Brother, let me tell you a little news, you are going to prepare a big red envelope for me again. "
"Oh? Are you planning to divorce and start a new relationship?"
The next second, Qian Zhubin's voice came from the phone: "Old Mo, I won't let you do this. Let me tell you, Zhou Yaling and I are true love."
Hearing this, Mo Jingchun curled his lips and said, "Look at how anxious you are, haven't you heard that brothers always try to persuade peace rather than separation? You actually don't believe me, my brother's cousin."
"Maoxian, you just said that."
"You told me the good news so early in the morning, you're pregnant, right? How about that, what did the fortune teller across from the county hospital say, son or daughter?"
On the other end of the phone, Zhou Yaling and Qian Zhubin looked at each other, and they both saw surprise in each other's eyes.
I was surprised how Mo Jingchun knew the news, and how did he know that when they asked the doctor whether it was a son or a daughter, the doctor said lightly, "You should go to a fortune teller to decide whether to have a son or a daughter. What a coincidence." , there is a blind fortune teller opposite the hospital entrance."
As a result, they couldn't bear their curiosity and they actually ran to ask. "Brother, how did you know that the doctor asked us to ask the fortune teller in front of the county hospital?"
The corner of Mo Jingchun's mouth raised slightly, "Look at the fuss you made. Whenever you have nothing to do at home, you infiltrate the village's intelligence organization.
I know that the doctor who performed the examination at the county hospital gave the same answer every time he asked whether he was a son or a daughter. "
"Ah? Then we were deceived, and A Bin and I foolishly went to tell fortunes."
Looking at the receding high-rise buildings outside the car window, Mo Jingchun said meaningfully: "You were cheated? That's not necessarily true. The fortune teller's predictions are very accurate. When my mother was pregnant with Candy, she did the fortune telling."
After being pregnant for three years, Zhou Yaling on the other end of the phone had not yet reacted, thinking that the fortune teller had real skills and could predict the birth of a son or a daughter. But Qian Zhubin, who was usually silly, reacted.
How could this blind man be a fortune teller? He was clearly in cahoots with the doctor. As for why no one had reported him for so many years, it was because everyone was happy and no one was in harm's way.
I have to say, this model is really awesome.
Even if it is reported, there is no evidence, no one can prove that it is related to the doctor, at most it can be found that the fortune teller has "real" ability.
While his wife was still bragging to Mo Jingchun about how awesome the blind fortune teller was, Qian Zhubin could already imagine that Mo Jingchun over there was trying not to laugh out loud, and he might almost be suffocating.
The corner of his mouth twitched, Qian Zhubin coughed, lightly touched his wife's arm and whispered: "Ahem, wife, why don't you hang up first? I have to call our parents."
Zhou Yaling turned around and looked at Qian Zhubin with a strange expression. It was not too late. Just when Zhou Yaling was about to say a few words to Mo Jingchun on the other end of the phone, the phone was handed over to Mo Jingchun at some point. Hang up.
"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard." After hanging up the phone, Mo Jingchun laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh. He almost couldn't help laughing just now, so dangerous.
Seeing Qian Zhubin's helpless look, an angry Zhou Yaling said angrily: "Look, my brother heard me and hung up the phone."
"Honey, do you think there is a possibility that my eldest cousin hung up the phone simply because he couldn't help but want to laugh."
"Actually, what my cousin meant just now is not that the blind fortune teller is so awesome, but that the fortune teller and the doctor who does the examination should cooperate inside and outside to run a small business together."
"What the hell... Yeah..." Zhou Yaling also realized the problem, and her voice was not as loud as before.
"It's so embarrassing. I used to hear people say that one pregnancy makes you stupid for three years. I didn't believe it, but now I do."
Qian Zhubin standing aside could only smile and dare not say a word. It is better to follow the experience summarized by our predecessors. After your wife becomes pregnant, just follow her.
After returning home, Mo Jingchun saw Li Xuanyu lying alone on the sofa watching TV, and said with a smile:
"I'm back."
The air conditioner was on, and the room was warm. Mo Jingchun took off his down jacket, hung it on the hanger, put on a pair of clean slippers, and then walked towards the sofa.
After taking two candied oranges, Mo Jingchun asked: "Isn't the candy up yet?"
"Nope."
Mo Jingchun nodded and handed the peeled honey orange to Li Xuanyu. "By the way, let me tell you something. On my way back, Zhou Yaling called me."
Hearing this, Li Xuanyu looked at Mo Jingchun curiously, "What did you say?" "I'm pregnant. Let me prepare a big red envelope."
Pregnant... Li Xuanyu was stunned. She was pregnant just a short time after getting married. For Li Xuanyu, who has always wanted a child, she is really envious!
Sighing, Li Xuanyu asked in a resentful tone: "When did the two of us have such good luck?"
"If it doesn't work, let's go to the hospital for a closer check?"
Looking at Li Xuanyu's eagerness to try, Mo Jingchun twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "No need to check, it's my problem, to be precise, it was caused by one of my scientific research projects.
But don’t worry, it shouldn’t be long before you can be like me. "
When I heard that Mo Jingchun had a physical problem, I was confused and at the same time angry that this guy still wanted to be like him.
"We're both the same, so it's even more difficult to get pregnant." "Who said that?"
Mo Jingchun paused for a moment, then slowly explained: "There is a section in the high school biology textbook that talks about a knowledge point, which is that during the evolution of species, reproductive isolation will occur.
You may also be curious about why I have been so worried and worried some time ago. Now I tell you that I am fine. That is because my latest scientific research project is gene optimization, which is now being tested on humans. No.
In the event of an accident, the results will be available soon. "
Li Xuanyu, who was lying on the sofa, was stunned and asked in disbelief: "You actually experimented on yourself."
"No." Mo Jingchun shook his head and rejected. "My body is optimized for another reason."
On the third floor, Candy was playing a game with Zero excitedly. At this moment, the bedroom door was suddenly opened. Candy was shocked.
When she found out that the person who came was her sister-in-law and not her brother, Guangdang took out the mobile phone that she had hidden for the first time from under the pillow.
"Sister-in-law, why are you here?"
Li Xuanyu, who was in a much better mood, smiled and said, "Of course your brother sent me up to remind you that it's time to get up and do your homework."
"Right away! Sister-in-law, I'll get up as soon as I finish playing this game, okay?" "Okay."
