Almost all the shops on Lu Zhen Street were rented by Er Fool. Some of them were damaged by some natural forces and scared away the bosses. In a short time, Er Fool was able to obtain a large number of vacancies in Lu Zhen with almost no effort. He stores his own umbrellas in his shop, but can he really sell his umbrellas?
There was no sign of rain at all. After many days of sunny weather, people had almost forgotten the concept of rain. What's more, it was impossible to prepare rain gear.
But for some reason this day, after a day of strong winds, the sky gradually changed. It was no longer so sultry. The clouds gradually gathered together, becoming thick and suffocating.
"I'm afraid it's going to rain." Someone said.
"Isn't it? I think it won't make it through today. It will rain tonight at most. If you don't believe it, we can bet." Another person expressed his opinion.
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At this moment, heavy rain fell from the sky in an instant, and turbid rainwater flowed out from some ditches. At this time, the entire Lu Town, including some villages connected to it, began to rain continuously. It rains, and it rains really non-stop. This time, it lasts for almost more than a month.
It’s impossible to travel without an umbrella. No, some people started looking for idiots to buy umbrellas from them. But by this time, these idiots seemed to have become less stupid and raised the price a lot. An umbrella usually costs If it's one yuan, at this point, it won't be sold until it costs fifty yuan.
People have no way to do this, because they have to go out, go to see a doctor, or hear that their relatives are trapped in a ditch, and they have to rescue them. Otherwise, people will be dead in a short time.
It was impossible not to go out, and it had been raining non-stop for more than a month, and the only ones selling umbrellas seemed to be these two idiots. The price was naturally higher than in the past, and they almost sold for a sky-high price, but there was nothing we could do. Who told me to go out to do things? Who told me to rain for a month at a time?
Soon after, all the umbrellas that the two fools had accumulated in Lu Town were sold out. Of course, the business was very profitable. At night, they often laughed out loud in their dreams.
We sold out all the umbrellas. For some reason, the rain in the sky gradually stopped. It was sunny and windy again. The sky was clear with almost no clouds. It was as clear as water. It was as beautiful as it could be. Standing in a deserted place in the wilderness , breathing the clean and refreshing air, and the bad mood, at this time, all drifted away in the wind and ceased to exist.
People bought Er Fool's umbrella back as an emergency, and they didn't care about the quality of the goods at the time. However, when they looked at it afterwards, they found something was wrong. The umbrella melted instantly when it was soaked by the rain. In order to make a fortune, he really went out of his way to paste it with paper. It was better now, but when it was soaked by rain, it showed its original shape, dilapidated and could no longer be used.
Of course, some people are thinking of going to the second fool to settle the score, forcing him to pay compensation, passing off inferior goods as good ones, and treating others as fools?
But at this time, the second fool had already left Lu Town and returned to the deserted village. He hid in his house and did not come out to see anyone else. Those who thought about compensating for their losses could only sigh in vain and had no choice at all. I have the nerve to say it, because once something like this is said, people will know who is the one making the joke? Of course I'm not a fool.
That night, Uncle Hua went out of the house. Suddenly, he came up with an idea. He had to talk to Er Fool. Because he was making a lot of money, it seemed inappropriate not to deal with him. In the future, Yeah, you’re embarrassed when you encounter her, aren’t you?
But for some unknown reason, Aunt Hua grabbed Uncle Hua and seemed to not allow him to go to Er Fool's house. As for the reason for this, it was naturally a bit unspeakable, and she couldn't say it out loud. She was afraid that it would not sound good, and it was not as good as anything. Not saying it would be better.
Uncle Hua had no choice but to sneak out of his house and head towards Er Fool's house. Of course, the purpose of going there was just to chat with him, talk about some ancient things, or praise him for his deeds. , maybe, when someone is happy, this will give him some benefits, at least give him some money, right?
Otherwise, it would be impossible for Uncle Hua to join in the fun.
The second idiot was sitting in his house. There were already many women in front of the door. They were all very good-looking, and it would be fair to say they looked like immortals. They stayed in front of other people's houses, smiling flatteringly. Flatter these two idiots.
But the second idiot didn't want to associate with these women. He felt that being with these old ladies would be a humiliation for himself. He would be sorry for his ancestors and it would not be nice to spread the news. She was not as good as Hua Bo's daughter, who was an authentic yellow flower girl, not as good as those Ladies, all of them are absolutely filthy. They have never done any kind of things or slept with any kind of men. Just thinking about it makes me feel sick.
It would be better to have a relationship with a girl. With that kind of relationship, if people know about it, they will only give him a thumbs up. They will never spit, say dirty words, or even call him a human being.
While I was thinking this, I saw Uncle Hua approaching. Those old ladies, knowing that Er Fool had fallen in love with his daughter, were of course a bad family, so they blocked Er Fool's door one after another, almost It was airtight, and it was really difficult to get in. It seemed that if I didn't get under their crotches, and I didn't say all the nice things to them, I couldn't even think about it. I could only stay outside and drink the northwest wind.
The purpose of Uncle Hua's coming here is, of course, to please Yi Er, and to find a good home for the girl. Otherwise, in the future, when he is no longer alive, he will not have money to live, and it will not be a good idea to beg for money every day. That's right, otherwise, why would you have the audacity to show up in front of this idiot's house, say good things to him, and beg him to come to your home as a guest?
But that group of very thick-skinned old ladies were standing in front of Er Fool's door. No matter how Uncle Hua interceded, their answer was just one word, "Get out" and they were not allowed in. What could be done? , the only solution now is to let nature take its course. Otherwise, would Uncle Hua still dare to hit someone, and would he not want his life?
Those old ladies insisted that Uncle Hua get under their crotches, otherwise, there would be no way to watch the idiot counting money inside!
Uncle Hua went to the window and looked inside. There was so much money. He had obviously made a lot of money doing this business. The accumulated money was almost as high as a human being. It was very cute and made Uncle Hua drool. Well, it would be great if the money was his.
In order to go in and talk to the second fool, of course, there is nothing to say, but I just want to watch people count money, and the second fool doesn’t know how to count and can’t count. It’s better to let him go with the money. To count, you don’t need to count many times, just count once.
In order to count the money for others, Uncle Hua really got under the crotch of an old woman. At that time, countless people burst into laughter. They laughed at Uncle Hua, he was so blinded by money that he was so shameless. .
I don’t know why, but as soon as the flower uncle got under the crotch of an old woman, the sun in the sky dimmed instantly. Many clouds surrounded the sun, gradually surrounding it. Those clouds changed several times, It looks very unbearable and terrifying. Compared with it, ordinary ghosts seem to be inferior.
Those old ladies looked at the sky and it suddenly became like this. They knew they shouldn't treat Uncle Hua like this, and unknowingly they had offended God. At this time, they didn't dare to stay in front of Er Fool's house and shouted. , the birds and beasts scattered and left.
As soon as those old ladies left the door of Er Fool's house, a strong wind blew in the sky. At this time, those terrible clouds dispersed for a time, and a golden sun suddenly appeared in front of people. It was very beautiful and extremely beautiful. It's spectacular, with wisps of golden light shining on the earth, creating a beautiful look, which is really comforting.
Uncle Hua stayed by Er Fool's side and counted money for him. Sometimes while counting the money, when Er Fool wasn't paying attention, he would put some money in his pocket, and when he got home, he would take the money out to buy something. If you eat a lot of meat, if you don't eat meat, you will be in trouble.
"That's not right," the second idiot said after counting the money.
"What's wrong?" Hua Bo asked, pretending to be surprised.
"There's less money." said the second fool.
"How could this be less?" Only then did Hua Bo realize that he had underestimated the second fool. It turned out that he was not stupid, especially when counting money, he really couldn't get a penny. If he had known this, Why don't you come?
As he spoke, Uncle Hua stood up and wanted to look for money on the ground for the two fools. However, he searched all over the place to find the lost money, but there was nothing he could do. Yeah, at least that's what Uncle Hua thinks.
"Why is there less money?" The second idiot scratched his head for a moment, confused.
"Yes, why is there less money?" Hua Bo agreed.
But before Uncle Hua finished speaking, a lot of money fell out of his pocket. It turned out that his pocket was torn, and the money he put in it leaked out in an instant because he kept moving around. Come out, fall to the ground, and appear in front of Er Fool.
"What the hell," asked the second fool, "what's going on?"
"Well," Uncle Hua was a little at a loss for a moment, and after pondering for a while, he said, "Your money has crawled into my pocket on its own."
"Why?" The second fool seemed a little confused.
"Because," Hua Bo continued to lie to others, "Maybe it's getting late, and Qian wanted to find a place to sleep."
"Oh." The second idiot almost believed Uncle Hua's lies for a moment.
After Hua Bo said these words, he walked out of the house and was far away in an instant, wanting to go back to his own house.
"Oh, my money!" The second idiot saw so much money in Uncle Hua's pocket, and felt a little distressed for a moment. Then he was ready to get the money out and was not allowed to sleep there.
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