Early the next morning, Fang Zhengyi took Lai Gouer to send Chu Youyi to the academy.
Lai Gou'er had already taken leave of absence the day before, and he managed to fool Chu Youyi with just a few words.
Arriving at the academy.
A group of book boys stood up excitedly and looked at Fang Zhengyi. They stood up and shouted in unison: "Good morning, Brother Fang!"
Fang Zheng pressed his hands and replied with a smile: "Okay, okay, students, please sit down."
A bookboy asked excitedly: "Brother Fang, it's time for the advanced practical class today! I'm ready for the actual combat!"
"Brother Fang, I've prepared the tuition fees. Let's talk quickly! I don't want to hear the case anymore!"
"I also want to hear the case..."
Fang Zheng cleared his throat: "Ah... Well, we won't have class today. I will arrange a special task for you. Help me copy something!"
"Dog, pass down the pen and paper."
Lai Gouer walked out from behind Fang Zhengyi silently and took out the pen and paper he had prepared in advance.
Everyone also sent a manuscript, which was written by Fang Zheng overnight.
The book boy took the manuscript and read it. After a while, everyone's face was flushed and breathing heavily!
Someone said excitedly: "Brother Fang, did you write this?"
"Don't ask so many questions! Just take it and copy it! Let me know when you've copied it, and Xiao Liu, go and make me a pot of tea."
After the arrangements were made, Fang Zheng leaned back on the chair and leisurely ate snacks and drank tea.
In about an hour, hundreds of manuscripts were neatly copied.
Fang Zheng stretched out his hand and pointed, and whispered to Lai Gou'er: "Gou, post it on the street. Remember to stay away from the government and find a place with many scholars and rich people to post it. I still have some change here, take it and give it to me." Your friends are divided."
"Don't worry, brother, I'll take care of this little thing for you. But what's written on it?"
“Don’t ask any questions, just do it!”
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In one afternoon, leaflets began to be spread through the streets and alleys of Yuding City through the hands of beggars!
Beggars are extremely serious about doing this kind of work. After all, a colleague asks for help, and one person puts a piece of paper for ten cents. How can a beggar not take such a simple and profitable job seriously when it is his turn to do it?
According to Lai Gouer's request, the fellow beggars knew the situation in Yuding City very well.
Dajing's first-generation cowhide fresh advertisements were quickly posted all over the wealthy places in Yuding City!
Naturally, the entrances to the academy and restaurants became the hardest hit areas!
Whether they are scholars or ordinary people, there is never a shortage of good intentions, and the fire of gossip is burning inside everyone.
When the flyers were posted on the pillars of various buildings, people soon came to watch.
Since the leader is a scholar, there are also a group of people eagerly waiting for the scholar to interpret the news above.
But today everyone was disappointed.
Countless scholars stopped to watch, each with a mysterious smile on their face, and some even denounced the declining world, which was vulgar and obscene!
But the eyes didn't move!
The content on the flyer is the [Borrow House Guide] carefully written by Fang Zhengyi!
The brothels I visited yesterday were all written down on paper, including their specific locations, environmental decoration, and reviews of their dishes.
Due to limited time, he made up a lot of the content.
In today's first guide, a brothel red card has been specially selected to focus on.
What talents you are good at, what you look like, what your body is like, and various characteristics.
The wording is extremely ambiguous, what a soft voice, soft body, ice muscles and jade bones...
The most important thing is that there is also a lifelike review of Lao Lang!
The description starts from the door of the brothel, psychological description, service introduction, action description... concluding remarks.
At the end of the day, Fang Zhengyi even boasted crazily, saying that he had seen countless women and gained new knowledge today!
Originally, the life of ordinary people was dull and boring, and even the life of scholars was not necessarily exciting.
After reading for a long time, the scholars inevitably began to discuss in low voices: "Brother, do you think what is written here is true?"
"It can't be fake! The words are plain and straightforward, the voice is emotional, simple but not simple!"
"Is it really that moist?"
"Stop talking, Brother Han, I'll go give you a ride tonight!"
When a group of scholars got excited, they all bent over and ran away...
Such strange news and sights naturally spread from one person to another, and soon this evil trend spread throughout most of Yuding City through people's mouths.
...
That night.
The brothel began to be decorated with lights and opened its doors to welcome guests.
It's just that Qunyuyuan today is different from usual!
The madam was sweating profusely and kept greeting people from left and right. The crowd came in droves, and even the waiter was busy serving food and running around.
There is a feeling of being exhausted!
"Today! Why are there so many people today! What happened?" The old bustard anxiously asked Mr. Turtle beside him.
Normally there were so many people coming that she couldn't be happy, but today there were too many people coming! Instead, I felt a sense of uneasiness in my heart.
Mr. Turtle was also confused and said anxiously: "I don't know! It can't be done, it can't be done! There are too many people and the guests have already started to curse!"
"What should we do? Should we close the door now?"
The madam calmed down and said decisively: "No! It's rare that there are so many guests today. Something unusual must have happened... I'll find a guest to ask later."
The madam walked straight to the door, stopped a young master who was about to enter, and said with a charming smile: "Young master, you are here!"
The young master pushed the madam away: "Stop talking nonsense! Call your girl named Xiu'er. I'm here today to test her beauty!"
Xiu'er? Is embroidery so popular on weekdays?
The old bustard asked anxiously: "Sir, which Xiu'er are you talking about?"
"Hey! It's that Xiu'er who doesn't wash her feet and still smells like orchids!" Young Master looked in and saw a large group of noisy and noisy people, and felt quite disappointed.
It seems like it’s my turn to work hard today!
"What?" The madam was instantly confused!
There is no such person! Who the hell doesn’t wash their feet with the scent of orchids? Get drunk by drinking urine!
The old bustard looked at Mr. Turtle as if asking for help. Mr. Turtle wiped the sweat from his forehead and rushed to her side and whispered: "You were too busy just now and didn't pay attention. It's strange today. All the guests who came here are embroidery." ! Now more than ten people have gone in to look for her, we can’t pick up any more! She’ll be familiar with picking up more customers!"
More than ten people? The madam closed her eyes in pain.
Even though she is usually very strict with the women below, she is not so cruel!
"You're sick! Arrange more than ten people to find Xiu'er. It's not easy, and your life will be at risk!"
Mr. Turtle said in embarrassment: "They gave us too much, and they were very cruel! There is nothing I can do! There are still more than 20 people lined up behind me!"
"ah?"
The young master was already impatient with waiting, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Hurry up and make arrangements! Is Xiu'er here or not?"
The madam stepped forward bravely and asked: "May I ask why the young master insists on looking for Xiu'er? We have many good girls!"
The young master took out a flyer from his arms and took a photo of it: "I came all the way just to see Xiu'er! Is this how your Qun Yuyuan treats guests?"
The madam quickly took the flyer and unfolded it to read it. He quickly glanced at it and immediately stayed on the spot: "This... this... the alcoholic master? Who is this!"
The young master showed disdain on his face: "Even the great wine demons don't know that he has become popular in the whole city in half a day! It is said outside that this man is like a god in reading women, and his experience is unfathomable! He said that Xiu'er is the best in Qunyuyuan , you madam is so ignorant, why don’t you hurry up and arrange embroidery for me?”
Just as the madam was about to reply, the sound of fighting suddenly came from upstairs.
"Whoever wants to rob me of my embroidery today will have trouble with Master Xu!!!"
"You're a piece of shit! Get out of here now, I was here first!"
"Stop arguing! How can it be appropriate for us all to fight and fight when we are all scholars? Xiu'er, you said there are sixteen of us. It's up to you to decide who you choose today!"
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