This smile made Fang Zhengyi's heart tremble.
The rhythm of his words was a bit messed up: "As long as His Highness likes it, I will take His Highness back to his room..."
"Ah?!" Li Miaohan covered her mouth in surprise and took a step back.
Several nuns around him looked at Fang Zhengyi with eager eyes.
What do you want to do?
Fang Zhengyi twitched his lips in embarrassment: "Oh! Don't get me wrong, princess. The inns in Taoyuan County are different from those outside. There are many novel things that I need to introduce to Your Highness to avoid misunderstandings."
"Maybe I'll take grandma up first to explain..."
"Cough, cough, no need, I believe Mr. Fang... let's go up together.
After going upstairs, Fang Zheng introduced the facilities in the house to Li Miaohan in detail, and said that the toilet naturally made the princess very shy.
The several nuns who accompanied him had successfully labeled Fang Zhengyi as a gangster.
But Mr. Fang doesn't care about that, he just likes to see the princess blush!
The impression on the princess's side has been restored. Your Majesty's side will be ready as soon as the sweet potatoes are dug out tomorrow!
Let's just pretend that nothing happened. I, Fang Zhengyi, am still a moral gentleman!
...........
After the princess's place was settled, Fang Zheng trotted all the way back to the entrance of the theater.
Ao Chen was still waiting at the door to show off his merits. When Fang Zheng saw him one by one, he lifted up his collar angrily.
He said angrily: "Who the hell asked you to change the Legend of White Snake to be like this!?"
Ao Chen was a little confused and said confusedly: "What's going on, Master? I just acted normally according to your instructions. Now all the people in the county are watching is The Legend of White Snake, which is very popular. Is there something wrong?"
"I asked you who changed it!!!"
"Wu...Master Wu changed it!" Ao Chen was about to cry. It seemed that something big had happened to the master.
Master Wu? Fang Zheng frowned: "There is still this person in the county? Why haven't I heard of him?"
"It's Wu Sheng!"
"Wu Sheng? I've only been away for a few months and that bitch has become a master?" Fang Zhengyi was shocked.
"Yes, he is responsible for half of the traffic of brothels in the county now. Many people can't even pay him to write anything... He is very famous in the county, and he has already made a fortune..."
When Fang Zheng heard this, his teeth started to itch with hatred. The stupid thing actually ambush me here!
He gritted his teeth and said: "The joke is not nonsense, and the adaptation is not random! Did you ask the master if you changed the Legend of White Snake into this virtue? Did he also change the Legend of Jigong? This is called copyright infringement! Go to hell tomorrow I charge royalties! I’ll deduct half of it!”
"Also, where is that bitch now?"
Ao Chen hurriedly said: "At the institute, I heard that I have encountered a bottleneck in my creation. If I don't write anything, I go to the institute to find inspiration. He sponsored three thousand taels to the institute, and the county government arranged a position as an outside editor for him. ..."
Fang Zheng's expression softened: "Let him be sensible... I will settle the score with you tomorrow!"
"You, arrange a group of painters immediately. Wake up those who are already sleeping and go to Xueyue Tower. Draw clearly and clearly for everyone who has been there tonight!"
"I want to see if he is a prude and see if he dares to impeach me in the future!"
After that, he turned around and returned to the county office.
............
Early the next morning, as soon as Fang Zheng had breakfast, he rushed directly to Youjian Inn.
Yesterday was so tiring that a group of old men probably couldn't get up so quickly.
Sure enough, when they arrived, they discovered that Emperor Jing, Guo Tianyang, and Li Yuanzhao had gone out to eat at a roadside stall, followed by a few guards.
It can be seen that no other ministers got up.
After waiting in the inn for a long time, His Majesty did not come back. I saw many servants carrying buckets of water in and out of the inn to refill the water tower.
Fang Zheng asked the shopkeeper in confusion: "What? The water tower is too small? Why are there so many people carrying water?"
The shopkeeper also wondered: "No! It was all designed at the beginning. It is not a problem to flush a room ten or eight times, and our water tank is kept full every day..."
"Sir, are all the high-ranking officials from the capital really good at eating?"
Can it be eaten? I didn’t eat much yesterday. How much appetite can these little old men have?
It happened that Emperor Jing came back from outside with a few people.
When he saw Fang Zhengyi, he greeted him with a smile.
Fang Zheng felt relieved when he saw this. He was worthy of being an emperor and his psychological quality was good.
The three views were immediately rebuilt after one night.
Li Yuanzhao came over mischievously and winked at Fang Zheng: "Old Fang! Xueyue Tower, exciting!"
"There is that iron gun dance in your county...why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"???"
"What is the iron gun dance?"
He understands that Ershen Yuan likes COSplay, but he has never heard of Iron Gun Dance.
Li Yuanzhao smiled obscenely: "That's it...the iron gun is nailed to the stand, and the woman is dancing around the gun...Tsk, tsk, oh, oh, the one Bai Suzhen did yesterday is really worthy of the snake demon, awesome!"
"I heard it was Wu Sheng who created it. Talent! Such talents should be introduced to the East Palace!"
Fang Zheng blinked.
The iron gun is stuck on the stage... Pole dancing?
Damn it, it’s Wu Sheng again! My Taoyuan County was turned into a mess by him!
"Your Highness! We in Taoyuan County can digest such talents by ourselves. I'm afraid that Donggong won't be able to grasp it!"
"Hey! I go upstairs to catch up on my sleep. I didn't sleep well last night. Call me before setting off." Li Yuanzhao yawned and walked upstairs. He looked very tired and didn't know what happened last night.
Fang Zheng quickly grabbed him: "Don't leave. Let me ask you, where are the others? Are they not awake yet?"
Li Yuanzhao suddenly realized it, and then he chuckled: "I almost forgot, I'm not sleepy if you want to say this!"
"Last night was so exciting. You don't know. I went door to door and saw that they all used the toilets as wells... Hahahaha! Idiot!"
"There are still people who think it is some kind of magical well water, and they ask the waiter for a gourd and want to bring a gourd back to Beijing. It makes me laughable."
"I had diarrhea this morning!"
"..." Fang Zheng couldn't help but shudder at the thought of a group of important officials in the imperial court drinking toilet water together.
Damn it, I think I forgot something yesterday!
