After Uncle Feng came back from working in the mountains that day, he had nowhere to go. Lu Zhen said that he did not dare to go because he made a mistake last time and fell into the sewer. If it were not for the blessing of Bodhisattva, he would not be able to go. He might be dead now.
On this big mountain, for some reason, a silly woman appeared for no apparent reason. She appeared near Uncle Feng's fields from time to time, making Uncle Feng feel a little uncomfortable for a moment, because it was somewhat inappropriate to be with such a silly woman. I know, I can gossip about myself. But there is no way to get rid of this person, so she has to be like this. She loves everything, what can she do to others?
But for some reason that day, this stupid woman actually followed Uncle Feng into her house. She couldn't drive him away. If she stayed, it wouldn't be a problem. If she couldn't control it for a moment and did that to him, wouldn't it be? Is something big happening? A few years ago, there was someone in the deserted village who had done that with a stupid woman and was accused of rape. He spent several years in jail. After he was released, he contracted an illness and died soon after.
Uncle Feng encountered this matter for a moment, and he really didn't know what to do. Maybe he really blamed himself for being too lustful, otherwise, why would this stupid woman follow him? Of course, this is not a big problem during the day, but at night, it is not so easy to deal with. This silly woman seems to know some magic. The door is obviously locked, but as long as this silly woman takes a look, damn it , the door naturally opened.
"Damn, I really didn't practice cultivation in my previous life." Uncle Feng was lying on the bed, thinking in his heart.
It was raining continuously outside the door. In the melancholy sound of the rain, Uncle Feng thought about Widow Liu and felt that it would be great if he could sleep with Widow Liu. This life would be fucking worth it! But it didn't work. There seemed to be someone knocking on the door. The sound was extremely soft. If you didn't listen carefully, it could be said that you couldn't hear it for a while. I didn't know who was knocking on the door.
At this time, Uncle Feng leaned on the window and looked out. Under the faint moonlight, a woman with disheveled hair was slapping her hands continuously, as if cursing Uncle Feng for his early death. Uncle Feng suddenly got some ladles for scooping out feces and water in the toilet. Once this crazy woman broke into his house, he would greet her with feces and urine and get rid of her spells. Otherwise, he would spend his whole life. It seems impossible to live a good life.
Of course, if there is a fight, it will definitely not work if this good man does not fight with the woman. At most, he will just curse a few wild words. Otherwise, what else can he do?
No, Uncle Feng started scolding me again. Hearing the scolding voice, the silly woman seemed to have some thoughts at this time. Soon after, she left and disappeared into the depths of the night, unknown to where she went.
Uncle Feng had been working on the mountain for a day, and he was very tired now. He wished that silly woman would leave, otherwise, if he had an affair with her, the news would spread throughout the deserted village, saying that he was a useless person. It can only be matched with a stupid woman. Uncle Feng would rather die than ask such an unintelligent woman to be his wife. Otherwise, he would not be happy no matter what.
At this time, when he saw that stupid woman running away after being scolded by him, he clapped his hands and laughed. He really had a way. No, the terrible woman finally couldn't stand the scolding by him, and actually ran away, not daring to stay in his own house. A spell is cast in front of the door.
Not long after, suddenly, I heard someone banging on the door of the house again. It was so late at night, and there were still people who were so ignorant. How could I not sleep? "I'll fuck you!" Uncle Feng cursed casually.
Just when he was about to scold me again, for some reason, the door was originally closed, but it just opened by itself. The stupid woman stood in front of him, and behind her, stood an even stupider woman, who looked a bit... Lao, I dare you to be the mother of that stupid woman.
After the silly woman pushed her mother into Uncle Feng's house, she went out very wisely. After going out, she didn't forget to close the door. After taking a few steps gently, she disappeared like a gust of wind.
"Fuck!" Uncle Feng saw such a stupid and old woman standing in front of his bed. He didn't dare to sleep for a moment, so he ran out of the house and left like a gust of wind.
After leaving the house, for some reason, it was a sunny day in the sky, but in the blink of an eye, it began to rain randomly. Uncle Feng did not dare to stay in the heavy rain, otherwise, he might not be able to survive if he got sick. , then no one will visit you.
I had no choice but to sneak into my house again. Before entering, I leaned on the window and looked inside. I saw that stupid woman's mother lying on her bed, humming and laughing as if she was dreaming. , it sounds very scary. Uncle Feng didn't want to go in, but it was raining and there was a tornado not far away. If he didn't hide in, his life might be lost.
At this time, Uncle Feng wanted to drive that stupid woman's mother out. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a problem to pester him every day. For his own reputation and to stand upright in front of others, this was the only way. However, that stupid woman's mother seemed to know that once she went out and let the tornado blow, there would be no one there. Therefore, she refused to go out. Not only did she not go out, she even got into Uncle Feng's quilt. I covered my head with a quilt, and it seemed that I would never get out.
The weather outside was really weird. Uncle Feng was also very compassionate for a moment. He felt that it would not be a problem to drive this woman out, so he had to let her sleep in his bed. Otherwise, what else could he do?
In desperation, Uncle Feng had no choice but to huddle in a dilapidated woodshed. It just so happened that after these days, Uncle Feng did not go to the mountain to cut firewood, so he still felt a little comfortable living in that woodshed since it was not so crowded. After a good sleep, when it was daylight, Uncle Feng came out of his house, but the silly woman's mother was still sleeping on her big bed, snoring so loudly that it made everyone in the deserted village laugh. You can smell it.
After going up the mountain, Uncle Feng let out a long sigh and finally got rid of that silly woman. Otherwise, once people know about it, it will be difficult to do well. It was really useful to sit next to a rock on the mountain and look at the clouds in the sky. At this moment, the silly woman stood in front of me again, smiling constantly, and this smile even seemed a little evil. , Uncle Feng really didn't dare to look at her, and even spat a mouthful of bloody phlegm on the ground. In this way, he showed his attitude to the stupid woman: he had absolutely no intention of falling in love with her.
However, for some unknown reason, the silly woman did not leave. Instead, she stood aside very patiently, pulling out weeds in the ground for Uncle Feng. Moreover, the speed of pulling weeds was faster than that of ordinary people, and there was no damage at all. Seeing the crops, Uncle Feng was a little moved for a moment.
"Go away, I beg you, don't stand in my land again. Otherwise, after Widow Liu comes and sees this scene, she may not have any contact with me in the future." Uncle Feng looked at As that silly woman begged.
However, the silly woman not only refused to leave, she even came over. No, she actually hugged Uncle Feng. This was a shock to Uncle Feng, because the silly woman was so strong that she almost scared him. The uncle hugged her and wanted to break free from her hand, but for a moment, he really couldn't.
The stupid woman looked mediocre and thin, but somehow her strength was so huge that she hugged Uncle Feng. No matter how hard Uncle Feng struggled, it was all in vain, and he couldn't escape at all. "You fucking...put me down quickly...otherwise, it won't be a problem if people see you." Uncle Feng said while struggling.
At this moment, someone came and walked through Uncle Feng’s field. When they saw this scene, they all covered their mouths and smiled. At that time, someone directly scattered flowers for Uncle Feng and said blessing words. What a happy couple for a hundred years, and how to live together forever. Ha, these are all disgusting words. But Uncle Feng was not interested in this silly woman at all. He couldn't get away at this moment, otherwise, he would not let this person hug him.
After finally breaking free from the silly woman's embrace, Uncle Feng quickly left the mountain and returned to his house in the blink of an eye. But the stupid woman had to follow him for some reason, otherwise she would be very unhappy and even shed tears.
There is no other way, Uncle Feng has no choice but to let the stupid woman follow him, otherwise what else can he do?
On the way back, the people who met Uncle Feng lost their usual enthusiasm and even started to spit, because such a character is really hard to compliment. Some people even said that Uncle Feng is not a human being, how can he be with a stupid woman? Doesn't this mean he is raping someone?
Uncle Feng didn't know how to answer these words for a while. At this time, he could only vent his resentment on the stupid woman. If he didn't drive this stupid woman away, he would not be able to live his life. But for some reason, even if Uncle Feng threatened him with a knife, that stupid woman was not afraid and insisted on following Uncle Feng.
There was no other way, so Uncle Feng had no choice but to keep running away. Otherwise, he might not be able to get rid of this stupid woman. But after running for a while, I don’t know why. It may be that my legs and feet are inconvenient or something, or it may be that the Bodhisattva did not protect me. Otherwise, how could he fall off the cliff?
After falling from such a high place, Uncle Feng was lying quietly on a stone. His whole body was twitching. He might have been seriously injured. For a while, he couldn't get up, so he had to lie there. The residence let out a long sigh. Although he was injured, thinking that he was finally free from the stalking of that silly woman, his mood gradually improved, and a smile appeared on his face.
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