Chapter 22: A castrated pig is not coquettish, but a castrated man is coquettish

Style: Historical Author: Ban Mian Wang ZaiWords: 2105Update Time: 24/01/12 19:29:11
"Let's go! Let's go! Don't embarrass yourself on the street! Go get some water too! Get this done quickly and don't interrupt people's business!"

"You gave the guests laxatives! All of them are so good at laxatives!"

The shopkeeper angrily let go of Fang Zhengyi's thigh, then ran away with the bucket.

At this time, Emperor Jing and the others had already walked downstairs, and Fang Zheng saw Emperor Jing at a glance.

He greeted him with a smile: "Lao Li is here! It seems that the tea business is doing well in the capital?"

Guo Tianyang curled his lips disdainfully.

When you make money, you come here to get close. Before, you were called Mr. Li, but when you make money, you call me Lao Li!

Li Yuanzhao was also very happy to hear this. This was the first time someone was so bold and dared to address his father, Lao Li.

Emperor Jing didn't care at all and said bluntly: "Thanks to the magistrate, the sales of tea are good. I plan to buy more goods when I return to Taoyuan County this time."

"It's easy to say! It's easy to say. You guys have come all the way and haven't eaten yet."

"Let's go to another place. There is a Qingchang House in this county. I'm going to be the host and treat a few of you to dinner today!"

The group of people went straight to Qingchang Tower without any courtesy.

Along the way, Li Yuanzhao was still looking around, seeing everything new. He didn't settle down until he entered Qingchang Tower and took a seat.

Before Fang Zheng could ask, Emperor Jing introduced him first: "Magistrate Fang, this is Li Yuan, the dog son. Take him out to see the world."

Li Yuanzhao casually cupped his hands and said, "I've seen Magistrate Fang."

"Oh, your noble son is so majestic! The tiger father has no sons!" No matter what, the rainbow fart was served first.

Li Yuanzhao raised his head proudly.

Ha, stupid.

After the introduction, Fang Zheng automatically ignored Guo Tianyang, and Li Yuanzhao and the two said straight to the point: "Old Li, how was the sales of the twenty kilograms of tea last time?"

"Thirteen thousand two hundred taels!"

Fang Zheng took a deep breath.

Hiss~! Good guy! This old Li has such a dark heart! Such a piece of shit sold for so much money, he is indeed a talent!

"Then...how much are you going to ask for this time?"

"How many magistrates do Fang have?"

"I can produce as much as you want!"

Fangzheng's joy has blossomed, and it seems that Lao Li has tasted the benefits, and this time he plans to invest all his wealth to buy a batch of tea.

After all, this thing is of low quality, and it is estimated that it will remain popular in the market for a while, and then we will start to develop truly good tea.

Let this old Li eat more while it's hot! At this time, everyone will make money after all!

Emperor Jing took a sip of tea and lowered his eyebrows in thought.

This tea is indeed not a good product. As the saying goes, rare things are valuable. How much can you get if you want them?

It seems that the high-quality Tianxian tea will not be sold for long, and it can only be harvested one or two more times!

"Two hundred catties, I want two hundred catties this time."

"No problem, I'll have someone help you stock up after you finish eating."

During the conversation, the waiter began to pass the dishes to the table one by one. At this time, Emperor Jing and others were already hungry.

My index finger moved when I saw the table full of various dishes.

Fang Zheng was in a good mood and pointed to a dish to introduce to Emperor Jing.

"Come! Try our most popular pork stewed vermicelli in Taoyuan County. It's so fragrant that you won't be able to put it down!"

Li Yuanzhao's chopsticks were halfway extended when he suddenly stopped and slowly retracted them.

"pork?"

"Yes, pork, pork belly, fat but not greasy, you will never forget it once you taste it!" Fang Zheng glanced sideways at Li Yuanzhao.

Haha, raw melon and eggs are raw melon and eggs.

Li Yuanzhao said with disdain: "Pork! No one eats it at all. Is this the way County Magistrate Fang treats guests?"

Yo! Come on!

Fang Zheng was very happy. It had been a long time since he had seen Thornhead!

Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Emperor Jing's cold voice.

"Li Yuan! Don't be unreasonable! Don't blame County Magistrate Fang. The dog is young and ignorant, and does not know etiquette. I hope you will forgive me."

Fang Zheng waved his hand: "It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! Why call yourself a young man if you are not arrogant!? This is what young people should be like!"

Hearing this, Li Yuanzhao glanced at Fang Zhengyi unexpectedly, and then he bowed his head to eat honestly.

Fang Zhengyi continued to explain: "This pork, although it is cheap meat, is a rare delicacy in our Taoyuan County."

"The pork from Taoyuan County is extremely delicious and has no fishy smell. It is far better than mutton. If you don't believe me, give it a try!"

Emperor Jing didn't doubt that he was there. He took out a piece of pork with his chopsticks, put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully.

Then he praised: "Sure enough! It's fat but not greasy! It has a strong fragrance! It's amazing! It's amazing!"

After Guo Tianyang and Li Yuanzhao finished listening, they each picked up a chopstick.

After tasting it carefully, everyone showed a look of surprise.

Not salty, not bland, delicious!

Guo Tianyang couldn't help but ask: "This pork is so magical. Is Magistrate Fang a different breed of pig from Taoyuan County?"

Fang Zheng smiled and shook his head: "No! No!"

"This matter is not a secret! In fact, this pig is a castrated pig!"

Guo Tianyang's face suddenly darkened.

"Pigs are inherently ferocious. After they are castrated when they are young, they become extremely docile, grow meat very quickly, and they no longer smell bad when they grow up!"

"The same is true for humans! You see, castrated people generally look taller and have a peaceful temperament. Most importantly, they can extend their lifespan! Hmm~ But after castration, people should be very sexy."

"So this castration is actually a university subject! Those who have been castrated are good!"

Fang Zheng stretched out his thumb and shook it, revealing two rows of white teeth.

CNM!

Guo Tianyang wanted to kill Fang Zhengyi immediately.

I ate twice in total, and I had to reflect on it every time I ate! What grudge do we have against you?

Li Yuanzhao's eyes couldn't help but drift towards Guo Tianyang, and his shoulders kept shaking.

What was in his mouth was about to spurt out.

The thigh under the table was twisted around by Emperor Jing before it stopped.

"Ah, eat, why don't you eat, Mr. Guo?" Guo Da looked a little unhappy.

Master Fang's noble character of helping others emerged.

He put a piece of pork belly into Guo Tianyang's bowl.

"Mr. Guo, please don't feel grudge just because this pig is castrated."

"This castrated pig is a pig with elegant interests, a pig that is fresh and refined, a pig that serves the people! It is rare to have all the dust roots removed!"

"This pork not only tastes good, but it can also strengthen your body! If you eat more, you may be able to regain your second youth in the future! Come! Eat!"

"Pfft!" The pork in Emperor Jing's mouth spurted out before he could swallow it.

"Sorry! Ahem, I choked...ahem..."

"Ah, Lao Li, you are too careless!"

Guo Tianyang stuffed the pork into his mouth with an expressionless expression, grinding it with his teeth...

Fang Zhengyi, our family is not done with you! ! !

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