Time passed quickly, and Fang Zhengyi undoubtedly missed work again.
After fooling Chu Youyi with a few words, he rushed straight to Fuyuan Inn. After meeting everyone, he arrived at Qunyu Courtyard.
The Qunyu Courtyard was already bustling with people, and there were so many people that it was almost impossible to move. It was like a temple fair.
There are so many more men than women!
No one was waiting on them, so they had to stand together in twos and threes, chatting, or watching the song and dance performances on the stage, but even so, everyone seemed to be in high spirits.
Yu Niang had already been waiting at the door, and greeted Fang Zheng warmly when she saw him.
He complained in a low voice: "Young Master Fang, you are here. There are too many people in Qunyu Courtyard today! Why didn't you inform me when you sent that announcement! What on earth is that magic medicine you mentioned? Yeah, the slave family is also feeling itchy."
Fang Zheng returned with a smile: "I'm sorry, Miss Yu, I won't do it next time. I want to borrow your table today. My people will send a batch of things later, so please send someone to take care of it. "
"Okay! No problem! The seats have been reserved for you. Come inside. All the guests in the courtyard are waiting to see your true face!" Yu Niang covered her mouth with a smile.
"Whether I show my face or not, I don't have any plans yet." After that, Fang Zheng walked in the direction Yu Niang pointed.
There was an empty spot in front of her with an excellent viewing angle, and she could catch a glimpse of the dancer's thighs.
Fang Zheng sat down there and enjoyed the dance.
Zhao Lie and Xie Xian drank tea calmly and looked at the stage.
Zhou Tie was the only one with a sad face: "Master, can you do it if I don't go up?"
"No, if you don't want to go, why don't you let me go? I don't want to do such a shameful thing!" Fang Zhengyi said calmly.
"I don't want to either! I think Lao Xie is much better eloquent than me!" Zhou Tie glanced at Xie Xian.
"He is too thin! He looks weak in the kidneys. Can customers still trust our products? You must be strong. Zhang Biao is not as good as you!"
Xie Xian's face suddenly stretched.
"Really?" Zhou Tie's eyes lit up.
"Then, how can I lie to you? Zhang Biao only trains dead muscles, and the muscle lines on your body are much more beautiful than his! And he has one bone, and you have two bones!" Fang Zhengyi kept touting.
Zhou Tie seemed a little confused, but he still had to think carefully about such an embarrassing thing.
Zhao Lie on the side said: "Although Brother Tie is powerful, he is not as good as Brother Biao."
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at him: "You kid, how can you talk! Isn't that Zhou Tie giving way to Zhang Biao? How can Zhang Biao fight Zhou Tie with only one bone?"
Zhou Tie giggled: "It's good that the master knows, let him win!"
"Okay, if you don't have time right now, hurry up and memorize your lines. Don't embarrass me when you get on stage later!"
Zhou Tie hurriedly took out a small piece of paper from his chest, carried it back tremblingly, and said: "There are too many people, there are too many people, I'm really nervous."
"Master, I believe in you. You are the best. If I become you today, I will be the king of Taoyuan County! Master, I will help you find ten girls so that you can have a good time in the city." Fang Zheng said carelessly.
"Master, we have agreed!" Zhou Tie was overjoyed
Xie Xian smiled contemptuously and said disdainfully: "Ten? Can you do that?"
Before Zhou Tie could speak, Fang Zhengyi spoke first: "Why can't it work? With Brother Tie's physique, it's definitely not possible for one person to fight ten times a night, but if ten of them can fight each other once, it's definitely no problem!"
"Isn't that the same?" Xie Xian retorted.
"Why are they the same? This is called the Coolidge Effect. It's all science and you don't understand it." Fang Zheng said.
Zhao Lie, who had been silent for a long time, spoke up: "It seems like this is true. I observed when raising chickens for breeding in the county. A rooster will soon die against a hen. There will be no second time. Just replace it with a new one. The hen will be fine again immediately!"
"Did you hear that? Men are lustful because of chicken!" Fang Zheng looked at Xie Xian sideways.
Xie Xian had a shocked expression on his face: "This... science is really amazing!"
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