After preparing leaves and sticks, Fang Zheng grabbed a handful of soil and smeared it on his face: "Dress up in disguise, and change your voice and accent when you go in. Talk as little as possible to avoid trouble later."
"Why, brother, what are we afraid of when we beg for food?" Lai Gouer asked
"Hey! Don't ask any more questions. This method is an emergency measure, and accidents are easy to happen. You can't go wrong if you are fully prepared."
"oh!"
After getting ready, the two clay figures began to run quickly towards the latrine.
While running, Fang Zheng warned him: "Don't say anything when you go in, just keep an eye on him! Watch my eyes and act!"
"I understand, brother!"
In the hut, Dong Fu was happily holding a baggage in his arms!
Originally, I went to the tailor shop to pick up some things. Unexpectedly, I ate too much at noon, and suddenly had a reaction in the middle of the afternoon.
Fortunately, we persisted until we reached the hut, and the urgent need was solved.
"Um...um...fuck?"
While he was exerting force, Dong Fu's vision went dark, and two beggars with dark faces, one large and one small, appeared and squatted in front of him.
The result of half the efforts...is broken.
Seeing the two people who appeared inexplicably in front of him, Dong Fu said angrily: "What are you two going to do?"
Fang Zheng said nothing. He picked up the broken bowl in his hand and started shaking it. There were two stones inside, making a clanging sound.
Her eyes were still staring straight down at him.
Lai Gou'er followed suit and started staring.
The hut was instantly filled with a strange atmosphere.
Dong Fu was so stared at that he felt so cold down there! Pick up the toilet chips and prepare to clean up.
Fang Zhengyi took a small wooden stick and accurately knocked the toilet chip to the ground with a "snap".
It was conveniently transferred to the manure pit...
Then he picked up the bowl and shook it again in front of Dong Fu.
"You are all fucking sick!" Rich Dong was dumbfounded! The next second, he was so embarrassed and angry that he started to curse angrily!
I ran into two weirdos out of nowhere. What evil happened today?
I can't get up from now on! You can't just pick up your pants and leave.
I haven’t wiped my butt yet!
Fang Zhengyi still didn't speak, so he turned the broken bowl over.
Dong Fu forced himself to calm down, endured his nausea and asked, "A beggar?"
Fang Zhengyi and Lai Gouer nodded in unison.
"Then you fucking want it! Pretend to be mute here! Hit me in the toilet to raise money for your mother!" Dong Fu anxiously and angrily took out a few pennies from his arms and threw them into Fang Zhengyi's broken bowl.
Lai Gouer's eyes lit up instantly!
Okay! It works! The money comes so fast!
But a few pennies couldn't satisfy Fang Zhengyi's appetite. He sighed and held the bowl in front of Dong Fu's eyes.
"Too little?"
Fang Zheng nodded, and Lai Gou'er quickly followed.
"You two stinky beggars, please don't get in your fucking nose! You know I'm... Oh, damn! I'll give it, I'll give it!"
Before Dong Fu could finish speaking, Fang Zhengyi took the tip of a small stick and stabbed him twice in an unknown place.
Lai Gou'er's eyelids twitched as he watched... His eyes looked at Fang Zhengyi with a hint of fear.
Brother, this doesn't look like a beggar, this is just a robbery on the road.
Dong Fu's breathing began to quicken, and he shrank back hard, but there was no room anymore. He has never been in such an embarrassing situation in his life... This man is a pervert!
With trembling hands, he took out twenty pennies from his pocket and put it into the bowl, praying: "Is it enough?"
Fang Zhengyi silently stretched out two fingers, pinched his throat and said with a slightly weird accent: "Two people."
"Forty coins, right? OK! I'll give you the money but you have to leave quickly!" Dong Fu gritted his teeth and began to bargain.
Fang Zheng nodded.
Dong Hai took out another twenty coins and put it into the bowl. Fang Zheng handed the bowl to Lai Gou'er.
Then he took out a handful of leaves, took out one from the middle and handed it over.
Looking at the poor leaf that Fang Zheng handed over, Dong Fu felt blood rushing to his forehead!
You knocked off my toilet chip, just give me a leaf! ?
"It's five cents a piece, sir, how many do you like? This one is at a discounted price of fifty cents."
The flesh on Dong Fu's face kept trembling, and he roared: "No! I don't want one! I'm going to die here today and fall into the cesspit! If you don't buy this shabby leaf, get out of here!"
Seeing that he was angry, Lai Gou'er couldn't help but feel a little scared, and quietly tugged on both of Xia Zhengyi's sleeves.
Fang Zheng sighed when he saw this.
After all, the newcomer is too young and has some stage fright.
It’s hard to teach the later ones, otherwise you’ll learn them badly. My own skills are all used by gangs to commit crimes.
It is enough for one or two people to use it once. If you use it too much, you will inevitably get into trouble.
Fang Zhengyi bowed to Dong Fu, turned around and left with Lai Gou'er.
Outside the hut, Lai Gouer excitedly counted the coins in the broken bowl: "Brother, forty-five cents! Forty-five cents! I won't come with so many coins for several days, but you still have a way."
Although Lai Gou'er was happy, Fang Zheng was worried when he looked at the broken bowl. Who could spend this little money? Still waiting to take a shower and eat.
This was promised to Lai Gouer, so he couldn't break his promise. He didn't have the patience to wait for a few more people to take action.
"Wait for me here for a while, I'll go in for a while."
In the hut, Dong Fugang relaxed and continued to detoxify, still muttering something and cursing.
A black shadow appeared in front of me again!
The chocolate factory was just halfway through processing...it stopped again...
"What are you doing again~ Ouch! How about changing to someone else?!" Dong Fu looked at Fang Zhengyi with a face full of pain.
"Robbery." Fang Zhengyi squatted down silently, took out a dagger from his boot, and put it on Dong Fu's neck.
"Hit...robbery...robbery!?" Dong Fu's face instantly turned pale: "You...you are breaking the law! Hero, we don't offend the river. We have already given you the money just now...don't do anything!" "
"Stop talking nonsense and take out all the money!" Fang Zhengyi rubbed the blade of the knife on his neck twice.
The cold touch passed across his neck, and Dong Fu was already panicking.
It's outrageous enough to be forced to beg for food while pooping! The beggar suddenly turned into a robber!
Dong Fu quickly removed his baggage and prepared to rummage for money.
Fang Zheng plucked the bags one by one: "Let me see what's inside?"
"..."
The bag was opened and there were two new sets of clothes inside.
Just right!
"Yes, this burden belongs to me too!"
"Hero...here...give you money."
As soon as Fang Zheng took the money bag from Dong Fu, he opened it and took a look. It looked like there were three to five taels of broken silver inside.
He took a small ingot and two taels of scattered silver, threw the money bag back to Dong Fu, and asked: "Just take these, I'll assume that I lent them to you. Who do you want to live in?"
Dong Fu squatted on the latrine, feeling panic in his heart. Seeing that Fang Zhengyi had no intention of committing murder, he felt more relaxed.
He lowered his head and gritted his teeth and said, "Go away! I'll consider the money as a gift to you! Just pretend that nothing happened today and get out of here!"
Fang Zheng smiled: "If you say you borrowed it, you must pay it back. I, Guo Tianyang, will repay the favor. You are lucky to meet me!"
lucky? I want to kill you bitch!
Dong Fu suppressed his anger and said: "My name is Dong Fu, the housekeeper of the Chu family. You don't know the Chu family, right? Guo Tianyang, I remember you, and I will wait for you to pay back the money at any time!"
"Well, that's right. Let's go!"
"Fuck!"
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, and then attacked Dong Fu with a sweeping kick!
Immediately, Dong Fu inserted one leg deeply into the pit, and half of his body fell sideways on the pit.
"What the hell, Guo Tianyang! Just wait for me! If I can't kill you, my surname will not be Dong!!!"
Dong Fu's buttocks were naked and he was stuck in the pit. He only felt that his calves were wrapped in a cold and slippery feeling.
The thighs seem to be stretched!
Double stimulation! Dong Fu lost his mind in an instant and couldn't care less about being afraid. He started yelling and cursing like crazy!
His legs were already numb, and while he was screaming, he was still trying to pull them out with both hands.
"Stop pulling it out, you have to hold it up." Fang Zheng felt kindhearted and couldn't help but remind him.
support?
Dong Fu unconsciously looked around the latrine, his face turning pale for an instant...
Fang Zheng sprinkled a handful of leaves on Dong Fu's head with a smile, picked up the baggage, and left the hut without looking back.
Outside the hut, Lai Gouer saw him carrying a bag and asked, "Brother, isn't this that person's thing?"
"Well, never mind! I'll take you to dinner!"
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