The next day, Fang Zhengyi stayed up late again.
Anyway, no one knew that he was going back to Beijing. If he went early, wouldn't he be looking for trouble for himself? It would be a while if he could delay it.
He didn't get up slowly until noon. After getting dressed and having lunch, he took a carriage and wandered to the palace with a package.
When I arrived at the East Palace, I immediately saw the bored Li Yuanzhao and Liu Jin waiting on the side.
When the two heard the eunuch's report, they both looked towards Fangzheng in surprise.
Especially Liu Jin, his eyes were shining.
It can be said that the savior has arrived...I wonder if there will be any success this time.
Li Yuanzhao greeted you with a grin: "Lao Fang, you are finally back. I have been extremely bored these days! It is worse than death. Please show me what specialties you have brought."
Fang Zheng shook his head and smiled, then sat down at the table: "Your Highness, don't be anxious! I have brought you a lot of good things!"
As he spoke, he took out a small cloth bag from his carry-on package and opened it.
“Heifer jerky!”
"Huh?" Li Yuanzhao looked at the beef jerky in surprise and said hesitantly: "Heifer...? Isn't this beef not allowed to be eaten...has your county slaughtered the cow?"
"Does Wu Sheng know?" "Yes."
"This man moved to Taoyuan County and didn't change his true colors. He actually committed adultery with a cow in the county. The cow couldn't bear the humiliation and committed suicide. Then it was made into dried meat. There are books about killing cows!" As he spoke, Fang Zheng said Then he took out a cow slaughter book from the package.
Although cattle are often slaughtered in the county, they all have certificates. Fang Zhengyi has done a very thorough job in this regard and prints a batch of cattle slaughter certificates in batches every month.
Li Yuanzhao listened happily and felt comfortable.
Liu Jin, a clumsy-tongued person, only knows how to flatter and flatter others, and Lao Fang's nonsense must be pleasing to the ears.
Then Li Yuanzhao said enthusiastically: "Tell me what new things are there in Taoyuan County?"
"Yes, there is a new stage play in the county called "The Mystery of the Ancient Tomb in the Siheyuan". It is very exciting. I will take your Highness to take a look when you have time. Also..."
The two of them were chatting, and Liu Jin was staring at Fang Zhengyi with bright eyes.
Fang Zhengyi had already caught a glimpse of Liu Jin out of the corner of his eye, and was stared at by Liu Jin. After a long time, he finally couldn't bear it any longer and stared back unceremoniously.
Liu Jin is still staring.
Fang Zheng was always puzzled, and then he thought about it for a moment before he remembered, could this Liu Jin still want me to help him regenerate his gold?
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng burst into laughter and took out a magnifying glass from the package.
Li Yuanzhao saw it and asked curiously: "Old Fang, what is this?"
Fang Zheng raised the magnifying glass and said proudly: "This artifact is called the Golden Regeneration Mirror, a grain amplifier. It can have the effect of looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst and drawing cakes to satisfy hunger!"
"Liu Jin! I'll give you this one, so take a photo if you don't want to!"
Liu Jin was ecstatic when he heard this! He grabbed the magnifying glass and ran away drooling.
Li Yuanzhao touched his chin and wondered: "Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst... drawing cakes to satisfy hunger? Isn't that useless!?"
Fang Zheng smiled slightly, took out another handful, and raised it to the cup in front of Li Yuanzhao.
The cup suddenly becomes bigger! Li Yuanzhao was stunned, and then said in surprise: "This is a good thing!"
Fang Zheng handed over a magnifying glass, and Li Yuanzhao began to look around with the magnifying glass, making a tsk-tsk sound every time he looked at a place.
"Good stuff! Really good stuff! My father has often complained that he can't see clearly in the past two years. If we had this mirror, wouldn't it be much easier to read the memorial?"
Fang Zheng couldn't help being a little touched. He really didn't expect that the prince's first thought was to use it for His Majesty. It was really a filial piety.
"Just in time to cure his old blurred vision! I've been beaten a lot for no reason these days!"
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"Come on, come on, let me teach you how to use the magnifying glass." Fang Zhengyi quickly changed the subject. It would be too filial to continue the conversation.
Fang Zhengyi took Li Yuanzhao's magnifying glass and walked out, finding a sunny place.
Just focus on it, and soon a burst of smoke will rise from the grass.
Li Yuanzhao was amazed again, and then wondered: "What is the principle of this!?"
"It just concentrates the sun's rays in one place, and when the heat rises, it ignites. This is called solar energy!"
Li Yuanzhao nodded doubtfully, but soon stopped thinking, and the two began to lie on the grass looking for ants.
Not long after, Liu Jin ran back with a mournful face, as if he was mourning for his heir, holding up a magnifying glass and crying: "Master Fang... this is useless!"
"Why is it useless! Have you finished taking care of yourself?"
Liu Jin rubbed his eyes and said aggrievedly: "It's too big, even if it looks big, it's still broken!"
Fang Zheng sighed, stood up and patted him on the shoulder, comforting him: "That's it! It's not of use in the palace anyway. It looks the same as being really big."
"Xiao Jin, don't be discouraged. Life is like this. How can there be perfection if everything is lacking?"
"Besides, when you get old, your memories will be sweet. People who have been castrated have a long life span. You will be sweeter than others for several years! And if you miss your brother, you can take a photo with a magnifying glass."
"As the saying goes, a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise..."
"fraud!"
Before Fang Zheng finished speaking, Liu Jin ran away crying with a magnifying glass...
Li Yuanzhao stood up after having fun, looked at Fang Zhengyi and laughed: "Old Fang, you really lack the virtue."
Fang Zheng laughed twice: "I care about him. Okay, let's not talk about other things and talk about business. Is there any criticism about me in the court these days?"
Li Yuanzhao's expression also became serious: "It was very strange after you left. There was no response, and no one even mentioned you."
"I feel like those people have a conspiracy!"
After hearing this, Fang Zheng lowered his head and thought, it was indeed abnormal that no one had impeached him for such a long time.
Moreover, there are people in Taoyuan County probing for news about him. Maybe those old guys who don't like him are holding back their big move.
But it doesn't matter anymore. Once the sweet potato comes out, everything these people say will be farts!
"Lao Fang? Lao Fang? Say something!" Li Yuanzhao became a little anxious when he saw that Fang Zheng had not responded for a long time. It seems that Lao Fang is hopeless?
Fang Zheng changed the topic and said with a smile: "It's okay! Don't worry about them, we can do whatever we want."
"How is the princess' condition now?"
Hearing this, Li Yuanzhao looked up and down at Fang Zhengyi warily: "What do you want to do?"
"What else can you do? The princess's illness was cured by me. Why don't you let me know the result?"
Fangzheng felt helpless, good guy, you are staring at me so closely just to ask. You wanted to give me a wife a while ago, but now it’s not you?
"Well! I'm cured! Then Old Man Hu is indeed a quack doctor! By the way, after Miaohan recovered, she said she wanted to thank you in person. Don't pick a time, go now, I'll go with you! Don't play tricks! "
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