The car was still driving forward. Mr. Gou no longer wanted to stay in the car and had to get out of the car. Otherwise, it would be quite uneconomical to go to the battlefield. He wouldn't risk his life for the money.
After driving forward for an unknown amount of time, Mr. Dog wanted to get out of the car and pee as an excuse to escape. Moreover, the battlefield was approaching and he couldn't really go to the battlefield. Then he shouted loudly that he had a stomachache and kept rolling around in the carriage. He was even beaten severely by his comrades for this, but Master Gou didn't care about it for a while. Being able to go back alive at this time was the greatest happiness. What's Poison's plan? It can't kill anyone.
Seeing Master Gou making such a noise, it would be hard for the man who captured the young man to pretend not to see it, otherwise, this would just be telling the truth that he is a bad person. At this time, I saw the dog rolling around in the car, complaining that he had a stomachache, and he couldn't help but die, so he stopped the car and wanted the dog to go down and finish pooping before driving, otherwise , once the enemy hears this slaughtering pig-like cry, it will not be safe.
"Get down, don't fucking run away, otherwise, if you are caught, you will be subject to military law!" the officer said. Master Gou smiled and nodded, then hurriedly went down, even thinking of running away like a gust of wind, because the terrifying sound of fighting on the battlefield could already be seen in the distance. It was not that he was afraid of anything, but this time he He went to the battlefield purely for a few dollars. Now that he had the money, he was not such a stupid person to go to the battlefield again.
Mr. Dog hid in the bushes for a while. His stomach didn't hurt and he didn't feel like going to the toilet. He just wanted to find an excuse to escape. Who wants to fight for the enemy's country? Besides, there is still a flower girl waiting for him in the deserted village. Although she is just a widow, she is still a woman. Isn't it a hundred times better than staying in this rain of bullets?
After squatting in the grass for a while, Mr. Dog wanted to run away. At this moment, he heard the man who had captured the strong man shouting loudly, and even fired a shot into the air. He knew that Mr. Dog seemed to want to run away, otherwise it would have been so long. , haven’t you gotten on the bus yet? Mr. Gou stayed in the tangled grass for a while, when he heard the man calling him with a gun, so he pulled up his pants and quickly returned to the carriage, not daring to neglect, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.
After shitting like this three times, Mr. Dog was beaten a lot on the road, but for the money, even if he was beaten to death, it was worth it to Mr. Dog. Thinking that Mr. Dog was just having diarrhea, the man who caught him was no longer too wary of him. At this time, the sky was gradually getting dark, and ten steps away, the man's shadow was already blurry.
Seeing that the time had come, Master Gou told the escorting soldier that he wanted to get out of the car and go poop. It seemed that he was not allowed to get out of the car, so he would not be able to survive. When the people in the car saw that the dog man was not running away, but only got off the car to poop, they all persuaded the man escorting the car to let the dog man off. , no matter what, we are already grasshoppers on the same rope, we have to help each other, right?
Some people even thought that Master Gou was a sensible person at this time, so they took out some paper for wiping their buttocks, fearing that if Master Gou lost the paper and couldn't wipe his butt clean, and he sat in the same carriage with him, This is somehow inappropriate. After Master Gou took the paper handed over, he got out of the car again and looked at the sky. A waning moon was gradually rising. Many people had closed their doors in various places. In turbulent times and troubled times, Living a hard life.
"Hurry up, I'm waiting for you here!" The person escorting the car also felt like peeing at this time, so he also started peeing next to him. Because the dog master couldn't escape the last two times, he thought that this time it would be like this, so he started peeing next to him. He was no longer so guarded against it, and he didn't even bother to look at it. He just turned his back to Master Gou. Seeing the beautiful scenery of the lake and mountains, he was intoxicated for a moment.
Mr. Gou took advantage of the escort's guard to relax at this time. Because he had not escaped the previous two times, why was he still staring at him now? He was not a woman, so what was the point of going to the toilet? Not only is it unsightly, but it’s even a bit disgusting. It’s also unavoidable. Otherwise, who would want to watch this bitch poop?
The person escorting the car knew that the dog was timid and did not dare to escape. Of course, he would not watch him poop at this time, because it would have a certain impact on people's mood. And not long after, when the dinner was about to start, watching people poop so seriously had a great impact on the appetite.
Seeing that no one was looking at him, he knew that the man escorting the car was not on guard against him. No, he was sitting on the rock rolling cigarettes and smoking, and the people in the car were fighting with each other for some unknown reason. Of course, this was what Mr. Gou was talking about when he got off the car. Otherwise, how could the two of them fight?
While people were not paying attention to him, Master Gou escaped. However, before escaping, I didn't forget to take off my clothes and hang them in the tangled grass. At dusk and the night was getting darker, I couldn't see clearly at a glance. From a distance, I thought those clothes were people.
The driver who escorted the car smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he looked at the "dog master" again and saw that he was still there motionless, as if he was still defecating. At this time, he shouted loudly and even I started scolding my mother. "Your mother should hurry up!"
However, I couldn't hear anyone answer, so I was very angry, but because the people in the car started fighting, the voices were quite jeering, so I ignored them for a while, and just kept urging. Although it was so on the surface, secretly But it seems that he hopes that this dog man will pull slower and slower, because no one is willing to go to the battlefield. The man escorting the car saw that the "dog man" was still squatting in the grass, so he also sat down, rolled up the paper again, and wanted to smoke another one. Anyway, he wanted to take advantage of the dog man. When his superiors asked, he used this The answer is that this bitch is taking a shit.
However, almost an hour had passed, and the dog man was still staying in the bushes. This made the man escorting the car very angry, so he stepped forward without mercy and without saying a word, he just stood there Kicked in the ass. But what was kicked was just a piece of clothing, and Mr. Dog had already disappeared.
The man escorting the car opened fire at that moment, firing randomly in the direction he thought Mr. Dog was escaping. The machine gun was going crazy at this time, almost destroying the mountain. If he was hit by a shuttle, the consequences would be immediate. It's unbearable. Fortunately, Mr. Dog escaped. He had already escaped from the car escort and was running desperately in the valley. Otherwise, if the car escort was caught, he would be dead.
Mr. Gou was sitting in the valley, knowing that he had offended the escort. If he knew that he was staying in the valley counting money, I don't know how he would hate himself. However, Mr. Gou takes this money, which is not much, but is not much. With this money, he can go into a restaurant and have a good meal. There is no dog meat or beef. Next words.
However, with the money, the most important thing for Mr. Gou is to use it as bait to get the widow. If he can sleep with her, it will be quite good anyway. But at this time, I am alone in this valley. Although there is a waning moon hanging in the sky, it seems a bit desolate at this time. I am alone here. If I say I am not afraid, it will definitely be a lie. .
But at this moment, suddenly, I heard someone calling me. In this barren mountain, when Mr. Gou was sitting in a cave counting money under the faint moonlight, he heard someone calling him.
"Alas." Mr. Gou even responded at this time. But when Master Gou answered the person who called him, he strained his ears to listen again, but couldn't hear anything. This made Master Gou very scared. Just when he didn't know what to do, he heard someone calling him again. .
"Put the money down!" someone shouted.
With so much money in his arms, Master Gou put it on his shoulders and looked around. In the thick darkness of the night, he wondered who was calling him. Is there really a ghost?
I looked around and saw no one, not even a bird. Who would stay on this mountain in such a desolate place? But at this time, I heard someone calling me again. The voice was desolate, just like the sound of a small river flowing eastward.
"Have I offended God by taking so much money, and God is angry at this moment, so I have to put the money down myself?" Mr. Gou thought in his heart. I really put the money on the ground, but after walking a few steps, I felt that if I didn't have the money, it would be death, starvation would be death, and offending the gods would be death, so it was better to be a starved ghost.
Although Mr. Gou is a courageous person, he was frightened when he heard this sound. Because he was alone here and there were no more people. This fear was inevitable. Then he ran forward desperately, but the money on his shoulders was extremely heavy for a moment, and it started to rain. The road was slippery, and he accidentally fell down.
Fortunately, Mr. Gou was strong and not injured, but he did not dare to run wildly anymore, otherwise, he would feel more and more terrible. At this time, I was fleeing all the way, and I didn't know where I was. Looking around, I saw no one was around, the earth was vast, and the only thing left was the desolation of the human world.
Master Gou didn't know where he was. Although he was very scared, he was also a little relieved, because in this way, no one would know his whereabouts. Otherwise, if the escort knew about it and came over with a gun, wouldn't he be dead here?
The strong wind kept sweeping over, and a lot of rocks rolled down the mountain. Fortunately, God blessed him, otherwise, Mr. Dog might have died here. At this moment, he heard someone calling his name again. Although he knew him, it could be said that Mr. Gou did not know that person.
