The prince returned to the pier at this time, and the big ship on the pier was moored. There were some pretty beauties in the cabin. After the prince had eaten and drank enough, he saw that there were many beauties in the ship, so he joined in. In the past, I also wanted to find a beautiful woman for myself to play with. Anyway, I stayed alone at Luzhen Pier, facing the desolation of the setting sun, and felt quite lonely for a while, so I walked into a big ship. On this big ship, the owner of the ship could bear it for a while when he saw that the prince was so unclean and did not dare to accuse him. He just covered his nose, then turned around and left the bow of the ship, but returned to the cabin. Do you dare to escape?
Seeing that no one dared to do anything to him, the prince felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach after eating a lot of meat. He looked around and found no place where he could go to the toilet. On the bow of the boat, there was this place. Because the captain of the ship left, it seemed deserted for a while. Then he squatted on the bow of the big boat, took off his pants, and began to poop vigorously. He was very stingy in his life and was afraid that the fish in the river would eat his poop. Wouldn't that be an advantage for those fish? The prince is not a gentleman, does not understand the beauty of adulthood, and will definitely not mess with the fish, so he will not pull the shit into the river, but pull it all on the big boat.
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When the shipowner saw this person, he covered his nose even tighter for a moment, but he didn't dare to say anything, because it was said that Lu Zhenpo had many bad guys, and he would be scolded by this person. If he were to be stabbed, he would be So what should we do? If you can hide, just hide. For a moment, you are quite smart, pretending not to see, out of sight and out of mind. As for dirtying your big ship, just wash it off when the time comes.
The prince was squatting on the bow of the big ship and defecating, while the shipowner was hiding in the cabin and pretending not to know. However, despite this, he still watched with his eyes and covered his nose with his hands, his face blank and very worried. I feel wronged. The prince was in such a hurry that he even forgot to bring paper when he was pooping. After he finished defecating, he found that there was no paper on him at all, so he went to the cabin and asked the ship owner for paper to wipe his butt.
Maybe I ate too much. What I pooped out was loose feces, and there was a lot of it on my pants. I didn’t dare to put these pants on, otherwise they wouldn’t be pants anymore. When the boat owner saw that the visitor was so rude, he covered his nose and backed away. When he had no way to retreat, he turned around and looked at the river. If the prince dared to take a step forward, he would He was about to jump into the river.
"Boss, please beg for some paper." The prince stretched out his hand and begged the ship owner. His voice was of course very loud, making the ship owner shake his head. The hands covering his nose were using too much force. He had already covered his nose and it was bleeding.
"Okay, boss, please ask for some paper." The prince was very strong-willed. Seeing that the ship owner refused to give him paper, he believed that such a big boss could not even afford paper.
At this time, the boat owner actually cried "Wow" in fear, broke away from the prince's entanglement, and was no longer afraid of shit. He rushed out of the cabin, seemingly not even wanting the boat. He threw himself on the shore and patted the dust on his body. Wiping the tears on her face, she cursed softly. For a moment he blended into the crowd and disappeared.
The prince then walked into the crowd again. Seeing so many people looking at him, he felt quite embarrassed and did not dare to go. I had no choice but to sit by the river and along the bank, holding my trousers with one hand and stretching out my other hand, trying to ask for some paper.
Let's say that the black bandit was also in Lu Town at this time. He was walking alone by the river and wanted to see the flowers on the river. The way the flowers swayed in the wind was really poetic. The black bandit had been busy all day, and when he had some free time, he walked to the river and wanted to breathe fresh air. Not only for this, he knew that Huagu also went to Luzhen, and they made an appointment with each other last night to meet by the river in Luzhen. At this time, he was sitting on a stone, crossing his legs and looking at the clouds in the sky. He felt very comfortable and hummed a song softly.
"Okay, let's ask for some paper!" At this moment, he found a hand stretched out in front of him. At first glance, he saw that it was a man in tattered clothes, with a lot of thin feces all over his body, and he also vomited.
The gangster was suspicious and didn't know where this person came from. Seeing such rudeness, he also stretched out his fist at this time, but he was afraid of provoking the gangster. Then he would be weak and unable to fight against him. Then he remained silent and allowed the prince to get close to him. He just wanted to get by in this way.
At this time, the prince actually grabbed a corner of the black bandit's clothes. Seeing that he refused to give him a piece of paper, he used his shirt to wipe the loose shit on his body. The black bandit yelled at this time and originally wanted his life, but the fortune teller said that something would happen to him this year and he would not survive this year. Thinking of this, he retracted his outstretched fist for a moment, not daring to fight. He pretended not to know and let the man use his own clothes to wipe the smelly yellow feces on his body.
The prince wiped a handful of the thin excrement with the black bandit's clothes. He was happy now. He smelled his body and found that it didn't smell bad. It was even smelling of flowers. He couldn't help but feel happy now. And looking at this black bandit, a man who is a dignified man, should be subjected to such a shame and humiliation. It is really unreasonable. No, he was so angry that tears fell one by one. He wished he could kill this god-killer to relieve the hatred in his heart.
At this moment, Hua Gu came over and had a blind date with the gangster. This was the first time that the gangster dated Hua Gu, but what impression did he give to Hua Gu? Don't look at anything else, just look at this black gangster's clothes. It's just not clean. Why is there still shit on it? Hua Gu didn't even look at it at this time, so she left angrily and spat on the ground. It seemed that she would never be able to date this gangster again.
"Hua Gu, you don't have to be afraid, can you listen to my explanation?" The black bandit wanted to rush over at this time, and seemed to want to hug Hua Gu, which shocked Hua Gu. This person was so unhygienic that he even wanted to use feces Come and hug yourself, scream at this moment, saying that if you take one more step, she will die.
"Okay, okay, I won't come over. I'll just stand here. I want to say one more word to you, just one word, okay?" the black bandit asked.
"No, I will never meet you again, get lost!" Hua Gu dropped these words and disappeared on the streets of Luzhen. It seemed that she would never be found again among the crowds.
At this time, on the bank of the river, he saw the man covered in shit again. This man might be hungry at this time. He came up to the black bandit and stretched out his hand, wanting to ask him for some more. Spend money. The black bandit looked at this person with blood spurting out of his eyes. At this time, he really hated this person to the core. No, he wanted to fight him to the death.
"Fuck your old mother!" the black bandit roared. He didn't care about anything at this time. He raised his fists and hit the man like raindrops. With such momentum, he seemed willing to take the risk of his life.
After beating for a while, the prince was lying on the ground, motionless, and his whole body was in a mess. Only then did the black bandit feel regretful, he really shouldn't have beaten this person. No, I accidentally beat this man to death. What should I do?
The black bandit cried now. He knew that he had killed someone, and if he killed someone, he would usually have to pay with his life, but he still thought about Hua Gu, so he couldn't just die like this. Sitting next to the prince at this time, I no longer disliked how dirty the shit on his body was. I lay on the prince's body and started artificial respiration. I didn't dare to do it at first, because the shit he had pulled out was so dirty. It was too dirty, but if he didn't save this man, he would have to risk his life. He didn't care about it for a while, so he stepped forward, threw himself on the man, and started cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
After a while, the dirty man finally coughed and came back to life. The black bandit then left him and patted the thin shit on his body, but he couldn't get it off. But he didn't care about it anymore and ran away as fast as he could.
