Zhang Dongxiang was startled by his sudden slap, and he couldn't help but tremble all over.
Fang Zhengyi continued loudly: "Unreasonable rules need to be changed!"
"Is there any law that prohibits people from pooping in the latrine? Is there any law? Which of the laws in the Great Scenery prohibits candidates from pooping? Tell me!"
Fang Zhengyi's words were too indecent, and the words he said were "shit" were really offensive and made people feel sick to their stomachs.
Zhang Dongxiang said with a red face: "Don't mess around here! What are you talking about? The examination room has its own rules! How can you speak so vulgarly!"
vulgar?
Fang Zheng twitched the corner of his mouth: "I'm going to say, shit! Shit! Shit! Not to mention the candidates, even if Wenquxing comes to earth, he has to shit!"
"You! How dare you insult Wenquxing?" Zhang Dongxiang was shocked.
Unexpectedly, Fang Zheng would get involved with A Duwu as soon as he dared to talk about Wen Quxing.
The stars in the sky have always symbolized the imperial court. Wenquxing's talent as a scholar in charge of the world has even been personified as Emperor Wenchang, and he has long been respected.
Usually people refer to people as Wenquxingxingxianzhen.
Although everyone may not believe this, they are somewhat in awe of Wenquxing.
Now that Fang Zhengyi actually uttered such wild words in the Gongyuan examination room, Zhang Dongxiang really couldn't accept it...
"How dare you associate Wenquxing with those dirty things! That's so outrageous!"
"Hey, filthy? Wenquxing doesn't have py? He's not even a god!"
"How dare you..." Zhang Dongxiang pointed at Fang Zhengyi tremblingly, and his heart began to hurt again.
No, I can't let it go on. If I go on, I'm afraid I'll pass...
Fang Zheng shut his mouth in time when he saw the old man's trembling appearance.
He seems to have been knocked unconscious by himself several times. He really can't get angry anymore. Respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue.
"Okay, third uncle, let's stop talking about shit. It's disgusting."
Wasn't it you who was talking the whole time? Your py grows on your face! ! ?
Zhang Dongxiang's chest began to rise and fall again.
"The so-called prevention of cheating is just an excuse. I believe that even if there is no so-called stamp, it will not have any impact on the strictness inside and outside the examination room. Third uncle, please ask yourself and answer me truthfully. Is that really the case?"
Zhang Dongxiang closed his eyes, calmed down, and said slowly: "Yes...it won't have much impact on cheating in the exam, but it is necessary."
"All officials must pass this test, and the current candidates in Gongyuan are no exception."
"He failed to pass this small test...I think he is not worthy of being an official, and other courtiers will also think so. The reason is that simple."
Fang Zheng sighed, feeling a little emotional.
This is the real reason... although what he said is not so clear.
The so-called shit stamp, this ridiculous hidden rule was not created to prevent candidates from cheating.
No examiner would be so retarded as to think that a candidate would plagiarize after going to the toilet, thereby disqualifying him or her from promotion.
The real reason is that the imperial examination system was naturally derived from the purpose of domesticating these quasi-officials!
The first step a candidate takes into Gongyuan proves that they have officially come into contact with the system of power!
Top-down power will begin to test it.
Being obedient...is the first step to win the right to become an official.
This kind of rules is definitely not formed under the orders of a certain person, but is one of the domestication methods naturally derived from the bureaucracy.
To give an example that is not very appropriate, it is like your boyfriend (girl) friend 520 asks you for a gift. Although he does not want your money, if you don't buy it, you will fail the test, which means you don't care about him! After buying a gift, you are tamed invisibly! From now on, I will buy gifts for 520 every year...
How to tame it?
The simplest and most direct way is to start by lowering your self-esteem!
How can you be an obedient person if you can't even hold your shit in? You can even keep it in your pants, but you must not break the rules and go to the latrine.
If you go, I'm sorry, but you have lost the chance of being accepted by the court.
Because you are not obedient enough in your bones!
If you want to become a pillar of the imperial court, you must first destroy your pride, break your spine, and then rebuild it after entering the imperial court!
Tests are everywhere!
Fang Zhengyi already knew this.
Although this kind of domestication in the examination room was still an unconscious product in Da Jing, this is not the case in later generations!
This set of rules from the previous life has been summarized as psychology and management, and is still being studied.
Many companies are already having fun!
The most typical one is the ice-breaking ceremony!
Before joining the company, hold a welcome ceremony, euphemistically called icebreaking.
The main activities are to play some small games and Q&A sessions so that everyone can get to know each other.
Most of the games played involve touching and scratching, with physical contact.
The question might be when was the first time and with whom? How many hours? Tell us about your experience, etc.
In short, they are all interrogated around extreme personal privacy, suppressing your self-esteem and tearing apart your sense of shame. Only in this way can the taming effect be achieved!
Although he has no memory of the imperial examination, Zhengyi, who traveled through time, has rich experience in being fucked by others, and is very familiar with this routine!
Therefore, it is not easy to completely remove this thing from the examination room. Zhang Dongxiang is very stubborn, so he can only take a roundabout way first.
"Third uncle, to me there are only three things above the examination room." Fang Zheng took a sip of tea.
"Which three items?" Zhang Dong suddenly mentioned something else when he saw him, and was a little confused.
"Fair! Fair! It's still fucking fair!"
"Let's not mention the poke thing for now, I have another thing to say!"
"All the candidates are wearing single clothes, but according to my observation throughout the day, the number of candidates wearing patches is probably between 20% and 60%, but the number of candidates sitting in the bottom number wearing single clothes and wearing patches is at least 60%!"
"Why is the proportion of poor children among the number so high? Can you tell me the answer?!"
Zhang Dongxiang frowned: "Is this happening? After I see it, if it is true as you said, I will report it to Your Majesty truthfully! Does this matter have anything to do with the poke?"
"Of course there is. You can't even see such obvious fraud, but you still dare to keep upholding the fairness of the examination room!"
"As far as I know, Mr. Zhang Shi's son in the examination room is also taking reference. He went to the toilet twice without being poked, and he also sat in the old seat."
"Those children from poor families have poor food and poor housing! They are even deprived of the right to go to the latrine! Can this be considered fair?"
"I think... our ministers in Dajing should look down on the poor and only work for the powerful!"
Zhang Dongxiang stood up angrily, looked directly at Fang Zhengyi, and said angrily: "Shut up! No need to say any more! I will report any unfair things one by one, but you must return the stamp to the other examiners before noon!"
After saying that, he flicked his sleeves and angrily walked to the examination room.
Fang Zheng stared at his back expressionlessly.
It doesn’t make sense, does it? Then we can only use the trump card...
