The boy chuckled: "All this filth flowed away along the pipe."
"Because Taoyuan County has a high terrain, there are large pits outside the county dedicated to collecting waste. Some people who don't have flush toilets at home will have special dumpers to collect the waste and transport it to the pits."
Guo Tianyang thought for a moment and quickly discovered something was wrong!
"If so many things are flushed every time, wouldn't the pipe at the end be blocked?"
The boy clapped his hands and said, "Sir, you are smart! In fact, this pothole is not big at all and it is not far from the downstream river! But a special water wheel is used. It is said that the power of the water wheel can transfer the filth to other places? "
"Transfer to where?"
"Next door county."
Emperor Jing: "..."
Guo Tianyang: "..."
The boy said with some enthusiasm: "As for the pipeline, it is the largest project in our county. The whole county has been working on it for two years!"
"I was also involved in it at the beginning."
"Our county magistrate has said! Dung pits must be kept away from Taohua County, otherwise the dirt will sink into the ground over time and the water will become bitter!
The water in our Taoyuan County is good! Fresh and sweet! People from the neighboring counties come here to buy water, don’t let people feel cold! "
"The county magistrate is kind-hearted and hates that others cannot drink good water!"
Damn kindness! If you throw your excrement into other people's homes, your water will be sweet. How can you still have the nerve to sell water? !
Guo Tianyang had a look of hatred on his face. We have never seen such a mean person in the palace!
Emperor Jing's throat felt a little tight, and he felt sick in his heart, because the water in the capital was really bitter. Could this be the reason?
"Oh, it's really not easy to repair the pipeline. Our county magistrate is also thinking of connecting it to the moat in the capital. Anyway, there are many people in the capital."
"If it weren't for the fact that it's too far away, the terrain is complicated, and the water wheel isn't powerful enough, I guess it would be possible!"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang immediately glared at each other!
This damn Hua'er's wickedness!
"Is this manure going to waste? Don't you farm?"
"A part will be set aside, but this county does not make money from farming." The waiter did not notice the look in their eyes and continued: "Our toilets don't have toilet chips, so we have prepared water guns and toilet paper."
As he spoke, he took out something that looked like a wooden faucet from behind the toilet.
"Look, there's a handle here. You can press it and the water will come out."
As he spoke, the boy pressed the handle, and a stream of water spurted out.
"This water gun has an independent water tank, filled with salt water. Our county magistrate told us that we can only wash it clean with salt water! All the inns in the county are equipped like this!"
“Someone will come to replenish this salt water for you every morning, or if it’s not enough, you can just pull the rope.”
Guo Tianyang’s eyes lit up! This is good! so convenient
Emperor Jing covered his forehead and felt dizzy. Washing his butt with salt water was so luxurious!
The boy then opened a secret compartment next to the toilet, revealing a stack of white paper.
"After rinsing, you can use this paper to dry it and throw it in the wastebasket so that someone can collect it. We have already kneaded this paper and there is not enough for you to ask for again."
"Wipe your butt with paper!?"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang looked shocked at the same time!
Seeing that the two of them were confused, the boy explained: "Oh...I feel so ashamed to talk about this paper."
"This store can only provide this kind of paper. It is still a bit hard to use. I heard that the paper used in the yamen is as soft as facial tissue."
"By the way, if you go to public restrooms outside, you will use this toilet paper. Our county magistrate doesn't allow you to use the toilet paper because it's unhygienic, so the county doesn't have it either."
"I have to tell you two something! When the county magistrate promoted this toilet paper, many people were not used to it. There was a fool named Zhang Biao next to him. He sewed someone up when he saw someone using toilet paper!"
"When you see him, be sure not to provoke him. This man has a mole on his forehead. He looks unattractive but has great strength and a bad mind!"
"Toothbrushes and face towels are laid out for you on the side. If you have any other questions, please call me at any time. I'm leaving first!"
The two of them were shocked beyond measure, and their assholes tightened at the same time.
Emperor Jing waved his hand feebly and dismissed the boy.
I turned around and saw the toothbrush and face towel on the side.
There is a mirror above that I haven’t noticed yet!
Looking at myself clearly visible in the mirror, there are some wrinkles on my face and my temples are slightly white.
I couldn't help but reach out and touch it. This mirror... turned out to be so magical! ?
Then he smiled bitterly: "Am I getting old?"
"Why is everything here so unheard of..."
When Guo Tianyang saw that the boy had left, he rushed to the hidden compartment like a mad dog pouncing on his food. He took out a dozen papers and rubbed them vigorously.
"Your Majesty! It's good paper! It's good paper! It can be written on!"
Emperor Jing looked at the white paper and nodded: "I know, I'm tired. I'll look for a chance to meet the local county magistrate tomorrow. I want to see what kind of strange person can manage a small county like this!" "
.......
Taoyuan County Government Office, backyard
"Xiao Tao, your massage technique is far worse than the girl from Xueyuelou! Be gentle!"
Fang Zheng slumped on the recliner, chewing preserved fruit, and spoke a little slurred.
Behind him is a pretty maid with bright eyes.
The maid's name is Fang Yutao. She is an orphan adopted by Fang Zheng six years ago. She was also named by Fang Zheng. She is now twenty-eight years old.
Fang Zhengyi's dissatisfied voice was heard.
Xiao Tao pushed hard and said, "Then you go to Xueyue Tower!"
"Okay...I'll go."
Fang Zheng stood up lazily, and then was pushed back by Xiao Tao.
He squeezed it hard with both hands.
"Yes! Just maintain this intensity."
Xiao Tao gritted her teeth and pinched it, and Zhang Biao walked in.
"Master! My brothers have news that the two new businessmen who came to the city are here to do the porcelain business."
"Do you want to bring someone here!?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said dissatisfied: "Why are you so anxious! Are you used to being a thief?"
"They will come after the time comes."
"Today is different from the past. Many industries in the county have just started, and many things need to be exported and formalized!"
"It would be bad if we cooperate with others and cause public resentment to boil over. That is not a long-term solution!"
"Based on my young master's political achievements, I can be promoted at any time. If a master with a grudge in his heart comes out, young master, why don't I just enter the court?"
"Zhang Biao, you are expecting me to leave quickly!"
Zhang Biao bared his teeth and said, "Don't worry, young master! No one can take you away. As long as I, Zhang Biao, are here, you will die in Taoyuan County!"
"roll!"
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