We are all old acquaintances, Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva...
Lu Bu's past memory fists are sealed in the ring of reincarnation. The only person who may have access to everything in Lu Bu's past is the Zhunti saint who is deeply within the seal of reincarnation. However, Saint Zhunti's saint mark is too busy to take care of now. It is easy to enter but difficult to come out. Unless Lu Bu truly recovers his true spiritual will, Saint Houtu will not release Saint Zhunti.
In fact, when Lu Bu was still the God of War in Hulao and the number one ghost god, this man had been thinking about a problem. Why are Lishan Mother, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Guanyin Bodhisattva so idle and doing something to test the Zen mind of the Four Saints? Are they really just teasing Zhu Bajie?
Lu Bu has never liked to think with his brain, because relying on martial arts intuition is often enough. And once Lu Bu starts thinking, he will definitely slide in an unpredictable direction:
Who really? Who is Ai Ai? Who is Lian Lian?
Does Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva plan to get married?
Since Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva like to be women, why don't we just turn these two Bodhisattvas into women if we are good people and send Buddhas to the West?
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This is Lu Bu, this is Lu Bu. Lu Bu never thought that he would be beaten to death, so this man really planned to implement his above-mentioned ideas.
Come to think of it, Lu Bu himself never expected that he would become the famous eunuch Tang Sanzang. Moreover, can we say that Lu Bu really deserves to be Lu Bu? Always have an artistic heart. When Lu Bu was still the number one ghost and god, he wanted to make Manjushri and Samantabhadra into women. When Lu Bu now became Tang Sanzang, he still did not forget his original intention. He first changed his eldest disciple Sun Wukong into Sun Xiaomei, then turned his second disciple Zhu Bajie into Zhu Bamei, and finally turned the undercover agent sent by the Jade Emperor Sha Wujing became Sha Jingjing.
If Lu Bu's soul and will recover, at this time, he will definitely think seriously about a question, that is, whether Manjushri, Samantabhadra and Guanyin Bodhisattva will become the True Love Lotus, and whether they will take the Four Holy Tests again. Zen mind.
After all, the monkey, Bajie and Sha Seng are now the little female monkey, the little sow and the little female fish. If Manjushri, Samantabhadra and Guanyin Bodhisattva turn into Zhenzhen, Aiai and Lianlian, Zhu Bajie has that intention. , and they don’t have that ability. Could it be that these three Bodhisattvas turned into princes to perform beauty tricks? If this is really going to happen, Lu Bu is going to vomit, and Sun Wukong, Zhu Wu Neng and Sha Wu Jing are going to fight. Just in time, Lu Bu passed his tyrant blood to Sha Wu Jing last night, which happened to allow Sha Wu Jing to use Manjusri. Practice with Samantabhadra. As for Guanyin Bodhisattva, of course Lu Bu should be left alone.
It stands to reason that the current Buddhist scripture collection team suffers from severe Yin deficiency and Yang deficiency, and even the little white dragon has to become a little mare. If the old lady Lishan and the three Bodhisattvas still come to seduce this, it will be simply It is an insult to everyone's IQ. This Four Saints Test Zen Mind Activity, which is full of flaws and loopholes, should be nipped in the bud.
However, some people want to rub everyone's IQ on the ground!
A hundred miles away, in the middle of an uninhabited mountain, there happened to be a house.
Tang Seng and his disciples didn't have time to have dinner, and the smell of rice just happened to spread.
Just before dark, a woman appeared.
Based on Xuanzang's paranoia when he was at Gao Laozhuang, Gao Cuilan was still an out-and-out virgin because she didn't get along well with Zhu Bajie. However, she was shamelessly targeted by Xuanzang. Not to mention one reason, let alone one, two, or countless unreasonable points. Therefore, Xuanzang had no intention of entering this school at all, no matter how attractive and seductive the middle-aged woman was, this was a matter of principle that Xuanzang had held for many years.
"Wuneng, go and get the master's brocade cassock!"
Sun Wukong:...
Zhu Wuneng:...
Sha Wujing:...
Master did have principles, but Xuanzang’s principles were unprincipled. As the saying goes, the three levels follow the five senses, it is talking about a man like Xuanzang.
Something happened! And something big happened!
It was fine last night. Only last night Master Sanzang taught his strongest physique to Sha Wujing. But today, after the moon had been out for a while, Xuanzang was still the same Xuanzang, and Sanzang was nowhere to be seen.
Zhu Bajie was waiting for a good show, and he had reason to suspect that the reason why he made a big mistake in the Four Saints' Zen trial was entirely because this guy had some indescribable purpose. While pretending not to know the three Bodhisattvas, what if we really choose the most beautiful Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in Buddhism?
Sha Wujing completely acted like he didn't know anything. If he had time to care about Master Sanzang, he might as well care about the hegemonic blood in his body. Such power contained a complete avenue, and he could at least cultivate the blood of Taiyi Golden Immortal. Sha Wujing used himself to save others, and believed that Lu Bu must be scheming against him.
Only the monkey has become impatient many times. If it weren't for this courtyard and the woman in this courtyard, something was really wrong. Now the monkey would have to check all aspects of his master's body.
However, Tang Xuanzang acted like a normal person and didn't care at all why he took the initiative tonight, and even gave full play to his talent and characteristics of the reincarnation of Golden Chanzi. From the moment I walked in until now, a pair of wise Buddha eyes that have seen through the world of mortals has never blinked:
"How old is the female donor?"
Who is Lishan Old Mother? She is the ancestor of all snakes in the world. She is suspected to be the good corpse chopped off by the saint Nuwa before she became a saint. In the past ten thousand years, Xuanzang was the first person who dared to publicly "tease" Lishan's mother, which was indeed commendable for his courage. Mother Lishan naturally knew that it was not Tang Sanzang but Xuanzang himself. Because of this, Old Mother Lishan felt that she had always underestimated the golden cicada in Lingshan. If nothing else, his courage is really extraordinary:
"Old woman, there are four in four this year!"
This was the last forbearance shown by Mother Lishan to Tang Xuanzang. One was the "old woman". Calling her this way often meant that she had already been betrothed to her. The other was the number "forty-four". To understand it simply, you "Do you" want to die?
However, Xuanzang didn't have this consciousness at all, even though the monkey was already "begging" his master with his eyes. Master, you are seeking death, don't take us with you. Look, how scared Junior Brother Zhu and Junior Brother Sha were:
"Female donor, can I marry someone else?"
Ruined! Die, die!
You must know that "whether" and "whether" are completely different concepts. If Xuanzang was talking about "whether", it can be deduced that Tang Xuanzang was concerned about whether her marriage was happy. But what Xuanzang said was "can it", and "can" means, what do you think of me, Xuanzang, or else just follow me.
Sun Wukong opened his fiery eyes wide. Even if he died, the monkey would still know how he died today. Unlike Zhu Bajie, it seems that he has already planned to dig a hole in the ground. Not like Sha Wujing, who closed his eyes and waited for death.
"Giggle..." Mother Lishan smiled. If she still had doubts at first, now she finally confirmed that this Jin Chanzi is really a man with great ideas: "I don't know that the master is asking for marriage for himself. Or do you want to find a good marriage for some of the master’s disciples?”
If Xuanzang's brain wasn't filled with so much white paste, he would have reacted at this time. All three of her apprentices were "female". Why did this old woman say that she was seeking a marriage for several of Tang Xuanzang's apprentices? However, this is Xuanzang. Even though he knew there was something wrong with Gao Cuilan, he still jumped in boldly. What's more, before he came to tease the old woman tonight, Xuanzang had been meditating on the Avalokitesvara Heart Sutra.
Look, this is the wisdom of men!
Even if this old woman is really a monster, when Sister Guanshiyin arrives, Xuanzang can say with a clear conscience: Bah, the poor monk can see at a glance that you are not human...
