Chapter 57 Two-thorned Ape

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Afterwards, the two chatted for a while.

Most of the time, Fang Zhengyi was speaking and Li Yuanzhao was listening.

He listened very carefully, more seriously than ever before, because what Fang Zhengyi said this time seemed to subvert his previous image in his mind.

The originally playful and cynical image suddenly transformed into a vicious, cruel and decisive person. Finally, Fang Zhengyi added some sadness to his image.

The whole person's image basically changed into that of Xiao Ma, Jiang Tiansheng, and the godfather's soul.

After a small chat, Li Yuanzhao looked at Fang Zhengyi with a little more admiration in his eyes.

Fang Zhengyi also felt Li Yuanzhao's admiration, and secretly nodded with satisfaction. "Young Master, I have wasted so many brain cells, and my character has stood up!" !

The sky had darkened, and the three of them walked to the foot of the boat.

A maid was receiving guests. When she saw Zhang Biao wearing a sack skirt, her expression immediately became strange.

However, he was immediately relieved after seeing Fang Zhengyi. This luxuriously dressed young man was obviously the leader, and the two following were the guards.

So he said softly: "Sir, please forgive me for not being able to bring escorts on the boat for today's poetry debate."

"What kind of guards!? These are all my brothers!" Fang Zheng carelessly threw out three invitations.

Then, under the surprised eyes of the maid, the three of them boarded the boat in a grand manner.

This painting boat is very large, thirty meters long, ten meters wide, and divided into three floors.

The middle hall is hollow and leads directly to the third floor. There are more than ten round tables in the hall. Although it is not full at this time, it is already occupied.

Everyone who came was dressed in gorgeous clothes, and many of them held paper fans and fanned them gently.

Li Yuanzhao was extremely curious and looked around, but was stopped by Fang Zheng, and he directly found a table and sat down first.

When the people at the same table saw Zhang Biao, they all avoided him... and quickly changed their seats.

Then Fang Zhengyi's table became empty, and there were only three people sitting there staring at each other.

Zhang Biao said gloomily: "Where's the meat? Where's the meat?"

Hearing what he said, Fang Zhengyi and Li Yuanzhao also felt hungry. They hadn't had a bite of food since they came back from the next shift, and they had been walking for a long time.

There are only a few plates of pastries on the table, but they are really lacking in interest.

"Wait a minute, there will definitely be hard food later! Don't worry! Let's eat some snacks first." Fang Zheng took the lead and picked up a piece of pastry.

After chewing two mouthfuls, he frowned and said, "It tastes bad!"

Li Yuanzhao also took a piece, stuffed his mouth full, and muttered: "It's not bad, it tastes better than what I cook at home!"

Fang Zheng kept a straight face and swallowed the remaining half of the snack with great effort: "You don't have anything delicious at home!"

"Hi~ That's right! Why is the food cooked at my home so unpalatable? Lao Fang, why is this?" Li Yuanzhao suddenly realized this problem.

"It's nothing. Nutritious meals have been unpalatable since ancient times!"

"What is a nutritious meal?"

"The dishes made by wasting the ingredients are called nutritious meals."

"That's it!" Li Yuanzhao gritted his teeth and said, "The same dish I can make at home is so unpalatable. It is indeed a nutritious meal!"

Fang Zhengyi said disdainfully: "Not only is it unpalatable, it's also expensive. If you don't believe me, go ask the locals for food prices. I'm sure your food is much more expensive than the locals!"

"Okay! I have to check out those people in the kitchen! How dare they fool even me!"

While the two were talking, Zhang Biao had already wiped out two plates of pastries on the table.

Fang Zheng hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, and cursed angrily: "Slow down, are you having some snacks!? We are not here today, and Xiao Tao will definitely make a fool of himself at home! Pack the rest and take it away!"

Zhang Biao giggled twice and put down the plate in his hand...

Not long after, everyone had arrived, and the boat sailed slowly toward the center of the lake.

Zhang Chang stood on the second floor, looking down constantly, with Jia Liang beside him with a bruised nose and swollen face.

"How's it going? Did you find it? Which one is Fang Zhengyi?"

Jia Liang grinned and suddenly said excitedly: "Here he is! Here he is! Look, young master, there are only three of them at the table at the stern!"

At this time, Jia Liang was very excited, the time for revenge was finally coming!

After Zhang Biao threw him out the door that day, he returned to the Shangshu Mansion. Not only was he stripped of the title of shopkeeper, but he was also beaten again.

At this time, his hatred for Fang Zhengyi has reached its peak!

Now Mr. Zhang is here to see how dare he make a mistake! ?

Zhang Chang looked at Fang Zhengyi and the "servant" beside him chatting and laughing, gently shook his folding fan, and smiled disdainfully: "Sure enough, he came into the city with mud-legged legs, and he actually hung out with the servants. How did those two people get in?"

Jia Liang said quickly: "Exactly! Exactly! That Fang Zheng has no rules at all, he must have brought him in by force!"

"Oh, okay, you go down first, and I'll go meet him."

"Master, be careful..."

"roll!"

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first floor,

Li Yuanzhao rested his chin on his hands, looking bored: "Old Fang... when will the hard food be served! I don't think this place is interesting..."

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at him: "What's the hurry? It hasn't started yet... Look! The food is served!"

While the three of them were waiting in a hurry, the girls serving the dishes began to come in all shapes and sizes, each with an elegant figure, wearing a light gauze, their flesh was gleaming, and they all had an elegant appearance.

Li Yuanzhao stretched his neck and looked hard. When Fang Zheng couldn't see, he quickly pulled him away: "Hey! It's not that! It's not that!"

"What! Let me see what food is served?!"

"Clam?"

Fang Zheng was dumbfounded. The prince didn't even notice the woman looking at the dishes! This is not normal!

He quickly asked: "Look! Isn't that maid good-looking? I can even get an oiran in Taoyuan County!"

Li Yuanzhao licked his lips and said, "Am I hungry? What does that woman's beauty have to do with me?"

"???"

Fang Zhengyi immediately said seriously: "Are you married!?"

"Married, what happened?"

"Then you don't like women?"

Upon hearing this, Li Yuanzhao turned around helplessly: "I'm not very interested! What I like is the woman in the book! Alas, when I see a woman in real life, I feel vulgar!"

Fang Zheng suddenly realized it and felt relieved: "It turns out to be a two-spined ape!"

Li Yuanzhao asked in confusion: "What is a two-spined ape?"

"I mean someone who is handsome, beautiful, and versatile in both civil and military affairs!"

Li Yuanzhao smiled and touched his cheek: "That's right! Then I'm the Two-Spined Ape!"

Zhang Biao quietly came over and asked in a low voice: "Master, do you think I am a two-thorned ape?"

"You are a noble brother! A precious brother!"

Zhang Biao sat back with satisfaction. Instead of being a second-thorned ape, it's better to be an elder brother!

As plates of exquisite dishes began to be delivered to the table, Zhang Chang walked to the front of the hall in time, raised his fist towards everyone and said:

"Thank you all for coming..."

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