"Brother! Why can't you marry me!"
"We have always been just brother and sister, Xiaojuan, don't worry about it!"
"My innocence has been exposed by you, and now you tell me that we are brother and sister? You must marry me, or I will die!"
"But...but I am a eunuch!"
"What's wrong with the eunuch! Can't eunuchs marry and have children?"
"Juan! Stop talking!"
............
The people under the stage at Mid-Levels Square were howling and screaming, and everyone was in an extremely excited state.
Such exciting dramatic performances have greatly enriched the daily lives of people in the capital.
The happiness index is off the charts!
Fang Zhengyi, with a dark face, sat in the VIP seat and watched the passionate performance on the stage.
Not surprisingly, Taoyuan County culture is exported to the outside world again.
Wu Sheng, this bitch, is not a scholar in the first place. He is trying to squeeze in all the messy elements.
Terminal illness, car accidents, and ethics were all covered in less than half the movie.
Li Yuanzhao was obviously not interested in such an eye-catching performance.
"Hey, Old Fang, this thing doesn't seem to be for people to see...it's far worse than the Legend of White Snake."
That's right...they're all the same disgusting people.
Fang Zhengyi said helplessly: "Don't let people play these things anymore! Change the play! We must promote positive energy! It's best to play the kind of patriotic and family-loving play. Act him in one play for three months before changing!"
"If I read these messy things every day, I will inevitably be impeached again in the future!"
Li Yuanzhao was also helpless: "Let's talk about business. How long will it take for you to come back?"
Fang Zheng kept saying, "I don't know, it could take a year and a half, three or five years."
"When the food disaster is over, maybe I can come back."
Li Yuanzhao lowered his head and suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "It's all those old guys' fault! Wait until I help you take revenge! I will continue to deal with them in the newspaper."
"Try to collect all the food at once so that you don't have to go."
"Forget it, Your Highness." Fang Zheng smiled and patted his shoulder.
"That's it. Don't do it again, again, and again. Going too far is not enough. The second time we do it, we have gone too far."
"Credibility is the life of a newspaper. We have already lost it in advance. If this continues, you don't want to see the newspaper disappear."
"It is reasonable for me to be where I am today. There is nothing to complain about."
"Besides, Your Majesty has given me a lot of good things, and I might be able to come back soon."
Li Yuanzhao raised his head and looked at Fang Zhengyi: "Then...how much impact can the food we raise play in disaster relief?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "It's only a drop in the bucket. Counting on donations for disaster relief will never succeed."
"The solution to the food crisis does not lie with you or me, nor with the courtiers, but with Your Majesty."
"Your Majesty has the most eloquent words. If Your Majesty wants to solve it, it will definitely be solved!"
Li Yuanzhao forced a smile: "Old Fang, you are joking again, and my father is not here. What's the point of saying this to me! Anyway, I won't say it in front of my father."
"I'm not joking!" Fang Zheng's expression turned serious.
"The most severely affected areas are the north of Jianjiang Prefecture, Linfu, and Yunlu Prefecture."
"Your Majesty only needs an edict to order the government offices to be renovated, temples to be built, and construction projects to be carried out in the three prefectures."
"If we encourage the wealthy private households to have fun and feast, and build houses, we can tide over the difficulties."
Li Yuanzhao was stunned and said nonchalantly: "How is that possible! My father will never issue such an edict!"
"In times of famine, if you build civil engineering and encourage entertainment and banquets, people in the world will definitely be excited."
"That's it. You also know that His Majesty will never issue such an edict, so it doesn't make any difference whether I say it or not." After speaking, Fang Zheng shrugged.
"But why do you do this? There is no food among the people, and there is no food for construction projects." Li Yuanzhao was full of doubts.
Fang Zhengyi replied: "No, there is food among the people, and it is definitely not a minority."
"In the past two years, when our country has been stable, many upstarts will definitely emerge."
"It's normal for large households to have reserves in their villages for several years, and they have enough money to continue buying grain."
"Initiating large-scale construction projects and promoting luxury can turn the dead money in rich families into living money. When wealth flows, people will naturally have food to eat."
Li Yuanzhao raised his head and thought.
After a while, I suddenly got a slap on the forehead!
"I understand! Work-for-relief, right? You told me about it before."
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Yes, it's just work-for-relief. There are no veterans in the court who don't understand this simple truth."
"But this move must be carried out against the opinions of the people of the world. The people are affected by the disaster and are carrying out large-scale construction projects. Promoting luxury is tantamount to running counter to today's morality."
"So, just one edict can solve a big problem. No, one edict is not enough, three in a row! Local officials will not doubt His Majesty's will, otherwise they will write to ask, and it will be a waste of time. A lot of time.”
"But no one will do it, and no one will think about it, including me."
"Now we can change some people's opinions through newspapers, but everything takes time."
After speaking, Fang Zheng looked back at the stage and stopped talking.
Li Yuanzhao lowered his head silently, not knowing what he was thinking.
The drama on the stage has reached its climax.
"Juan! Don't leave, can't you accept me?"
"Call my name, I want you to call my name..."
"I'm sorry, I can't accept a person without roots, brother. From now on, we should refer to each other as brother and sister."
"Juan! Juan!"
Looking at Fang Zheng, I almost vomited. What the hell, the eunuch on the stage had an extremely coquettish expression.
It seems that Feng Yun has been involved, so he shouldn't tell stories to his children blindly.
This time Jianjiang has to take this piece of shit Wu Sheng with him!
If he continues to cause harm, the air in Taoyuan County will no longer be breathable.
It was a bit jarring. Fang Zheng looked to the side and saw Li Yuanzhao still thinking deeply, and smiled.
"Your Highness, don't worry too much. Sometimes your manpower is exhausted, so just do your best to live up to your conscience."
Li Yuanzhao took a deep breath: "I have decided! I want to report this matter to my father."
"If it doesn't work once, do it twice; if it doesn't work twice, do it three times! I won't give up until I achieve my goal!"
"Don't worry, Lao Fang, I won't let you stay there for too long!"
"Actually, I don't think the memorial is of any use, but it doesn't matter if your Highness tries it twice. Your Majesty may be very happy. I will definitely bring you local specialties when I come back from Jianjiang!" Fang Zhengyi couldn't help but feel a little moved.
"Don't think so much now, just watch the show! It's the end, go home after watching it!"
Li Yuanzhao raised his eyes when he heard this, and the corners of his eyes suddenly twitched twice.
I saw a man and a woman hugging each other again.
"Brother, didn't you say that eunuchs can't get married without His Majesty's permission to marry?"
"I will kneel down to ask Your Majesty. If Your Majesty does not agree, then I will resist!"
