It was another market day, and the gangster went to Lu Town with a gun on his back. Although the state explicitly banned guns, in this deserted village, the sky was high and the emperor was far away, so no one reported him for a while. Walking on Luzhen Street with a gun in hand, passers-by, whether they are some gangsters or rogue villains, see the black bandits and avoid them one after another, never daring to have any conflict with them, even if the black bandits are in their own area He was slapped on the face, but he didn't dare to say anything.
Of course there are police in Lu Town, but in this remote place, even the police are afraid because they heard that they will suffer a bloody disaster in the future, and they dare not take the law too seriously in the process of enforcing the law. Granted, but there is nothing that can be done.
No, after the policeman had his fortune told, he knew that he would be in serious trouble soon. He met the gangster and saw him walking swaggering on the street, acting recklessly, and he didn't dare to say anything. Wherever the black bandits passed, there was a scene of shock, and everyone fled one after another, not daring to stay for a moment. Otherwise, they would have been shot in vain. Who would they turn to to take their own lives? The black bandit had been wandering on the street for a day, so he was a little thirsty, but he didn't want to drink water, because since he got this gun, he had money, and he wanted to drink water because it didn't taste good. After drinking something delicious, I saw a stall on the street.
At this time, the black bandit stepped forward, gun in hand, and stood in front of the stall owner. However, the stall owner did not dare to say anything in the face of this fierce-looking man. While the black bandit was talking to him, he ate a lot of other people's sweet potatoes, and when he came across one that was difficult to peel, even if it was a big one, he didn't want it at this time because he couldn't peel it and it made it dirty and muddy. It was covered with dirt and even dirt from some of my fingernails, which looked very unsightly.
Of course, seeing that his jicama had become like this, even dirtier than feces, and as a stall owner, although he felt very distressed, he did not dare to say "no" because he saw this black bandit carrying A gun may offend you a little, but if you shoot yourself, it will be bad. At this time, the black bandit was also followed by several brothers. Originally, he followed the black bandit in order to get some money, steal some money, or grab some things. This was all good.
Moreover, following this black bandit on the streets of Luzhen, even if he was caught by people, he would not dare to do anything to himself. At most, he would just sigh. Some people even saw the gangster's brother coming, and took the initiative to welcome these people back to their houses, and then served them with wine and meat. At night, this opened the door for them, and they went out on their own excuses. , gave this bed to the gangster's brother, and wasn't the rather beautiful woman wearing nothing lying on the bed his wife?
These people followed the black bandit every day, and this day they gathered in front of the cold potato stall owner again. They saw the black bandit eating the cold potato for nothing. At this time, they also came up to him and praised the coolness of the stall owner. The potatoes are well planted, so start peeling them and eat them. When a customer asked Hei Bandit if the cold potatoes were delicious, Hei Bandit said loudly, "It's not delicious!"
Therefore, the cold potatoes were sold until night, and people on the streets of Luzhen went back to the capital one after another. And this cold potato vendor couldn't even sell a single cold potato. At this time, a lot of the cold potatoes were eaten by the gangsters, and the rest was already unsightly. He wanted to sell these cold potatoes again. Go, I'm afraid it won't work.
"You can't sell your cold potatoes." The black bandit looked at the stall owner and said.
"If you can't sell it, you have to sell it. You can't pick it back. Besides, the big ship going back this time is gone, so it has to be sold. Otherwise, I won't have the strength to pick it back for such a long journey. "The stall owner said.
"Otherwise, just sell your cold potatoes to me." The black bandit said while burping.
"Okay." The stall owner replied with a smile.
"How much does it cost?" the gangster asked.
"How much do you give?" the stall owner asked.
"How about a dime?" the black bandit looked at the remaining cold potatoes and asked.
"What, there are at least hundreds of kilograms of goods, and you only give me ten cents?" The stall owner was very surprised.
"Yes." The black bandit looked serious.
Although there were only some unsightly jicama left, the good-looking ones were eaten by the black bandit, probably because he had a gun. Otherwise, the stall owner seemed to be a strong man, and he would not have to fight for it. But since someone has a gun, if you fight with them yourself, your life may be in danger. It's the lesser of two evils, so just be patient.
However, the stall owner believes that even if this is the case, no matter how ugly the remaining goods are, they should not be a problem if they are sold. After all, there are not a few people in Lu Town. In such a big town, these cold potatoes are not a problem at all. They can be sold, and they can even be sold at a good price.
However, the number of people on the street gradually decreased. People looked at the cold potatoes and found that each of them was either missing a piece of meat or had something like snot on them, so they did not dare to come forward to buy them. What's more, the gangster was also eating at the side and talking bad things about the cold potatoes to the customer. He even said that he had diarrhea after eating these cold potatoes.
People looked at the black bandit. There was really a lot of shit on his clothes and hands, and they claimed that the shit was caused by eating the cold potato. People don't dare to have diarrhea, because they are not going to play, but of course to visit relatives. If you have diarrhea, you look very ugly. Are you embarrassed to let your relatives see it?
Therefore, customers just took one look at it and did not dare to stay there, let alone buy the cold potato. At this time, the stall owner was very disgusted with this black bandit. He was eating his own food, but he would say bad things about his own cold potatoes, hindering his own business. He originally wanted to fight with him, but he looked at it. This black gun could only lower its head silently for a moment.
This black bandit really had diarrhea because he ate too many cold potatoes. He was not ashamed of it, but he used this attitude to publicize the bad qualities of this cold potato to passers-by. And after hearing what the black bandit said, people started to After looking at his look, I really believed it, shook my head, and left. The stall owner cried for a moment when he saw the gangster like this.
Yes, in front of this gun-wielding man, the stall owner was unable to deal with it for a moment. Even with his own strength, so what, this gun is extremely powerful, so what is strength? It was getting dark, but the stall owner only sold one jicama all day long, and this one was the smallest among all the jicama.
Not only that, but for some unknown reason, it also started to rain. It was very bad for the sweet potato sellers to encounter this rainy day, because people don’t feel thirsty on rainy days. This may be better for the candy sellers. Selling cold potatoes is definitely not an option. The weather suddenly turned rainy and snowy. People did not dare to go out at this time, and there were gunmen like gangsters, which made them even more afraid to go out.
The street was in a state of depression for a while, and the gangsters wanted to buy the hundreds of kilograms of goods for only ten cents because of the delicious cold potatoes. At first, the stall owner couldn't believe his ears when he heard the price offered by the gangster. But after looking at the sky and the empty street, he agreed.
In this way, the gangster bought the stall owner's 100 kilograms of cold potatoes for just one cent. When the stall owner was packing up his things, you could clearly see his tears. He had planted them on the mountain. It took him so much effort just to pick them from the mountain to Lu Zhen. I originally wanted to sell them in After harvesting the sweet potatoes, I cut two kilograms of beef in Luzhen and went back to drink. But looking at the ten cents in my hand, what could I buy with it?
After the stall owner left, the black bandit sat next to the cold potato again and kept shouting. Of course, he changed into a clean clothes at this time, and the rain and snow in the sky gradually stopped at this time. Not only that, the sky seemed to change from night to day in an instant, and the scorching sun moved back a little from the west sky, and the time seemed to still stay around the afternoon.
Because the weather was too hot, people came out of Luzhen one after another, walking around on the empty streets, either looking at this beautiful woman, or listening to the beautiful music floating in the air, but People came out this time mainly to walk to the black bandit's stall and then buy one or two sweet potatoes and go back. Of course, people went to the black bandit's stall to buy these sweet potatoes, mostly just to prevent the gunman from invading them. It seemed that as long as they bought a handful of sweet potatoes from this person, then this person would Even if a person has a heart like a snake or a scorpion, he will never do any harm to himself.
At this time, the weather was too hot, with a high temperature of 40 degrees Celsius, so people had to go out and hang out. When they saw the black bandit's cold potatoes, they had to buy them. But for some reason, Black Bandit's sweet potatoes, even though they are very ugly, crooked, and even covered with mud, cost a lot of money. One sweet potato costs almost a hundred yuan.
Although it is so expensive, people flock to it. It seems that they can't spend the hot night safely without eating a cold potato. Even if you spend more money, it is worth it.
So many cold potatoes were sold in the blink of an eye. Excluding the cost of 10 cents, the profit was really huge. At this time, taking the money, the gangster left Lu Town again. But when he left, he looked at the sky and saw that it was already late and night was coming.
When he was about to walk back, he found a large ship floating in the distance for some reason, and the ship docked right in front of the black bandits. The black bandit got on the big ship. At this time, a man was quietly counting the profits earned on this day through the skylight outside the ship's window, laughing so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.
