Chapter 751: Eating stinky shit

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"Uncle, what is this load you are carrying?" Shaoqiu asked puzzledly, looking at the stones in the basket.

"These are some good things. They have been placed here for so long. Fortunately, no one stole them. Otherwise, uncle, I might not want to live anymore." Uncle Hua lay on a stone for a while, stretching. The waist said so.

"Uncle, why do you want to carry a load of stones back?" Shaoqiu asked confusedly.

"This is not a stone, but a 'cold potato'. Are you thirsty? Do you want to eat one?" Uncle Hua smiled and handed a stone from the basket forward and placed it in Shaoqiu's hand. .

But once the cold potato in Hua Bo's eyes reaches Shaoqiu's hand, it is clearly a piece of smelly dog ​​shit in Shaoqiu's eyes, and it has nothing to do with the cold potato at all. When Shaoqiu saw Uncle Hua being so indifferent, he even put a piece of smelly dog ​​shit in the palm of his hand. For a moment, he thought it was a test of his sincerity towards Xiao Hua. Not only was he not angry, but he was also very happy. It seemed that soon After that, I will definitely be very sure about marrying Xiaohua.

"Eat it." Hua Bo saw that Shaoqiu looked at the smelly dog ​​shit in his hand but did not put it into his mouth. He was not angry for a moment and almost wanted to curse again.

Shaoqiu was really thirsty at this time. It would be great if there was a cold potato, but looking at the smelly dog ​​shit in his palm, he couldn't eat it no matter what.

"Eat quickly. After we finish eating, we and I still have to work and pick up these baskets of 'cold potatoes'. Otherwise, your aunt will accuse me again." After saying this, Uncle Hua stretched out his arms. He stretched his waist and yawned. Suddenly, he felt that it was going to rain. Seeing that Shaoqiu refused to eat the 'cold potatoes', he became a little angry.

"Are you going to eat or not?" Hua Bo almost yelled.

"Uncle," Shaoqiu said with a very ugly face, "This is really inedible."

"Oh, you think this one isn't pretty enough," Uncle Hua said as he picked out a better-looking and bigger "jelly potato" and stuffed it into Shaoqiu's hand. The stinking shit went into his own stomach at that time.

"It's delicious." Uncle Hua said with a smile while eating.

"Eat quickly." Uncle Hua urged.

Shaoqiu looked at the bigger and smellier piece of shit in his hand, and for a moment, he didn't know what to do. I originally wanted not to eat it, but if this happens, Uncle Hua may fall out and not marry Xiao Hua to him, so what should I do?

I didn't dare to eat it at first, but after looking at Uncle Hua's way of eating smelly dog ​​shit, I suddenly thought that I shouldn't eat this food. I can't endure such a little hardship. If I encounter some big storms in life in the future, But what to do, how to protect the little flower? So Shaoqiu swallowed the smelly dog ​​shit into his stomach bit by bit. He originally wanted to vomit, but it was inconvenient to do so in front of Uncle Hua, so he had to hold it back.

"Is it delicious?" Hua Bo asked.

"This..." Shaoqiu was silent for a moment.

"How does it taste?" Hua Bo smiled and continued to ask.

"It's... delicious." Shaoqiu was afraid that going against Hua Bo's wishes might be detrimental to him, so he had no choice but to say this against his will.

After that, Uncle Hua sat on a stone, rested for a while, looked at the long road, and then stood up in an instant. After eating and drinking, he had to walk.

"Let's go, you carry this burden, I will take the empty road." Hua Bo said.

Shaoqiu looked at this terrible load of stones, and for a moment, he wanted to pick it up, but he was afraid that he would not be able to do it. Seeing that Shaoqiu couldn't pick it up, Hua Bo turned around again and wanted to demonstrate to Shaoqiu how to pick up this load of stones.

In Hua Bo's opinion, this is really a load of "cold potatoes". Otherwise, without self-confidence, he would definitely not be able to pick it up. At this time, I felt that this was just a load of "cold potatoes", which weighed only a hundred or ten kilograms. Why couldn't I lift it? No, I twisted my waist and exerted a little force, and in an instant, the whole basket of stones was lifted away. Rising from the ground, Uncle Hua forced himself to pick up the thing weighing 1,800 kilograms.

"Damn it," Uncle Hua looked at Shaoqiu and cursed, "I can pick it up even if I flash my waist, why can't you pick it up?"

There was no way, so Shaoqiu had no choice but to keep trying, but every time he failed, he couldn't lift such a heavy stone. But if he doesn't pick her back, it won't work. Uncle Hua will look down on him, and then he will interfere with her and cause trouble. In this case, the matter between him and Xiao Hua will be ruined.

For the sake of Xiaohua and for himself to have a wife, Shaoqiu, who was seriously ill, gritted his teeth and used all his strength to pick up the stones. Seeing this, Uncle Hua's face felt Some faint smiles. But even though the burden was lifted, for some reason, I couldn't walk. It felt very heavy. The pole broke instantly.

Shaoqiu stood aside, coughing continuously due to excessive exertion. For some reason, Hua Bo felt very unwelcome. He walked forward and looked at his pole with an ugly expression on his face.

"What did you do? Don't be careful. If you break the pole now, I'm afraid you won't be able to pick these 'cold potatoes' back." Hua Bo scolded him.

At this moment, on the road, for some reason, an iron rod appeared out of nowhere, which could be used to pick these "cold potatoes". Uncle Hua then stepped forward, picked up the iron rod, wrapped the rope of the basket around the iron rod, tested the weight, and then handed it into Shaoqiu's hands, asking him to do it for him. Pick these goods into your own house yourself.

No matter what, Shaoqiu had already risked his life for the girl. He once again put the load of stones on his shoulders and walked slowly along the long ancient road with Hua Bo. The people I met on the road all said something about Shaoqiu. There were many treasures in Lu Zhen, such as pearls and agates. No matter what they were, they were more precious than these stones. Why should we give up those good goods and take these? Picking up broken stones and taking them home?

"What a fool." Passerby A said.

"Isn't that right?" Passerby Yi said, "He is really an incorrigible person."

Soon after, Shaoqiu tried his best to bring these broken stones into Uncle Hua's house. But at this moment, he saw Aunt Hua coming out. Without saying a word, he stopped those broken stones. Entering the house, in anger, he hurriedly poured the stones in the basket into the potholes on the roadside to fill some holes, so that he would feel more at ease when walking in the future, right?

After Shaoqiu placed the burden in front of Hua Bo's house, he left. For a moment, he almost fainted due to the excessive exertion. If he hadn't had some medical skills, he would have been dead by this time. After closing the door, Shaoqiu looked at the scars on his body. The iron pole pressed on his shoulder, causing it to bleed for a while.

But in Uncle Hua's house, something really big happened. Because Uncle Hua came back from the market, Aunt Hua didn't pick out some nice and beautiful things to bring into the house, but she brought back all these broken stones. It was really very strange. Angry and without saying a word, he bumped his head against a rock and was seriously injured at that time. Some people advised you to go see a doctor, otherwise, the condition is very likely to worsen in an instant, and it may not be easy to treat him by then.

Hua Bo didn't listen. At this moment, the woman who was watching him fell to the ground. There was blood flowing from her head, but when Hua Bo looked at her, for some reason, he couldn't see the blood, but only saw some water flowing out.

"Hurry up and find a way to treat him." Everyone advised him one after another.

"If we don't save him, if too much blood bleeds out, he may die," someone else said.

Uncle Hua went over to take a look and saw that there was no blood at all, it was just some water. He was not angry for a moment and felt that everyone was deceiving him. He roared, drove away the people who were watching the fun, and closed the room. He opened the door and let Aunt Hua lie down on the bed, while she just stood aside and watched boredly.

Aunt Hua was lying on the bed, constantly making bursts of painful sounds. After hitting her head like this, she was afraid that she would suffer a big loss. Maybe something serious would really happen. People were very worried and didn't want to leave at this time. They knocked on the door of the house one after another, trying to lure Uncle Hua out and opened the door so that they could go in to treat the injured.

However, Uncle Hua did not allow anyone to approach him, otherwise he would be punished with a sword. Everyone saw that Uncle Hua had a knife in his hand and did not dare to approach. At this time, they invited a wizard who knew a little about medical skills. They didn't want to go out, but they couldn't stand the harassment of people, so they had to go out and stand in front of Uncle Hua. In front of the house.

In the past, when the wizard treated the injured, he often did not use medicine. Instead, he used some spells to treat illnesses, burned some talismans, or stood in the vast darkness of night to pray and give blessings. Naturally, the sick person would be healed. He got better, and soon after, the disease he contracted disappeared. At this time, seeing that Uncle Hua refused to open the door, for a moment, he couldn't be too strong. He bowed to the dilapidated door and left in an instant, disappearing like a gust of wind.

Seeing that this was not the case, the kind-hearted people rushed into the house without saying a word. One of the thick men saw that Aunt Hua's head was bleeding and covered the wound. Uncle Hua was very angry when he saw that this man was so boring and flirting with his woman for no reason, and he started fighting with him.

People held down Uncle Hua, and some people invited the wizard again to cast spells on Aunt Hua, while others, without saying a word, held down the wound on Aunt Hua's head. Gradually, they saw Aunt Hua woke up leisurely.

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