Gan An was so ashamed and angry that he covered his face and did not dare to make a sound.
Fang Zhengyi was going crazy!
It’s okay for you to be caught, but you’re caught because of your underpants, that’s a big deal!
Fang Zhengyi's face was filled with hatred that iron could not turn into steel. He hit Gan Ning's shoulder with his fingers and said angrily: "Shame on you! What a shame!"
"You have the nerve to put on your underwear when you pull it out of your trouser pockets!?"
"I didn't even wear one, how dare you! Since you and Feng Ya both went in in the same group, is it possible that this group of people will be inspected?"
Gan An said angrily: "Maybe, but Feng Ya didn't wear underpants. I gave him two pairs, but he said he couldn't get used to them."
"Don't! Fuck! Again! Talk to me! Pants! Panties!"
Fang Zhengyi finally couldn't hold himself any longer.
My subordinates can fail, but they must not be so embarrassed!
It’s so laughable!
"Is there anything else? Tell me!"
"Yes... Prince Wu's Mansion let me go after he found out that I was from Taoyuan County. He has no hostility towards us."
Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Let's go, let's give you half a year's paid leave! Go wherever you can to cool off!"
Gan An ran away as if he had been granted amnesty.
Ao Chen covered his mouth and kept shaking.
No wonder Gan An didn't tell him anything when he came back. So this kind of thing happened?
Fang Zheng looked at Ao Chen with cold eyes: "Why are you laughing?"
Ao Chen immediately became nervous and hesitated: "I thought of something happy..."
"Are you wearing underpants?"
"You're wearing... you're wearing it. What's wrong?"
"Take it off! From today on, people in the county government are not allowed to wear underpants!"
After hearing this, Ao Chen hurriedly ran to the back hall, but was stopped by Fang Zhengyi.
"Wait a minute and go after the report. Is there anything else happening in the county recently?"
Ao Chen turned around and sighed: "Yes, sir, the penicillin you asked me to research has never been found."
"Monkeys have been killed one after another. Now we are collecting monkeys in Hengjiang Mansion. It is already difficult to collect monkeys!"
"Right now, there are rumors going around that someone is harvesting a large number of monkeys to make monkey wine."
"Then what?"
"Then our county winery started making monkey wine and made a lot of money. It made 40,000 taels in the past few months."
"Huh?" Fang Zhengyi looked confused, "Can a monkey really know how to make wine?"
"Our Peach Blossom Fan wine is mixed with water and juice...it's called monkey wine, and we didn't say it was made by monkeys."
Fang Zheng was speechless as soon as he arrived.
"What if the partner goes to the winery to see it?"
"There are monkeys raised in the winery, and they were trained by a juggler. The monkeys can throw fruits into the wine vat, and they can throw them accurately."
"It's true, no one noticed."
Fang Zhengyi suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, and it was gratifying to finally have good news.
"Besides that, our road to the capital has been repaired."
"But we don't dare to open it because we are afraid that a large number of people will pour in and we will not be able to control it."
"Glass is booming in Beijing now. Sir, do we still sell glass?"
Fang Zheng thought for a while and said firmly: "Sell! Sell inferior glass! From now on, only those without flaws are called diamonds!"
"It turns out that the inferior glass we made should be sold on the market."
"We must distinguish them carefully in the future! Only those that are perfect deserve to be called diamonds. Remember to control production."
"And any new things that our government will produce in the future will not be sold on the market without approval!"
Good glass is called diamond, and it is made into diamond ring. There is probably little chance for the diamond industry to develop in future generations.
At first, the diamond industry was a sweat industry. For the sake of profit, countless people devoted their lives to it.
Unexpectedly, I have saved countless people over hundreds or thousands of years, and my merits are +∞.
Fang Zheng was moved to tears.
"Also, the road is open normally."
“But the restrictions still need to be somewhat restrictive.”
"In our Taoyuan County, there are toll stations every three hundred feet."
"Our road is called an expressway. Passersby collect tolls, expressway tolls, road maintenance fees, and tolls."
"The horses on the border from the capital to our county should also be tired. We should set up a feed station and get more packages for the horses. The fees will be different according to the feed specifications."
"Screen the rich people in, and don't let those without money come!"
"You said that the conditions in our county are so good. When the poor come in, they can see whether they can enjoy it. Wouldn't that mean they suffer?"
"The last thing I can do is watch others suffer!"
Ao Chen looked impressed after hearing this.
"My master is brilliant!"
"By the way, if people from outside can't come in, can't we go out? We do business in the county every day, and we still want to get rich when our plate is so big?"
Ao Chen sighed: "I told the county about this and encouraged some capable people to go out and increase the county's income."
"But people have said that people from the capital are poor people from the countryside. They look down on outsiders and are unwilling to go out if they make less money."
Fang Zheng immediately became angry and said angrily: "Damn, they are going to rebel!"
"A group of people have had enough to eat for two days, and they are used to so many bad habits!"
"Go and give me statistics. I'll see whose house has so many problems. Let's go check on the fire department at his house!"
"Also, if you have nothing to do, just call Xiaotao over. You can go about your business."
Ao Chen hurriedly said: "Yes, there is one more thing. Many of the people who are studying gunpowder at the institute and people sent from the capital have said that they will quit after returning to the capital and want to stay in Taoyuan County. What should I do, sir? Do these people accept it?”
"Stop it! Those are His Majesty's people! Find me Xiaotao first."
After hearing this, Ao Chen said: "Xiao Tao... she won't be back for a while. I heard her say she was going to take a milk bath at noon."
"What the hell? Milk bath?" Fang Zheng looked surprised.
What happened in the past few months since I didn't come back?
Has Taoyuan County’s consumption upgraded to this level?
Milk is not cheap at all. I only drink it a few times a month in the county.
The main reason is that there are no dairy cows in Dajing at all, that is, the milk of some buffaloes and old scalpers.
The milk production is extremely low. They are also sold in Beijing, but they are not luxurious enough to take a bath, right?
Ao Chen explained: "Yes, the competition among businesses in the county is fierce, and everyone can only think of ways to make money."
"It's not cheap to wash this thing once every twenty ounces. I think Xiao Tao and Xiao Bai have been going there these days."
"Twenty taels..." Fang Zhengyi murmured.
"Twenty taels is too luxurious? It's not so expensive to use human milk! It's too wasteful."
Ao Chen laughed and said: "Human milk is so disgusting!"
"Don't worry, sir, there will be no waste at all."
"I heard that all the remaining bath water was bought by pig farms. Pig farms feed pigs with this kind of water mixed with milk."
"Hey, the pig farm even hired people to play the erhu for the pigs. They advertised the pigs who grew up listening to music and drinking milk. They are called milk-flavored pigs and will be put to slaughter next month."
"I also ordered one, it must be delicious!"
Fang Zhengyi's face was full of bitterness, roll it up! Roll hard!
It’s so fucking boring for me to be a Beijing official! It's better to live a good life under the rule of the people, what kind of life are they living!
Fang Zheng sighed: "Go ahead, I'm tired. Let's arrange everything."
"The prince is also in the county. Find someone to arrange food, clothing, housing and transportation for him."
"Xiao Tao comes back and asks her to come see me."
After saying that, Fang Zheng walked towards the backyard and turned around before taking two steps.
"By the way, order one of that milk-flavored pig for me. Tsk, that's it! You don't have to wait for it to be released. You can roast one for me tonight! I want to try it too!"
