Chapter 408 King of the Rings

Style: Historical Author: Ban Mian Wang ZaiWords: 2608Update Time: 24/01/12 19:29:11
When the milk melons were sold out again, everyone's eyes focused on the melons that Li Yuanzhao had chopped.

There are more than ten watermelon segments with residual milky white color on them.

Zheng Qiao asked: "Your Highness, can I have a taste of this melon?"

Li Yuanzhao was in a good mood after selling all two carts of watermelons.

He waved his big hand and said, "Just try it! Whoever wants to eat can take it himself!"

Hearing his permission, Zheng Qiao stepped forward without hesitation and pinched a piece of watermelon.

Others behind him hurriedly followed up, fearing that they would not be able to grab it.

When the watermelon was put into Zheng Qiao's mouth, he closed his eyes and tasted it carefully.

"Well...it lives up to the name of the milk melon. It does have a mellow fragrance."

"Yes, it's really milky and fragrant. It's really informative!"

"Why is this juice so strange? It's white. Shouldn't it be red?"

Hearing someone ask this, everyone's eyes instantly focused on Li Yuanzhao.

Li Yuanzhao stood on the melon cart and was speechless.

What do I say? Is it possible to tell the truth!

Make it up quickly! Make it up quickly!

After more than ten seconds of silence, he gave up and turned to look at Fang Zhengyi.

Fang Zheng's face was filled with helplessness.

Even if you lie to others, you should make up lies in advance! The melon was successfully sold, but in the end, I still had to ask for help.

But my brother is in trouble and we have to save him!

Fang Zheng smiled, pointed at a puddle of white "juice" on the ground and said, "This is melon milk!"

"Melon milk!? That's nonsense. It's not an animal. How can a melon have milk?" Someone immediately questioned loudly.

Fang Zheng's expression remained unchanged: "Because this is a pregnant melon!"

Holy shit! How dare you say such nonsense?

Li Yuanzhao's eyes almost popped out of his head, and he was shocked to see Fang Zhengyi calmly talking nonsense.

I couldn't help but start to feel ashamed of myself.

There is a long way to go. There is still a long way to go between me and Lao Fang!

Everyone was talking about it.

Pregnant melon is more outrageous than hell! Melons can still lead to pregnancy, but are they still male and female?

Fang Zheng spoke eloquently: "Everything in the world is divided into yin and yang. Naturally, this ordinary melon is also in the way of heaven."

"However, although melons are divided into male and female, they are actually male and female. Only a very small number of melons become pregnant due to unexpected circumstances!"

"I don't know much about the details. This thing is extremely rare. Maybe I should ask the imperial doctor."

Fang Zheng sneered inwardly.

Go to the royal doctor and ask.

The imperial doctor in the palace would never dare to say that he was incompetent. Even if he had never seen him before, he would have to justify his lies.

Otherwise, there would be nothing to eat...

"Nonsense! Since it's a pregnant melon, there should be a melon within the melon. The melon that His Royal Highness just split open had nothing in it!" Someone reacted immediately and shouted loudly.

"All the melons have been picked, and it's a miscarriage!"

"..."

"Even if you have a miscarriage, it should still be stillborn!? How do you explain it?"

"It turned into water and mixed with milk. Don't worry about these details! This is a melon, how can you use someone to put it on the melon? It's too ridiculous!"

Everyone was speechless.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

I was so excited when I grabbed the melon that I didn’t think much about it. Why do I feel like I was cheated and deceived now?

Thinking of this, the officials looked at Zheng Qiao, who was the first to buy melons.

"Mr. Zheng, you have always been good at the art of Qihuang, and I heard that you have collected a lot of high-grade Tianxian tea. Tell me, what is the condition of this melon!? Is it in the medical book?"

Zheng Qiao stroked his beard, thinking deeply, and began to analyze in his mind.

The melon is definitely not fake. Since honey cannot be poured into the melon, neither can milk.

But this was the first time he had heard of a pregnant melon. This kind of strange thing had never been seen before even in books.

But the world is full of wonders. Aren’t the high-quality fairy tea and the glasses made by Fang Zhengyi also unheard of?

So there must be some milk melon.

After a long time, Zheng Qiao slowly said: "This melon is indeed magical. I have never seen it before in medical books."

"I don't believe in the so-called pregnant melon theory, but just now Fang Zhengyi said that everything in the world is divided into yin and yang. This is indeed true."

"Many medicinal materials have this characteristic. Although they are cold in nature, there are always heterogeneous species that show the opposite characteristics, or their medicinal properties can be changed after processing."

"Melons are also within this principle. Melons are cold in nature, but seeing that this melon can grow out of season shows that it contains yang energy."

"The so-called cathode generates yang, so it can be seen that the melon milk is the cold substance discharged by the melon when it turns to yang!"

"In this way, the flesh of this melon should be an extremely yang thing, while the melon milk should be an extremely cold thing."

"Abandoning milk and eating meat can strengthen yang!"

! ! !

After his analysis, the officials immediately started a heated discussion.

Everyone who bought the milk melon was beaming with joy, while those who didn't bought it felt like they were mourning for their heirs.

"I didn't expect it. Mr. Zheng's analysis, when I thought about it, it was really the case!"

"Melon can also be a great tonic, and it can also strengthen the yang. This is really a lesson. Congratulations, Mr. Zheng!"

"Fang Zheng is so proficient in tonic at a young age. Do you think there is a better one in Taoyuan County?"

"Thank you for the gift of nature..."

Guo Tianyang, who was eavesdropping in the crowd, suddenly burst into shock!

Aphrodisiac melon! God! Dear brother, I have this magical thing. I must ask for one to try it one day!

Fang Zhengyi and Li Yuanzhao were still leaning against the car and counting money. Suddenly they heard an exclamation from the side and couldn't help but look sideways.

Li Yuanzhao wondered: "Lao Fang, what do you think they are happy about? Even though we made money, we couldn't do this."

Fang Zheng had a serious look on his face: "I can't figure it out, these people might have some bad ideas in their minds, and they want to share it with us!"

"By the way, Your Highness, when did you inject the milk in your melon? What if it gets eaten by others?"

"Don't worry, I also know that stuff breaks down quickly, so I injected it in the morning. The milk is also boiled and allowed to cool, so it shouldn't be a big problem." Li Yuanzhao replied.

After hearing what he said, Fang Zhengyi felt relieved.

But I still have to explain it to those colleagues, in case anyone who is not afraid of death goes home and leaves it for two days before eating it.

Their physical fitness is not very good, and they are still old, so they might end up in a manhole.

Fang Zheng shouted loudly from the distance: "Everyone! Everyone! Listen to me!"

"These two kinds of melons are very delicate! So they are particularly easy to spoil. It has been almost a day since I got them here from Taoyuan."

"Eat it quickly within two hours, don't delay, otherwise it will easily ruin your stomach!"

After listening, a group of people looked at Zheng Qiao again, expecting to get professional answers.

"Mr. Zheng, do you think he is right?"

Zheng Qiao said with a profound look on his face: "Yes, extreme cold and extreme sunshine are combined into one. Over time, the two will conflict and it will become an ordinary thing. Eat it quickly! But the melon seeds inside can be preserved, and maybe they can be used as medicine." !”

"Okay, everyone, hurry up and go back to your business. It's been too long."

As soon as Zheng Qiao spoke, everyone dispersed.

Those with melons hugged them, and those without melons leaned close to the ones with melons, trying to take a bite.

...

In the main hall, Guo Tianyang stood beside Emperor Jing with his waist bent, and kept talking.

Emperor Jing slowly put down the memorial, with a hint of anger on his face: "Those two beasts dare to set up a stall and sell melons in the palace? They are simply lawless!"

"Your Majesty, that melon is no ordinary melon. I saw it in person and found that it was pregnant. The flesh of the melon can aphrodisiac!"

"This is what Mr. Zheng said himself. He is proficient in the art of Qi Huang."

Pregnant melon? Aphrodisiac melon?

Emperor Jing glanced at Guo Tianyang suspiciously: "What nonsense! Did you hear clearly?"

"My slave heard every word correctly!"

"Take off the melons of those two beasts! How dare you talk nonsense and spread rumors in the palace!"

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, there should be nothing left. They are all sold out." Guo Tianyang looked a little regretful.

Are they sold out... Emperor Jing's face twitched.

"Let those two beasts come to see me! If I don't teach them a lesson, I'm afraid they will go to heaven! Also, take my stick as well."

Guo Tianyang responded and ran out of the hall in small steps.

Looking at Guo Tianyang's back, Emperor Jing fell into deep thought.

Aphrodisiac melon...kind of interesting...

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