Chapter 100 Jingguo’s First Foot

Style: Historical Author: Ban Mian Wang ZaiWords: 2151Update Time: 24/01/12 19:29:11
In large cities during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, such as Beijing in the north, there were very few toilets on the streets. When it comes to toilets, such as controlling floods, drainage is the key; blocking them is impossible. Therefore, since it is difficult to find a toilet, everywhere you look, the streets are filled with filth.

"Yanjing Miscellaneous Notes" of the Qing Dynasty records: People defecate in the streets, and women also defecate in the streets. In addition, the urine of cows and horses has increased unabated, causing heavy filth and filth, which can be smelled everywhere.

"Miscellaneous Notes of Old Beijing" also records: Pedestrians often defecate on the road. Although officials punish them, the situation is irreversible, and even officials defecate on the road.

The Qing Dynasty was the peak period of feudal society, and Jingguo was no exception.

When Fang Zheng first traveled through time, he was panicked at first, and then he kept comforting himself that he was the chosen one. His complicated emotions were constantly intertwined in this way.

Finally, the balance was broken when he moved up and down the master's degree for the first time. Fang Zhengyi fell completely into despair, and all the beautiful illusions about time-travel life were disillusioned at this moment.

Damn time travel and stop people from having a good shit?

Finally, after struggling for several years and having a certain amount of capital in his hands, Fang Zhengyi began to inhumanely promote new toilets in Taoyuan County.

Now seeing Li Yuanzhao step on the cake reminded him of his painful past.

He could only sigh and shake his head.

The toilet... still needs to be repaired! Even if you lose your money, you still have to repair it!

Li Yuanzhao yelled at Fang Zheng aggrievedly: "Zhuo! We can't stay in this place!"

Just as Fang Zheng was about to step forward to comfort him, he suddenly saw four people with malicious intentions approaching Li Yuanzhao, and his heart suddenly lifted.

Those people were obviously gangsters on the streets.

His fists clenched loudly, and he said harsh words: "Little Bi! There is dirt everywhere, brothers, teach him a lesson!!"

Li Yuanzhao also became alert, and couldn't help feeling a little panicked, but he still maintained a posture with his hands.

Fang Zheng immediately shouted: "You little brats are capable of coming at me!!"

Several gangsters immediately glared at Fang Zheng, turned around and walked towards Fang Zheng.

"What the hell did you just say?"

"I said congratulations on getting rich!"

Now it was Fang Zheng's turn to panic.

Damn it, I didn’t take Zhang Biao with me when I went out today... I can still make gestures one on one, but now four of us...

Fang Zheng glanced around and started to feel around on the ground, and then suddenly felt that the ground was in good repair, and there wasn't even a decent stone...

Li Yuanzhao jumped to his feet anxiously. When he saw four people surrounding Fang Zhengyi, his eyes began to look around, and finally his eyes slowly moved to the lump at his feet...

He yelled: "You bastards! Fuck you!", then took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.

With a big kick, the indescribable things flew in all directions and shot towards the four gangsters.

The gangsters turned around immediately when they heard Li Yuanzhao's shout.

Then I saw some indescribable semi-solid materials smeared over the ground, covering my body and face.

Fortunately, Fang Zheng stood behind the four of them and managed to escape.

The gangsters were dumbfounded... One of them wiped his face, smelled it, and said blankly: "Boss, it's Daddy."

"Ah! Fuck!!" The leader reacted, furious, his eyes full of anger.

However, the noise was so loud that it attracted a small official patrolling the street, who turned around and ran away, cursing helplessly.

When the other younger brothers saw their boss running away, they also fled in panic...

Fang Zhengyi looked at Li Yuanzhao with admiration.

Based on this skill, I will create a football team for him in the future.

This may be the first quasi-emperor in history who plays shit, and he can be regarded as the only emperor in history!

Li Yuanzhao jumped over on one leg with an expressionless face. The trousers of the raised leg and the shoes were covered with dots of traditional Chinese medicinal materials.

Fang Zheng wanted to cover his mouth and nose, but when he thought about Li Yuanzhao saving him just now, he put down his hand.

Concerned: "Your Highness is really good at footwork, I admire you... Are you okay?"

Li Yuanzhao shook his head and said calmly: "I don't want to be here anymore...I want to go back to the palace! This leg...just saw it off..."

After saying two lines, tears flowed down his cheeks.

Blanch! Bad start!

Fang Zheng quickly comforted him, then forcefully took Li Yuanzhao to a clothing store, and changed Li Yuanzhao's clothes under the disdainful eyes of the boss.

After changing his clothes, Li Yuanzhao sat on the threshold of the clothing store unhappily, looking blankly into the distance.

It seems that he is still immersed in the exciting experience.

The boss originally wanted to expel him, but as soon as Fang Zheng gave him a few cents of silver, he happily stopped caring.

Fang Zheng also felt very embarrassed as soon as he sat next to the prince.

This is the prince who has been pampered and pampered in the palace since childhood.

When something like this happened, his young mind must have been greatly impacted, and he would have to take a break.

After sitting for a while and seeing Li Yuanzhao still not speaking, Fang Zheng comforted him: "Your Highness, don't think about it."

"The so-called blessing in disguise is a blessing. If you step on something, it's not necessarily a bad thing."

"Maybe someone likes the feeling of stepping on shit when wearing shoes. From now on, we will sell shoes together and you will be the chief experience officer!"

Li Yuanzhao glared angrily upon hearing this.

Then, the two fell into embarrassment again...

Fang Zhengyi couldn't sit down anymore, so he got up and walked out, and came back after a while with two bunches of candied haws.

He handed a string to Li Yuanzhao: "Here, candied haws on a stick! I'll take you to dinner later, let's have an appetizer first..."

Li Yuanzhao took the candied haws with an expressionless face, took a big bite, and said depressedly: "I have always aspired to be a wise ruler, but now my life has been stained, and it's all your fault!"

"Ah, don't take this matter to heart. God knows and earth knows that you know and I know. It's okay! Relax, Your Highness!"

Li Yuanzhao turned his head faintly: "Okay, I will strangle you to death and just pretend that nothing happened!"

"...If you want to be happy, then pinch him." Fang Zheng was helpless, the naughty child was too difficult to coax.

Li Yuanzhao sighed again: "No matter what, I won't come to Banshanfang anymore... My life will be ruined here..."

"Lao Fang, you go to Father and help me get the twenty thousand taels of silver back. I don't want this place anymore."

Fang Zheng scratched his head anxiously, what is this? ? Did your business collapse before it even started?

"Your Highness! You can't handle this little setback!? What are you afraid of if you get a little shit! You can eat even if you're very hungry! Cheer up, Your Highness is a first-class pure man in my eyes. Just this little thing can Knock you out?"

"............"

"What kind of man do you think you are if you give up halfway!"

"............"

"I'll give you a hundred taels and smile!"

Li Yuanzhao took the bank note and twitched the corner of his mouth at Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng was entertained watching them one by one, there was something interesting!

"I'll give you another hundred taels!"

"I'll give you another hundred taels!"

"I'll give you another hundred taels!"

"Give me more............"

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