"..."
The three of them fell into a daze.
What do you mean you are here to poop? Is this human talk?
Zhang Dongxiang blushed, slammed the table, and said angrily: "How dare you talk nonsense here?"
The waiter was frightened by this and said quickly: "Sorry, sorry three guests, it was just a minor slip of the tongue!"
Li Yansong said gently: "Don't be nervous, let me ask you, is this place Banshanfang?"
The waiter hurriedly replied: "Yes, exactly, this is Banshanfang!"
The three of them looked at each other with shock in their eyes.
Then Li Yansong asked: "Then why did you ask us that question just now?"
"That sentence?" The waiter blinked.
"Ahem...that's right, you are here...cough!" Li Yansong felt that it was really embarrassing to speak like this at his age, so he kept coughing, and the atmosphere suddenly felt awkward.
The waiter smiled: "Ah! I understand!"
"Speaking of this, the three of you don't know anything! There is an event in our official house, a shit lottery! As long as you go to the public toilet for convenience, you can receive a prize ticket. The maximum prize can be five taels of silver!"
"You see there are so many people today because the lottery is being held at Mid-Levels Plaza today!"
The three of them opened their mouths in surprise, such a thing could happen in this world! ? It's so... fresh.
After waving the boy away, the three of them discussed it. Zheng Qiao said, "How about... let's go and have a look. I see what words are written on the wall in front of you?"
"Go, go, go!"
The three of them left a few pennies, turned around and started patrolling the streets.
At first, what they saw felt that the writing was pretty good, and they kept nodding in admiration.
This is really a good idea. Writing advocacy slogans on the wall not only has an excellent publicity effect, but the people can even learn a few more words.
It can be seen that the education is effective! Fang Zhengyi really has a way of governing!
Things like "Please take care of our city for a better life" and "walk three or five more steps to leave the grass green" are straightforward and easy to understand, and the meaning is very beautiful.
But as they walked, the three of them began to notice something was wrong!
Once you get to a narrow place, the slogans that are prone to cases will immediately change to another style.
【Hold it! The prize competition is in full swing. Please go to the public restrooms to sign up. 】
[Open urination and defecation are prohibited. If the amount exceeds one dollar, the tools for committing the crime will be confiscated. 】
【Can't you bear it anymore? Pull it into your pants pocket! 】
【Still pulling? Your mother is gone! 】
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Li Yansong and others began to look unnatural. The large and small words in the alley were so vulgar and obscene that it was hard to read.
Zhang Dongxiang covered his chest in pain, feeling a little breathless.
"Fang Zhengyi... It must be Fang Zhengyi! Is this something a human does?? Prince!"
Zheng Qiao's originally serious expression suddenly broke out into a smile.
Li Yansong laughed uncontrollably when he saw this, and the two old men leaned forward and backward in laughter.
Zhang Dongxiang was dumbfounded and said angrily: "Why are you laughing! What's so funny about being so vulgar."
Zheng Qiao laughed for a while and stood up and said: "This Fang Zhengyi really doesn't follow the ordinary path. Although these words are unsightly, they do have an effect! Look, isn't that place on the street clean?"
"It shows that it really works! And it's excellent!"
After saying that, his expression became serious: "But... this may indeed bring bad luck to the prince. This person has no character and no bottom line in doing things!"
Li Yansong echoed: "That's right! But it's okay to have good results. I hope the prince won't be led too crookedly."
"There's also the public toilet lottery... Do you want to check it out? I'm quite curious."
Zhang Dongxiang shook his face and said: "I won't go! I will take a copy of him when I get back! This trend cannot last forever!"
"Oh, let's go!" The two old men dragged him away without any explanation.
Zhang Dongxiang was dragged to a public toilet. At this time, because it was the lottery draw, there was a long queue outside the public toilet.
The three old men followed helplessly and lined up.
I lost my patience while waiting in line, but I had no choice but to be caught in the middle.
It was a pity to think about leaving, after all, we had already queued up here, so I stood in the queue and sighed.
"It's so convenient to queue up here at such an old age, it's really...sigh"
"Fang Zheng made a mistake..."
Zhang Dongxiang sneered: "What does it have to do with him? It's not because you insist on coming!"
"Sooner or later, I'm going to be pissed off by him! Blanch him!"
Li Yansong and Li Yansong shook their heads regretfully.
Once you get older, let a young person break your guard and start talking indiscriminately before seeing anyone.
Shame on you!
After queuing for a long time to burn incense, it was finally the turn of the three of them. A few old men curiously received the pieces of paper, pressed their fingerprints, and then lined up and entered the latrine.
None of the three people wanted to have sex, and they stood awkwardly in the hut, staring at each other.
"Tsk! With such a rough design, there must be a lot of people pretending to claim it. I want to see how they get around it."
"Yes, who will pay for the lottery? It can't be Fang Zhengyi. Is that guy so generous?"
"Could it be that it's too..."
"Hush! Don't let anyone know there's anyone here."
Because there is a time limit for the lottery toilet activity, the time to enter can neither be too long nor too short.
The three old men could only stand at the door and chat.
Someone came in and saw three people crowded at the door, so they shouted: "Can't you get in? Can't you get in? Don't block it here, occupying the latrine and not shitting!"
Zhang Dongxiang immediately glared and replied: "Why are you in a hurry? It's not time yet!"
The passers-by laughed: "You three old men also want to draw a lottery? Eat your shit!"
The three people stared at each other angrily, regretting more and more in their hearts, what a shame! It's really embarrassing!
This matter... must not be let to the fourth person!
The three of them looked at each other and nodded heavily.
Li Yansong and others walked out of the public toilet full of thoughts and sighed inwardly as they looked at the lottery tickets in their hands.
Why bother... The more I think about it, the angrier I get!
"Let's go! Let's go and watch the lottery! Anyway, we have lost all our old faces. Since we have participated, we will participate to the end!" Zheng Qiao was thinking about it anyway.
I wanted to see what kind of tricks Fang Zhengyi was playing.
Several people followed the crowd and arrived at the Mid-Levels Square.
Looking at the billboards around the Mid-Levels Plaza, I was immediately speechless.
Several billboards have been covered with drawing paper at this time. The paintings are extremely exquisite. Each picture has a person painted on it. There are men and women in different postures. They are all holding a cup of tea in their hands.
The most eye-catching thing is a kind-hearted middle-aged and elderly man who looks very friendly and authoritative, holding a tea box with a simple and honest face.
There is also an advertising slogan next to it.
[Drink tea, drink good tea, drink high-quality Tianxian tea! Refreshes the mind and strengthens the body, and replenishes the overdraft of the kidneys. 】
The three of them were collectively lost in thought. After a long time, Li Yan let go and said:
"Hiss...how does this man look so much like Eunuch Guo?"
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