Fang Zheng felt something bad and quickly looked towards the stage.
I saw that The Legend of White Snake on the stage was coming to an end.
Fahai, Xu Xian, and Bai Suzhen are all present...but Fahai's outfit is a bit unexpected.
She was dressed unexpectedly coquettishly, with a string of big gold beads around her neck, her breasts exposed, and... she was still hugging Bai Suzhen?
Fang Zheng's eyes widened when he saw it.
Bai Suzhen was still reciting the lines vividly: "Xu Xian! You and I are destined but not destined... Let's break up!"
Fa Hai looked at Xu Xian who was lying on the ground and snorted coldly: "Donor, you can't force anything. Destiny arises and fate falls, fate arises and fate falls, fate comes together and fate falls apart. Only when Suzhen is with me can we have true happiness."
Xu Xian lay on the ground with a desperate look on his face, watching the two of them chatting with each other, speechless. The pair of dogs, men and snakes in front of him were still spreading dog food.
Fahai lifted Bai Suzhen's chin and said affectionately: "Originally, I thought that I would devote myself to Buddha in this life. Only when I met you did I realize that I like you so much that I would even give up everything for you."
Bai Suzhen said shyly: "Me too, me too, no, I have more than you."
"You can't have more than me because I'm full."
"When you are full, I will overflow."
In the end, Xu Xian shouted in despair: "Suzhen! We still have a son! What will happen to our child if you follow this bald donkey! How will you let Shilin meet people when he grows up? Do you want him to recognize a thief as a father and call him a father? ?"
Bai Suzhen's expression looked a little sad: "Xu Xian, you and Fahai both love me and have had the closest relationship with me. I am very touched that you both cherish and care for me so much."
"But from now on, please don't say who the child is called daddy. Can you bury your hope and love for your child deeply in your heart, and turn your overt robbery into covert care?"
"Even if I'm with Fahai, you can still take care of me and the child, but don't say anything about who the child will call his father in the future."
Xu Xian's eyes were about to burst, and he gritted his teeth and said, "When people ask who is Shilin's father, what do you want me to say!!"
"It's Fahai. After all, I'm with him..."
Fa Hai emotionally tightened his arms around Bai Suzhen, while Xu Xian, who was lying on the ground, had completely fallen into despair.
The cuckold has overwhelmed him.
Just then, a woman in Tsing Yi broke in from the side of the stage with her child in her arms.
Seeing Bai Suzhen, she was surprised and said: "Sister, you!..."
Xu Xian lay on the ground and roared: "Xiao Qing! Take me away quickly, take me with Shilin, let's leave this place of right and wrong!!"
Bai Suzhen smiled slightly: "Xiaoqing, I said everything..."
A dim light flashed in Xiao Qing's eyes: "I'm sorry, I didn't come at the right time."
Fahai stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "No, you came at the right time... Xiaoqing, you two sisters and I are destined by fate. This is all arranged by Bodhisattva."
Xiaoqing shyly leaned into Fahai's arms after hearing this.
"This child must be Xu Shilin." Fahai teased the child in Xiaoqing's arms, "Don't worry, I will ask Guanyin to send him away to practice in the South China Sea."
As soon as he finished speaking, a Bodhisattva hanging by a rope descended from the sky and took the child away.
Xu Xian laughed when he saw this, tearing his hair crazily...and left the stage crazily...
Fahai ended up contentedly holding the two beauties in his arms.
Then the narration started... It was probably the three of them living a life without shame...Xu Xian became a down-and-out crazy monk...
However, because there were too many flaws, Fang Zhengyi had already left his body and did not listen to the content at all. His expression was similar to that of Xu Xian on the stage just now.
The whole person has fallen into thinking about life...
Is this the fucking Legend of White Snake written by me? Is this what the people of Taoyuan County are looking at now?
grass! ! It's just a show, the princess and your majesty are still there! Am I still shameless?
I couldn't bear it, and I didn't know how shattered the views of His Majesty and those ministers were.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng walked towards his seat with heavy steps.
Just as he took a step forward, Xu Xian, who had gone crazy before, jumped out again.
With a face full of joy, he said: "Thank you everyone for watching. The Xueyuelou White Snake themed event Shuiman Jinshan Temple is underway. With tickets for tonight's performance, you can rent a set of monk robes for free, and cassocks are 50% off!"
"Jigong Legend looks forward to seeing you again at the same time tomorrow!!"
Fuck! ! !
Fang Zheng was struck by lightning! Liver and gallbladder split!
I thought it was over, but I didn't expect that the theater and the brothel would have a dream collaboration at the end...
I never expected that as soon as I left Taoyuan County, Taoyuan County would be at the forefront of the times.
Destroy it...hurry...this planet can no longer survive.
Fang Zheng returned to his seat with trembling legs and stared straight ahead without saying a word.
Everyone said nothing and just sat quietly.
.....................
After sitting there for who knows how long, Fang Zheng turned his head in embarrassment and looked at Li Miaohan. Li Miaohan's cheeks turned red and she quickly lowered her head.
Then Fang Zhengyi looked at Emperor Jing again.
He said cautiously: "Your Majesty...what do you think?"
Emperor Jing swallowed, feeling a little stiff on his face, and managed to squeeze out two words: "It's acceptable."
"............"
There was another long silence, and finally Fang Zhengyi couldn't sit still.
He stood up and said loudly: "Okay! Today's performance is over. People have been arranged outside to take everyone to the inn to rest. You can leave!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone stood up from the sofa impatiently and lined up to leave the theater.
Li Yuanzhao came close to him, grinned and gave a thumbs up: "Old Fang, you are awesome! The previous one is really exciting, I tell you... Oh, you should have seen it."
"By the way, where to go to Xueyue Tower?"
Fang Zhengyi: "............"
Although he didn't see any divine unfolding ahead, Fang Zhengyi no longer wanted to know and didn't dare to know.
"Your Highness, go out and ask the guards. I have arranged a place for the princess alone. I will send the princess back to rest first."
"Then you go." Li Yuanzhao ran away happily.
Lao Fang actually likes to see such obscene things. He can give them to him if he likes. My sister has to be blind to fall in love with him...
After everyone had left, Fang Zhengyi also rushed out of the door to find Li Miaohan.
Fortunately, we found it quickly without going too far. The princess was accompanied by a group of nuns, so she was easy to recognize.
Li Miaohan's cheeks turned red when she saw him and she dared not look directly at him.
After all, what I just watched was too...
Fang Zheng licked his face and said, "Your Highness, I have arranged another place for you to live. I will send you there!"
Li Miaohan nodded twice with his lowered head.
Then he walked side by side with Fang Zheng, with several nuns behind him holding lanterns.
The moon is sparse, there are occasionally two insects chirping nearby, and the cool breeze is particularly comfortable.
But the atmosphere was a little awkward.
As soon as Fang Zheng wanted to relax, he said, "Ahem, Your Highness, I usually like to read the Spring and Autumn Period the most, as well as the Chinese Language and Literature."
"............"
"I never come to a place like this. When I have time, I practice singing, dancing, playing ball, etc... to exercise!"
"............"
Seeing that the princess remained silent, Fang Zhengyi felt numb and started to say whatever came to his mind.
But Li Miaohan remained silent.
Finally arriving at the door of the inn, Fang Zhengyi had already given up and said, "Um, did your Highness still like tonight's performance?"
Li Miaohan quietly looked around.
Then he slowly raised his head and looked directly at Fang Zhengyi.
A pair of big eyes still looked bright against the dim light emitting from the inn, but his face could not be seen clearly.
Suddenly facing Fang Zheng, he smiled like a hundred flowers in bloom... Fang Zheng looked a little lost in thought.
She nodded vigorously and said shyly:
"I love watching it!"
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