Let’s say that the zombie and the witch were sitting in front of the door, blocking a cow for Shaoqiu. At that time, for some reason, the cow mistakenly thought that the place where Shaoqiu lived was his home, and wanted to go in because it was raining heavily outside and he had a cold. , and even kept coughing. In desperation, it seemed that if he didn't take shelter from the rain, he might not be able to survive.
Of course, Shaoqiu was already asleep at this time. Of course, he had no idea about Niu's plan. In his dream, he dreamed of the girl for no reason. He was holding hands with her, walking by the river, and sitting. On a clean stone, looking at the moon in the sky, pouring out the pain of lovesickness.
The zombie was very disapproving of the cow's imminent entry. He felt that it was someone else's house, and as a cow, he shouldn't go in and disturb it. So he grabbed the cow's tail and refused to let go. But the witch stood next to the cow, cursing loudly, and was still angry. After scratching the cow's nose and humiliating him, she immediately sat aside.
Of course the cow is a bull, otherwise, the witch wouldn't have kept scolding people to "cut off their heads and die". It's a pity that the cow doesn't understand, otherwise, she might be rude to her.
The zombie grabbed the cow's tail tightly and refused to let go. In this way, the cow seemed to feel that it was his fault and that he should not get into other people's houses. At this time, he sat down and lay on the ground. , mooing constantly, expressing his dissatisfaction to heaven in this way.
The cow intends to enter other people's houses. Although this move is abrupt, it is understandable. In addition, the cow entering other people's houses is also a happy and peaceful event, indicating that the other people's houses are about to prosper. Get up, otherwise, I would not risk the disapproval of the world and openly break into people's houses.
Of course, the witch's thoughts are also very unbearable, and she has no sense of adult beauty at all. She is afraid that this cow will really enter someone's house and make Shaoqiu extremely prosperous, rich, and married. This is not possible. good. Otherwise, why did he stop the cow that was about to enter the house? On the surface, it seemed to be helping him, but when he thought about it secretly, it was very unreasonable.
Shaoqiu really shouldn't go to sleep, otherwise, he would invite this cow into his residence. In this way, his luck will improve, and everything he does in the future will be prosperous, and his life will be prosperous. Good luck, good luck and good fortune. But otherwise, for some reason at this time, I felt very sleepy, fell into a deep sleep, and was dating a girl. I didn't know anything about such auspicious omens.
The zombies grabbed the cow's tail and refused to allow the cow to enter under any circumstances. This was of course done under the spell of the witch. The cow was also extremely frightened. He had never encountered anything like this in his life, and the appearance of the zombie was really unflattering. It was so frightened that the cow couldn't help but tremble and wanted to run away several times. , but because he was caught by the tail and still wanted to escape, I was afraid that he would not be able to do so.
It was already raining heavily outside the door. The witch sat aside and cursed the cow continuously, while the zombie grabbed the cow's tail and refused to let go. For a moment, it was so quiet that you could almost hear Shaoqiu snoring. The witch was afraid that after Shaoqiu woke up, she would put the cow into her house. In this way, she would be blessed by the gods. , if it rains, it will rain.
The night was still very dark, and it seemed that it was still far away from dawn. At this time, the witch stepped forward and put a piece of talisman paper on the cow's head, with some unfamiliar handwriting on it. There was this thing on the cow's head. For a moment, it seemed that it didn't quite recognize the form. It no longer struggled desperately in front of the zombies, but began to act coquettishly.
Although the strength of an ox is very powerful, it seems to be a little inferior to that of a zombie. Once a zombie's powerful hands grab something, it will be like a mouthful of spit. It is simply not as good as an iron sand palm. Otherwise, Niu would not have acted coquettishly for no reason. Although the behavior was not very good-looking and even a bit far-fetched, it finally made the zombie understand its meaning.
Seeing this, the zombie rode on the back of the cow, shouted, walked out of the house, and kept walking forward. At this time, because there was a piece of paper on the cow's head, which was made by the witch, it suddenly became a problem to walk. It was not stable. Every time it took a step, it had to rest, because one foot was already unstable. So convenient.
The cow limped away, with a zombie riding on its back. The witch walked behind and drove her away from time to time. Otherwise, the cow would not be able to walk a few steps. It was raining heavily outside at this time, but this did not stop the witch's intention at all. Her idea was just to drive away the cows and not bring good luck to Shaoqiu. Otherwise, she might have some problems with her plan. hinder.
When we walked to a deserted place in the wilderness, a zombie jumped off the cow's back. The cow was also very angry at this time. When a cow's temper comes up, it is also very scary. It picked its horns at the zombie and knocked it over at that time. I lay on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time. Seeing this, the witch was not angry for a moment. She remembered the bad things she had done with the zombies in the past, so she stepped in and spat on the zombie's face to drive away the evil spirit. Otherwise, she would be regarded as herself in the future. When sleeping, you may see that scary pale face again for no reason.
Of course, this is secondary. The main reason is that the zombie once bit me. This is also because the witch was careless. In the middle of the night, after the Ghost Festival, she lay down on the bed and screamed after being busy for a while. As she fell asleep, she didn't expect that this zombie would come into her house for no reason that night. As for how this dog thief got in, she couldn't figure it out. To this day, the witch is still at a loss about this matter.
At this time, I saw the cow picking one of its horns, and I burst out laughing. The laugh was so frightened that I immediately ran away like a stone, not daring to stay in that place. The opportunity was not to be missed. The witch saw that the zombie seemed to be injured, otherwise, she would not have been lying on the ground for a long time without being able to get up. Thinking of the past actions of this dog thief, she felt quite resentful at this time, and continued to treat him without saying a word. spitting.
"Destroy, destroy, destroy," the witch chanted while spitting.
However, the zombie suddenly pounced forward and bit the witch on the head again, which caused blood to flow from the bite. For a moment, the witch covered her ears and sat aside, shouting continuously.
Seeing that the zombie was not a problem, he was afraid that it would be detrimental to him if things continued like this. He saw the witch sitting on the side, repairing her ears and busy applying medicine. She took this opportunity to escape like the wind. It seemed that the zombie was about to disappear, but the witch was not in a hurry. She took off the talisman on the cow's head, rode on it, and chased the zombie.
Without the talisman, Niuzhi felt relaxed all over, and his movements were light and easy. He was no longer what he was before. At this time, he could even be said to be walking like flying. In an instant, he caught up with the zombies. The witch got off the cow's back and stood in front of the zombie, constantly scolding it and asking it why it dared to bite her.
For a period of time after that, the witch and zombies did not appear for a while, and it was unknown where they went.
Until this day, in the construction site of Uncle Hua's family, people saw the appearance of the witch again. Of course, the reason why she appeared in that construction site was just to supervise the zombies. Otherwise, once she escaped, she would only be caught if she tried to catch her. I'm afraid it won't work.
The zombie is carrying a stone. Such a huge stone cannot be carried by three or four people. However, the zombie is so strong that one person can carry two or three such stones. Of course, this was something that the witch had forced her to do, otherwise she wouldn't have done such unbearable physical work at the construction site.
On the zombie's head, the witch affixed a very dirty black talisman paper with some maggots crawling around on it. When the zombie wasn't paying attention, she got into it. It went into the mouth.
The zombie didn't know anything about this. He thought it was some delicious food and swallowed it at that time. After eating, he kept smiling at the witch. His teeth were very ugly and yellow. It's also missing its front teeth.
"Is it delicious?" the witch asked while whipping the zombie.
"Wow...''" The zombie didn't know how to speak for a moment, so he could only keep nodding and screaming.
While working, Shaoqiu was also present, of course invited by Uncle Hua. Although this zombie works well, it doesn't have much sense of direction. It often has to transport construction materials such as stones to some inexplicable places, and even carries some stones on its back when leaving the construction site. A small earth temple was built in the distance, so he kept digging his head into it, saying that he was tired and wanted to sleep in his own home.
Of course, because the door is very small, a drill cannot get through, and the end is often stuck. At this time, we have to ask Shaoqiu to take action, get the zombie's head out, and continue working on the construction site. Son.
When eating, zombies want to eat something different because they are different from humans. Of course, the food must be clean, otherwise the zombies will not eat it. You also have to drink some wine, and someone has to take care of you. Otherwise, once you get drunk and do something, you will be so powerful that no one can deal with it.
At this time, Uncle Hua asked Shaoqiu to accompany him and persuaded the zombie to drink less. Although the zombie might not understand this, he could still understand it.
The witch was sitting next to Uncle Hua and was respected and loved by everyone. Unlike Shaoqiu, she had to be slapped by zombies even when she was drinking. I don’t know where Shaoqiu is not in its eyes. Otherwise, why would he hit someone?
"Read quickly." Hua Bo said when he saw Shaoqiu being beaten.
"Yes, read quickly." Someone echoed.
Perhaps in the eyes of people in deserted villages, Shaoqiu's reading is just like a monk reciting sutras. Otherwise, he would not be put together with zombies. Kind people think that if something happens, Shaoqiu can study. If he recites Dharma words, let alone a mere zombie, even if an old ghost comes, so what!
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