Er Fool felt bad for a moment, but there was nothing he could do about it. At that time, his stomach was very uncomfortable, and the toilet was very far away, so he couldn't walk in in a short while. As a matter of expediency, let's call Uncle Hua for a while. The main room was used as a latrine, and a lot of things were brought out.
At that time, many people saw it and chose to ignore it. They actually avoided the topic and gathered together with each other to chat, seemingly not taking it seriously.
"You still think that such a person is good?" Uncle Hua asked, confused, but no one answered. People just sat aside and pretended that this never happened.
At this time, someone came over quickly and swept away the shit that the second fool had pulled. For a moment, the room was really clean and spotless. Many people kept patting the second fool’s shoulders. , and everyone said that he was good.
"Young man, that's great!" someone said.
"Have ambition!" someone praised.
The second fool touched his head at this time. Standing in this crowded crowd, the second monk was also confused. He felt that he had a stomachache and accidentally pooped, and he suddenly became a promising person. Already?
Uncle Hua didn't want to see these two fools, they were so virtuous, and he wanted Xiao Hua to be with them. He was afraid that life in the future would be very difficult and would not make people laugh at him, so he was not optimistic about this matter and regretted it at that time. , and refused to agree.
But for some reason, people praised these two fools one after another, and even treated him like a treasure. Even the shit that this kid pooped out was said in an extremely beautiful way, saying that it was to suppress the bad luck in Uncle Hua's house. , otherwise, in the future, the ghost king may come to trouble him every day.
"Is this really true?" Uncle Hua touched the mole on his chin and asked with a smile.
"I lied to you that I was a puppy." Someone said very confidently.
Before you know it, the sky is getting dark, the front door is deserted, and the sound of the river flowing eastward can gradually be heard. At this time, the hustle and bustle of the day is gradually coming to an end, and the night is about to take place.
People dispersed one by one, including Er Fool, who did not dare to stay in Hua Bo's house, saying they were afraid of some unclean things. Hearing people talking like this, Hua Bo also wanted to escape from here. Fortunately, Aunt Hua caught her. It was raining continuously in front of the door, and she had reached a point of no escape.
What's more, the strong wind kept blowing, and some big trees fell down one after another at this time. The road to the deserted village was completely blocked in an instant. If you want to escape, you have to have wings, even if you can fly, then I can't escape either.
The Ghost King appeared again, wandering in front of Uncle Hua's house, saying that he wanted to go in for a wedding drink or something, but he originally refused because it was already dark, the building was empty, and it was lonely. It was time to rest and sleep. It's time.
Faced with this thing, of course Uncle Hua didn't allow it to enter the house. It was very unlucky, but it didn't work. He didn't seem to come in to play, look at some of the furnishings in the house, and talk to Aunt Hua. I won’t leave now if I have some free time.
For a moment, Uncle Hua had no choice but to let him in. Otherwise, if he offended this terrible ghost king, he would really be unable to eat and walk around, and he would even die without a burial place.
People dispersed one after another, otherwise, if the ghost king wanted to come in and harm the whole family, it would not be that easy. But people were no longer here at this time and left. They got into their houses early, closed the door, and placed a huge stone behind the door. Everything seemed to have nothing to do with them.
This ghost king is used to living a romantic life, and has harmed many women. Not to mention beautiful women like Aunt Hua, even those who have lost their hands and are blind, he will not let them go and force them to have something to do with them. , it is really annoying, almost every household is on guard against it, always pay attention to it, there are many people who want to die with it.
In front of this powerful existence, Uncle Hua did not dare to resist in any way. At this time, he even wanted to slip out and simply run away, so as not to feel uncomfortable seeing something unpleasant.
No, with a baggage on his shoulders, he was ready to leave the house, escape to the road, leave his home, go to a place where there was no ghost king, and live a peaceful life.
At this moment, I found that the ghost king seemed to be afraid to enter his house. He just kept wandering around, wanting to go in or not. He didn't know what the purpose of this thing was for a while. He looked up at the sky and saw the rain. The fall was getting worse. The roads were now muddy, the wind was howling loudly, and there were rocks and other objects mixed in. It was extremely unsafe.
After taking a look at the sky, Hua Bo didn't want to go out at this time. The ghost king wasn't coming in anyway, so it would be better to stay in his own room.
At this time, I thought of Er Fool. It was all because of him taking a dump in his main room. Otherwise, this ghost king might have no scruples. He really could come in whenever he wanted, and no one would dare to say "no" to him. .
The Ghost King wandered around for a while, but finally did not dare to come in. He stayed away from him, covering his nose, and disappeared into the depths of the night without knowing where he was.
A few days later, Uncle Hua met Er Fool by the river. Seeing him with his little flower, he was a little angry for a moment. He wanted to have a fit, but when he thought about him having a poop in his main room, he was frightened. After leaving the Ghost King, he had made a great contribution to himself, so he pretended not to see it, closed his eyes, and slipped away quietly.
The girl originally didn't want to be with these two fools. She thought he was not too smart and was extremely nasty. She wanted to do that as soon as they met. Compared with Shaoqiu, he was not on the same level at all. .
But she couldn't stand people saying good things about these two idiots over and over again. As time went by, even the girl began to doubt herself. Could it be that she was wrong?
In the face of powerful public opinion, the girl chose to compromise. Her arms could not twist her thighs. If she wanted to live in a deserted village, she had to follow the rules of the deserted village and never dare to make mistakes. Otherwise, she would suffer.
From then on, the girl and these two fools went to the riverside or to deserted places on the mountains every day to do that kind of thing. If Shaoqiu saw this, I'm sure he would be very jealous, and maybe even I don’t even want to live anymore.
Fortunately, Shaoqiu didn't know anything about all this. Whenever the girl went to the mountains or riverside to date the fool, he would open the book and take advantage of the fact that no one was making any noise outside. It was a great opportunity to study. I opened my arms and read a book loudly. Of course, if Shaoqiu knew that the girl had gone to the mountains and stayed with such a fool, would he still go to school?
The lung disease is already very serious. The doctors have already declared that he will not live long. In the next few days, he may die. If he does not want to die at this time, he cannot die because of the existence of the girl. Once he is no longer in this world, What should I do if I can't see the girl anymore and let her suffer the slander of the world?
For the sake of girls, just for girls, Shaoqiu started reading medical books. When it was late at night and everything was silent, people got into bed one after another, got into the bedclothes, and cuddled up with their lovers. When they were feeling sad and lonely, they felt lonely. All he could do was lie under the cold light and read the medical books bitterly.
At this time, not only were the other women having fun in bed with their husbands, but the young girls also went to the mountains, either staying in the cornfields or going to the weeds to talk to the two fools. Talking about love is so romantic and happy.
At this time, Hua Bo Shang would appear in front of his house from time to time. He would knock on the door if he had anything to do, borrow a brick from time to time, or just dig out a piece of wood for no reason, just in case he needed it in the future. The wall is broken, wouldn't it be good to repair it?
Of course, Hua Bo's main purpose at this time is to harass the scholar and not allow him to read. Otherwise, if he becomes smarter, outsmarts the two fools, becomes a rich man, and then becomes rampant in the world. , will you still take yourself seriously?
At that time, not only would the scholar not think highly of him, but he would also be laughed at, saying that he was short-sighted and looked down upon others. They even said that he was not a human being and would die a good death.
In order to prevent people from talking like this, Uncle Hua often stayed in front of Shaoqiu's house, constantly harassing him, and often took advantage of the darkness to chat with people or play cards and tell fortunes. When you are not paying attention, throw a stone into his house, or throw some unclean rats that have been dead for many days on him...
Shaoqiu had no idea about this and read the medical books wholeheartedly. He had to get better. Otherwise, in the future, he might not be able to protect the girl from wind and rain and give her a happy home.
But at this time, when Shaoqiu was fascinated by his book, Uncle Hua farted so loudly that it almost destroyed the room and scared Shaoqiu so much that he immediately Stop reading, put down the book, and when I walked out of the house, I saw only a blurry figure and nothing else.
I don’t know why, maybe he ate something poisonous or something, but the farts released by Uncle Hua were really terrible. It was poisonous for a time, and I was not clear-headed for a moment. There were signs of mild poisoning, and I felt dizzy. Damn it, if I want to read a book again, I can no longer read it.
Shaoqiu had no choice but to close the door and stop reading. At this time, for some unknown reason, it began to rain outside the door. A small amount of rain continued to fall. Listening to the sound of the rain was really very comfortable.
Of course, it was not just the people in the deserted village who were comfortable, Shaoqiu was no exception. While listening to the rain falling continuously outside, and thinking of the girl's charming smile, he gradually closed his eyes and fell into the depths of sleep, looking for The girl went to talk.
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