On a rainy day, Uncle Feng couldn't go to the mountains to work for a while. It was the market, so he went to Lu Town with several villagers. The women who went to Luzhen with Uncle Feng refused to talk to him when they saw him. Even if they said a word, they had to spit, otherwise they would be afraid that Uncle Feng would misunderstand them. , said that she fell in love with him, and then followed him every day, making people laugh for no reason, which was not a big deal.
There were really a lot of people in Lu Zhen that day. When the show was about to end, Uncle Feng was going to sell a pancake. Otherwise, if he didn’t give something to that silly woman, he would be afraid that she would go to the rape field with him to do that kind of thing. It's not easy to get it. With this piece of oil cake, things will be easier to handle.
After buying a pancake, Uncle Feng walked on Luzhen Street while humming a song. The bluestone paved roads had just had a burst of rain and were very clean. They were not stained by dust and the light was discernible. Up there, very comfortable. Although it is a clean road and the road is extremely wide, for some reason, there are only a few pedestrians walking on the bluestone road. They all look trembling with fear, as if there are poisonous snakes on the road. Otherwise, how could it happen? Is it like this?
Some people didn't even dare to walk, and just crawled forward, as if the place they were walking in was a swamp. If they were not careful, there would be unparalleled disaster waiting for them.
Seeing those people being so cautious, Uncle Feng couldn't help but laugh, and then yelled at those people, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Is your leg broken?"
However, those people did not answer Uncle Feng's words and crawled forward. Soon after, they disappeared. Like a gust of wind, for a moment, it seemed that Uncle Feng was the only one left in this empty street.
Not only was Uncle Feng careless, he was walking and even jumping and running. But at this moment, for some unknown reason, he stepped on a piece of bluestone, missed the step, and fell down together with the piece of bluestone. .
For a moment, he fell into the darkness, and Uncle Feng didn't know what was going on. At this time, he recalled the way those people walked, and then he realized that there was some truth. If he had known this, he should be like that. But it was already too late to regret it. At this time, I had to think of a way to escape from here, otherwise, I might die here.
Outside, two people came carrying a stone. The stone weighed more than a thousand kilograms. Fortunately, they were two strong men. Otherwise, trying to lift such a huge stone would be nothing more than a dream. The two men carried such a huge stone slowly to the trap, and then covered the trap. Maybe they were doing a good deed, fearing that some blind people would fall down and fall into the trap.
In order to cover this trap, the stone used cannot be small. Otherwise, some people with ulterior motives may remove it while others are not paying attention, and it will not play a role in protecting people's lives and property. At this time, there is such a big stone weighing more than a thousand kilograms. After all, no one can move it away, and those who are blind and have inconvenient legs and feet will definitely not fall if they get here.
After the two strong men pressed the thousand-jin stone against the gap in the road, they left immediately, no longer worried that anyone would fall.
Uncle Feng stayed below and originally wanted to climb up, but after such a stone was pressed into the gap, it was impossible to remove the thousand-kilogram stone no matter how hard he tried. I had no choice but to sit down below. At this time, everything had to be resigned to fate. Otherwise, what else could I do?
It was really dark in the sewer, and I couldn't even see my fingers. How could a place like this be a place for people to stay? At this moment, a light appeared for no reason. Under this light, Uncle Feng saw a poisonous snake flash in front of his eyes and then disappeared.
"Damn, I was here just now. Why can't I see it in the blink of an eye?" Uncle Feng looked for the poisonous snake under the dim light. Otherwise, he might really be bitten by it.
After searching for a while, for some reason, a gust of wind blew out the light. It was really dark here and now. It would be impossible to find the poisonous snake.
Uncle Feng had no choice but to stop looking. He sat helplessly on a stone, leaning against the wall, and let out a long sigh. At this time, he pushed the stone on top. It was really a ghost, and he couldn't push it away at all.
Since he couldn't push, Uncle Feng stopped pushing and sat on a cold stone. For some reason, there was a lot of shit on the stone. He touched it with his hand and smelled it, and immediately vomited. The smell made him vomit. , what is it if it’s not shit? At this time, I didn't dare to sit anymore, so I stood up immediately, but I didn't dare to walk around, because there was a venomous snake in the darkness. If I accidentally stepped on it, it would be bad.
I had no choice but to sit on the stone with shit on it. Although it was very dirty, it was better than being bitten by a poisonous snake. After sitting for a while, I don't know why. It's not dark yet, so why do I feel like sleeping all of a sudden?
Uncle Feng didn't dare to sleep in a place like this, because there were poisonous snakes around him and there was a lone lamp hanging here. It was so weird that he had to find a way to escape from this place no matter what. Otherwise, if things continued like this, it wouldn't take long for him to There is no one left.
However, Uncle Feng was very sleepy at this time. Soon after, he closed his eyes and fell asleep. Just as he was about to fall asleep, his reason told him that he could not stay in this place of right and wrong for long, so he stood up, but he could not push away the stone on his head.
Uncle Feng had no choice but to stay in the sewer. At this time, the sleepiness was getting thicker, and he fell into a deep sleep. For a moment, the lone lamp hung above his head, emitting light and illuminating everything around him. However, at this time, Uncle Feng did not want to open his eyes. , I can just roughly see a ray of light in front of me.
Lu Zhen Street was completely empty, with no pedestrians at all. Even if there were any, they were just stupid people walking in a hurry. Passing by this trap, they only glanced at the stone and didn't think about it at all. There are people under this rock. Moreover, Uncle Feng was deeply asleep at this time and did not call for help. People passing by here could not hear him even if they had ears for the wind.
At night, for some unknown reason, it suddenly started to rain heavily. The ravines were filled with muddy water, garbage, and even some unclean things. Some muddy water flowed into the sewer where Uncle Feng was staying, and the smelly water drenched him all over. It was cold and biting, and from time to time, Uncle Feng couldn't stop coughing.
Because of the sound of coughing, people walking by could vaguely feel the presence of someone in the sewer, and they all stopped to watch. At this moment, a big buffalo came out of nowhere, with sharp horns and a thick neck. It's scary. At that time, no one dared to stop and eavesdrop. From time to time, no one ran along the empty street.
At this time, a security comrade with sharp ears seemed to hear someone in the sewer, and he was ready to go to the rescue. At this moment, the cow rushed over, picked up the security guard's horn without any care, picked it up at that time, waved it in front of the people of Lu Zhen for a while, and then took it. He threw it away far away, lying in a piece of turbid water, twitching constantly.
After driving the people away, the cow was lying on the stone weighing a thousand kilograms. For a while, almost no one dared to approach. Moreover, this cow kept mooing, and its sound was a hundred times stronger than that of ordinary cows. For some reason, some jackals would be frightened if they heard this sound.
Of course, Uncle Feng had no idea what was happening outside. When I opened my eyes at this time, the surroundings were still pitch black, and I couldn't see anything at all. Even if I saw some, it was just some illusory things I saw because my eyes were blurred. In fact, they were not a thing at all.
"You are so perverted." At this moment, Uncle Feng heard someone speaking.
"You can just die there." Later I heard Uncle Zhang say this again.
Uncle Feng knew something was wrong and didn't want to die here, so he kept shouting for help in his heart, but the answer he got was only a long silence and no one came to rescue him.
"Help!" Uncle Feng finally shouted loudly, but when Uncle Feng called for help, the cows outside kept mooing. The sound was of course louder than Uncle Feng's, even ten times louder.
As for Uncle Feng's cry for help, people outside couldn't hear anything at all. After shouting like this for a while, Uncle Feng had no strength left in his body, so he stopped calling for help and sat on the stone full of shit, talking nonsense.
"You are so perverted." At this time, another voice appeared in his ear. Listening to this voice, Uncle Feng fell into despair for a moment.
In this despair, Uncle Feng heard the voices of people in the deserted village. However, this place was far away from the deserted village, almost as far away as Yunnan is from Beijing. How could he hear them? Uncle Feng really didn't understand it for a moment, but after all, there was someone accompanying him at this time, so he wasn't too scared.
"Go to hell." At this moment, someone seemed to hear someone saying to Uncle Feng. After saying this, he fell silent again.
"Help." Uncle Feng kept calling for help, but no one listened. There was silence at this time. The previous jeers could no longer be heard, and were replaced by death-like silence.
Although he heard many people talking, no one saved him at all. At this time, Uncle Feng really didn't know what to do. He sat down on a rock and could only resign himself to his fate.
"You're so horny." That voice was heard again.
When Uncle Feng heard this voice, he couldn't help but shed tears. If he had known that he would end up like this, he wouldn't have been so lustful at the beginning. But there is no use regretting it.
————
