short, you can’t buy and suffer losses, and you can’t buy and be fooled!
Seeing one jar after another being taken away, Chu Youyi felt a little anxious.
I really want to start one! Even just drink a bowl and try it, just in case it can really improve your skin.
If only I had known that I should spend less money on weekdays and save more monthly money!
"For fifty-nine taels, the Fourteenth Altar of Seven Heavens Great Sage belongs to that young master. May I ask your surname?"
Lu Xiuwen stood up proudly and said, "Surname is Lu."
Zhou Tie clapped his hands and said loudly: "Congratulations, Mr. Lu, I will send someone to deliver it to you right now!"
A waiter came forward, brought the wine jar to Lu Xiuwen, and collected the money at the same time.
The people around him looked at the jar of wine on Lu Xiuwen's table with eager eyes. Lu Xiuwen also welcomed everyone's envious gazes without hesitation, and even thanked them for their congratulatory words.
As his proud eyes were wandering around, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar figure.
The owner of the figure was also looking at him with extremely complex eyes.
You...Youyi?
Although that man has a beautiful beard, he is poorly dressed. Looking at his features, isn't it Chu Youyi?
Lu Xiuwen was dumbfounded, and then unconsciously waved to Chu Youyi...
