Tempted!
I don’t know if it was because of the weakness of his soul caused by the injury, but the monkey actually felt that he was shamefully tempted. If he could eat Zhu Bajie as a dessert, it would definitely be delicious. With her harmless loli face and ripe papaya figure, any man who sees Bajie will feel thirsty inexplicably.
The monkey's injury this time was really severe, and even his natural stone monkey was about to be unable to bear it. After all, Sun Wukong is also a creature born from the Sky-Mending Stone by Saint Nuwa. In the past, monkeys were injured for as little as two or three days and as long as five or six days. But this time, the recovery date starts directly within six months. In the final analysis, even Guanshiyin Bodhisattva did not dare to force it when Qi and Shen merged at the end. He used such great force, and the monkey was already gifted before he died.
However, that's all. What makes the monkey think Zhu Bajie is hypocritical and shameless the most is because this dead pig has a Jade Emperor (imperial younger brother) in one mouthful. The reason why the monkeys made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then was just to be on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor. Now his master has become the "Jade Emperor" in Zhu Bajie's mouth despite having done nothing.
"Today, I will give you another Dharma title, called Bajie!"
"Jade Emperor, can you please stop giving me the dharma name Bajie?"
"Bajie, please don't call me Master the Jade Emperor, keep a low profile!"
"Okay, brother Jade Emperor!"
Xuanzang is so interested in his second disciple, naturally because Sanzang's transformation of Zhu Bajie's female body deeply touched Xuanzang's heart. Who doesn't like this cute and sensible little Lolita? This second disciple is more fussy than Wukong. Be more obedient. Zhu Bajie didn't have the slightest dislike for his Master Xuanzang, but he always referred to him as Brother Jade Emperor. This was not only because of the effect of the restraint, but more importantly because Zhu Bajie knew deeply that the master during the day and the master at night were not the same person at all. As for who the master was that night, Zhu Bajie had a vague guess.
In general, the monkey recognized the master at night more, while Zhu Bajie liked the master during the day more. But nothing can hide the fact that both Monkey and Zhu Bajie are useless!
White Dragon Horse is a little mare with the ability to control wind and rain. Nowadays, she is an out-and-out tool person.
I have to say that Xuanzang is really a shameless and out-and-out genius. Once, Zhu Bajie thought that he was thick-skinned enough, but compared with this master, he was simply dwarfed. The Tathagata Buddha chose such people to travel to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, which completely discredited Buddhism. Tell me, which eminent monk can do such a thing?
There is no doubt about the comfort level of Bai Longma. Adhering to the idea of good for you, good for me, and good for everyone, Xuanzang took care of each of his disciples.
It would be fine if the monkey lay on the little white dragon's neck. After all, Sun Wukong's body was weak, but Sun Wukong's dazzling eyes were not blind. It would be best to stay in front and look at the road. In this way, the monkey put his hands around Xiao Bailong's horse's neck, exposing his entire back.
Zhu Bajie was lying on Xiao Bailong's horse's butt. There was nothing he could do. Zhu Bajie and the monkey were incompatible. Since the monkey chose the horse's neck, Zhu Bajie could only choose the horse's butt. Because it is impossible for Zhu Bajie to touch the monkey's butt with his hot face, Zhu Bajie and the monkey are actually facing each other tail to tail.
Do you think this is the end?
Sun Wukong is the wounded, Zhu Bajie is the wounded, what about Xuanzang? Xuanzang said that he is the master and he is a master who has no strength to restrain a chicken. You have the heart to let a fair master walk seventy or eighty miles every day. Moreover, in order to resolve the irreconcilable contradiction between Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, who would Xuanzang give me? Therefore, there is a scene like this. Tang Xuanzang rides the white dragon horse upside down, puts his back to Sun Wukong's back, and faces Zhu Bajie's back with his front.
Alas, it’s really difficult for Xuanzang’s good intentions.
Obviously the situation of the three masters and disciples was so difficult, Xuanzang did not forget to teach Zhu Bajie earnestly. The conversation above took place under such circumstances.
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Just like that, after walking and walking, the master and the apprentice finally arrived at the land of the Yellow Wind Monster!
Once, Monkey and Xuanzang stayed at Guanyin Courtyard for three months.
Because Xuanzang had to bathe in front of the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva every night, the monkey was lucky enough to see how majestic his master was.
Now, Zhu Bajie might not have to communicate with his master on horseback for three months.
No matter how smoothly the white dragon horse walks, Zhu Bajie can deeply feel his master's deep love for him. If it weren't for the restraint, Zhu Bajie would have killed this shameless master long ago.
This magical combination of "White Dragon Horse Sandwich" really shocked Liu Ding Liujia and other gods. In fact, even the superior and resourceful Tiger Pioneer under the Yellow Wind Monster could only watch Tang Seng and his disciples swaggering into their King Huang Feng Cave. Is there any mistake? You delivered the food to my door before I caught you?
Not to mention Tiger Pioneer, both Monkey and Zhu Bajie were stupid. We all know that Master, you will be very cool at night, but it is not dark yet. What is going on, Master?
When he arrived in front of the Yellow Wind Cave, Xuanzang got off the white dragon horse and said, "Donor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. I passed by the temple today and saw that it was getting late. I wanted to stay in your place. It was too late. Some fast food!”
Yellow Wind Monster:......
who I am?
where am I?
What am I going to do?
Seeing this scene, Liu Ding Liujia divided half of his staff to look after Tang Monk and his disciples, while the other half went directly to Lingji Bodhisattva. If you go too late, Lingji Bodhisattva's pet may be played to death by Tang Monk and his disciples.
The fire is lit and the pot rack is up!
Xuanzang recited his own Avalokitesvara Heart Sutra and was not worried at all that he would be the one to take the blame later. I don’t know if the yellow wind monster has any evil intentions. Not only did he order people to strip off all the clothes of this eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, he also ordered Tiger Pioneer to spread honey evenly on Xuanzang’s body without even putting it there. Pass...
Before, it was Monkey and Zhu Bajie who felt inferior in front of their master. Now, it is the turn of Tiger Pioneer and Yellow Wind Monster to feel inferior in front of Tang Monk.
The Yellow Wind Monster didn't intend to eat Xuanzang's food at first, but after seeing Xuanzang as a majestic and true man, he lost control. Even if Lingji Bodhisattva came, the Yellow Wind Monster would still eat it. As long as it is a man, there is no one who does not want to eat Xuanzang. As long as it is a woman, there is also no one who does not want to eat Xuanzang. Perhaps, this is the charm of Xuanzang.
The reason why the Yellow Wind Monster has been dawdling until now is also due to Xuanzang's new second disciple Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie sacrificed everything for this family and his master. It was precisely because the Yellow Wind Monster was so fascinated by Zhu Bajie that he somewhat forgot about the time.
Although Zhu Bajie was the one responsible for betraying the color today, the monkey's 18,000 monkey hairs couldn't help but tremble. Today is Zhu Bajie, what about tomorrow? Today's yellow wind monster likes big papayas like Zhu Bajie. What if tomorrow's monster likes monkeys? Zhu Bajie has seen through it, and so has the monkey. The emotional master plans to use this method to get through.
During the year and a half when Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have not recovered, if they encounter a male monster, Monkey and Bajie will be responsible for betraying their lust. On the contrary, if you encounter a female temptress, it will be Tang Xuanzang's turn to show his prowess.
It’s scary to think about this kind of thing!
