"Oh, get up, you've taken over my land."
Fang Zheng suddenly felt two kicks on his waist. When he opened his eyes, the sun was a little dazzling.
This sleep actually lasted from afternoon to noon of the next day.
The first time after waking up, Fang Zheng stood up and looked in front of him.
At this sight, I was immediately stunned. There was nothing in front of me.
He looked up at the person who just kicked him.
A young beggar with a dirty face was staring at him.
Fang Zheng immediately showed a fierce look in his eyes: "Where's my bowl?!"
"A bowl? What bowl? Where did the bowl come from? You took my land." The little beggar said angrily.
Damn it...I lost the bowl and made another stupid mistake.
Why couldn't you hold back and fell asleep? I wiped it!
Fang Zhengyi slowly climbed up and leaned against the wall, grabbing his scattered hair in frustration.
"Will you leave? If you don't leave, I'll scare you away." Seeing that he had no intention of leaving, the little beggar couldn't help but threaten.
Fang Zheng raised his head and glanced at him.
Seeing him holding the bowl, he said calmly: "Is there anything to eat? Give me a bite. I'm starving."
The little beggar was so angry that he asked for food on the beggar's head and spoke so forcefully. This was the first time he had seen him!
"No, I'm telling you, brother, there's no need to be hungry just after the New Year. You should have a better attitude."
"See how my pants look like. I'll change them with you."
The little beggar glanced at Fang Zhengyi's pants, revealing two rows of small yellow teeth.
"Hey! OK! I have a bowl of rice soup here."
After saying that, he handed over the bowl in his hand.
As soon as Fang Zheng took the bowl, he poured the rice soup in the bowl into his mouth.
I immediately regretted it as soon as I put it in my mouth. I didn’t know what was in this broken bowl. It smelled fishy!
Not to mention the turbid rice soup, it was fishy and rancid!
As soon as he entered the room, Fang Zhengyi felt like he had been slapped on the back of his head!
But after being hungry for several days, there is nothing to choose from. No matter how bad this thing is, it is still better than eating bugs.
Seeing him finish the rice soup in one gulp, the little beggar exclaimed: "Oh, I'm so hungry. I can't even drink this stuff. I'm about to pour it out."
CNM!
Fang Zheng wiped his mouth, and a vein appeared on his forehead.
It's okay if you don't drink. The more you drink, the more uncomfortable your stomach becomes. You need to eat something dry.
He looked up at the little beggar and asked, "Is there anything left to eat? I'll give you my boots in exchange!"
The little beggar looked at Fang Zhengyi's boots again, with a look of disgust in his eyes: "Your boots are good, but they are leaking at the bottom. I don't want them."
"Yes, you are lucky to meet me today. The eldest lady of the Chu family is making steamed buns in the morning. I am full. I have half a piece of cake left over from yesterday for you to eat." said the little beggar. He handed over another half piece of cake.
Fang Zheng stretched out his hand to grab it, quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it in a few mouthfuls.
After eating half a piece of cake, my stomach felt much better, but I still felt tired all over.
He turned sideways, put his arms under his head, and continued to sleep.
Seeing him lying down again, the little beggar hurriedly said: "Take off your pants! You don't want to cheat, do you?"
Fang Zheng closed his eyes and shouted: "You stinky beggar, get out!"
When the little beggar heard this, his face turned red immediately. He picked up his collar and shook it vigorously. While shaking it, he said angrily: "Fuck! What do you mean, you are not a fucking beggar? How dare you lie to me!"
Fang Zheng was upset when he was shaken, so he quickly patted the little beggar's hand and said helplessly: "Okay, okay! How about two of us together? The extra money will be yours. Just buy me a steamed bun tonight." No, I want to eat sesame seeds."
The little beggar said angrily: "You just got into this business, right? Can two people get more money together? Do you still have the nerve to order food from me?"
Upon hearing this, Fang Zhengyi also became angry. Black history is also a part of his career, and he will never tolerate insults from others!
"I'm just fucking new to this industry? You don't know where you are when I'm begging for food!"
"I'm going to sleep, you want your food, don't talk nonsense to me!"
After that, Fang Zhengyi moved a piece of ground for him, wrote a few words on the ground, put his hands on his chest, and lay down on the flat ground in front of the wall with a peaceful expression, as if he was dead.
The little beggar was dumbfounded: "What...are you doing?"
"Sell yourself to bury your brother!"
"..."
"Find me a piece of cloth and cover your face. It's too glaring."
"Hey! What if someone buys me?"
"Whoever bought you is a stinky beggar, stop talking nonsense."
The little beggar kicked Fang Zheng once or twice angrily, and was speechless when he saw him lying there and fully acting out.
Helpless, I could only sit down against the wall, put the bowl in front of Fang Zhengyi, and found a piece of cloth to cover his face...
Then he started crying: "Brother~~ah!! You died so miserably!!!! How can I live without you!!!"
Passers-by looked sideways.
"Keep your voice down, it's too noisy."
"Shut up!"
........
Two hours passed.
As soon as Fang Zheng was full from sleep, he took off the sour rag on his face and slowly stood up.
What caught my eye was a passerby who was bending over and about to give money.
The passers-by were looking at me with horror on their faces, and said tremblingly: "You... cheated the corpse?"
"The money is too little. Lord Yama asked me to take you there to see what you look like as a poor person!"
When Fang Zheng looked at the penny in his hand, his face was full of displeasure. Apparently he was still angry after getting up.
A penny? What about fools?
The passerby screamed and ran away with the money...
The little beggar complained: "You said you have such a bad attitude when asking for food! Can't you get up later? You will make less money!"
"I'm hungry, go buy me sesame seeds." Fang Zheng said expressionlessly.
After eating something and getting enough sleep, he now only felt full of evil fire and aggrieved.
How did you get this kind of virtue out of nowhere? !
Damn it!
"Tsk, tsk, I don't think you look like a beggar, you look like an uncle! How can I be like you?" The little beggar said with an angry face: "Do you think I am your servant?"
Fang Zheng took two deep breaths, and the annoyance in his chest dissipated a lot.
Then he looked seriously at the little beggar and asked, "Let me ask you, how long have you been a beggar?"
"I was born a beggar! Seventeen years!"
Seventeen years... I have been working in the industry for much longer than myself.
Fang Zhengyi sat against the wall, glanced at him sideways, and said contemptuously: "Seventeen years ago, I was still begging for food on the street. What kind of food do you want? Little brother, don't say that I am too straightforward for a beggar like you. , He is simply a scumbag in the world of beggars!”
"What the hell..." The little beggar was so angry that his eyebrows flew up, he picked up the broken bowl and was about to smash it.
Fang Zheng raised his hand to stop him and continued: "If I were you, if you don't build a few houses in seventeen years, I would be a dog!"
The little beggar laughed angrily: "Blow it! Where is your house? You are not begging for food like me! If you want more food, it will be on my head! Where is your face?"
Fang Zheng waved his hand with a calm expression on his face: "Brother is not from here. He came here to escape being persecuted. Zhaizi? Zhaizi are all in the capital!"
"Bragging!"
"Are you bragging? Come on, let me count your fortune. Today I will teach you how to beg for food correctly..."
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