Chapter 84 Canned Horse Manure

Style: Historical Author: Mo TingyueWords: 2162Update Time: 24/01/12 19:25:12
Lin Feng asked someone to bring the military blanket, boil some water, and set up several fires.

"Let's all warm up by the fire. Which army are you in?"

The little bastards couldn't withstand the power of nature, let alone Lin Feng's injuries.

"We are the Marine Corps. Thank you for the hot water."

"You see, it's different after receiving our education. You are polite when you speak. Then you will be the most elite and fiercest unit among the little devils."

Xiao Baga nodded, his whole face looked like a purple eggplant, and his eyebrows were covered with frost.

"Get them some food later. Zhang Dabiao, as the commander of the biochemical army, I have a task for you."

Originally, he was still watching the excitement, but when he heard what Lin Feng said, Zhang Dabiao ran away, knowing very well what this kid was going to do.

"Come back here, you are disobedient and disrespectful."

"Quickly pull him down. I don't want to be exposed to that shit anymore, and I don't want to be the commander of your biochemical army. You can look for whoever you want."

Lin Feng looked at Zhang Dabiao running away, couldn't help but shake his head, and quickly assigned the task to others.

"The bald people around here raise horses and mules. Go get me all the horse dung from the breeding farms!"

Everyone is a little surprised, what kind of trick is Lin Feng trying to play? You're not going to bombard the little devils, are you?

When the collection was almost complete, Lin Feng had people prepare some cans, added some water to seal them, turned them into new cans, and quietly transported them to the fortifications built by the little devils.

The boys were probably still having a meeting to discuss their next move, but they didn't expect that Lin Feng had already taken advantage of the shelling break to change the situation.

He brought back all the canned food that the little devils eat every day, and put a pot on it so that the little devils could cook and eat by themselves.

With so many prisoners, this is a big weight in negotiations.

By the time the little devils came up with a solution, it was already past ten in the morning. Knowing that all their men had surrendered, the angry little devils all cursed their mothers.

"Baga, these bastards!"

Swearing is enough, the landing force had to be reorganized, and another 2,000 people were sent to strengthen defenses in the fortifications that had been built.

Zhang Dabiao smiled.

"These idiots have been fooled again!"

Lin Feng didn't want to watch it this time, because he was afraid that he would laugh so hard that he couldn't stand upright, so he specially adjusted the drone to a high magnification to broadcast live to everyone.

The captured Japanese soldiers also happened to see it and stared at the screen with some curiosity.

All I saw was the panting little Japanese who was tired from reinforcing the fortifications, drinking water from the kettle and touching the can.

Lin Feng slapped his thigh.

"That's too bad. I forgot to add something to their water!"

Zhang Dabiao curled his lips, as if to say, I have thought of what you forgot.

"I made them mix it up with horse urine and poured all the expired beer in it."

Lin Feng felt a little sorry for this wave of Japanese. It was not easy.

Who would have thought that this group of little devils drank so much that they thought this was the taste of beer.

When they had almost finished drinking, they opened the can of horse manure again, and the sour smell was disgusting.

The little devil thought the canned food had gone bad, but since there was nothing else to eat, he could only take a bite to see if he could eat it.

But with this mouthful, the excrement fermented for a day and night in the horse's intestines, and the strong smell instantly made the little devil vomit it out.

"Baga, this is horse excrement, there is something wrong with all the cans!"

A kid with glasses and a really bad look in his eyes actually burped when he heard what the commander said.

"belch…"

But just this one move made all the little devils present vomit, and by the end of the vomiting, bile almost came out.

The Eighth Route Army was laughing and holding his stomach, and the captured little Japanese squatting on the ground was laughing like he was watching a movie, but in response, his own people were laughing even harder!

This group of Japanese soldiers were extremely unlucky. They drank the water with added water and ate canned horse manure, and soon they all fell ill.

There are simply not enough toilets, and the diarrhea is getting worse.

The subsequent troops also had problems and did not cooperate with the navy in tactics. Didn't keep up at all.

The more than 3,000 Japanese soldiers who landed one after another looked like abandoned children.

Lin Feng saw that the kid didn't take any measures, so he had antidiarrheal medicine delivered overnight.

"If you surrender, I will give you antidiarrheal medicine, otherwise you will pull out your intestines."

"Yoshi! We surrender, please give us the medicine quickly!"

Lin Feng had people give out the medicine and wait until these bastards no longer had diarrhea before taking them back to the camp. Otherwise, they would have to block the toilets in the camp.

Seeing that there were still 1,500 Japs here, these prisoners were also trapped, and the two groups of Japs looked at each other.

"Why are you bastards so stunned when you look at bastards? We are all fellow countrymen, let's say hello."

The Eighth Route Army in charge of the guards smiled while arranging territory for the little devils and asked them to be honest.

Lin Feng collected equipment for 3,500 people, but it was of no use. Even the most inferior troops here would not use it.

The guerrillas thought this thing was cumbersome, so they simply distributed it to the people nearby and attacked lone Japanese soldiers when they encountered them.

The Eighth Route Army was also dispatched to guide these people.

This is more than 3,000 guns and more than 3,000 soldiers.

The little devil who is alone will be beaten into a wolf's nest if he encounters him.

The little devil was quite honest, but there was no food for them, and those cans would be eaten sooner or later, so Zhang Dabiao came up with a bad idea.

"Let them go fishing and throw all the old cannonballs into the sea. Then let them catch the fish themselves and cook their own food."

Lin Feng thought that this was feasible, so he quickly made preparations to borrow a dozen small boats from fishermen.

"Our rules here do not support idle people. You will organize some people to catch all the fish from the sea. This is your ration."

After seeing Lin Feng's methods, the little devil was already frightened and obeyed the orders one by one.

Zhang Dabiao took the captured mortar paoda

A burst of artillery fire was directed at the sea.

"Okay, keep an eye on it when fishing, and go quickly!"

More than 100 selected Xiao Baga had rich experience as fishermen. They set up small boats and fished out the fish that were killed by the shells, weighing more than 3,000 kilograms.

"This will be enough for them to eat for a while. Add some cornmeal to their rations."

These little devils are a lot more honest. They have food to eat and don't have to worry about being killed, so they are happy and safe. Stay here with Lin Feng.

It is better than dying under the bullets of war and becoming a lonely ghost.

As time went by, the little bagas went out to sea to fish and catch crabs, and the people nearby were willing to trade millet with them.

Both sides get what they need, and the little Baga can occasionally change their rations.