"Wukong, my master suspects that there must be something dangerous hidden in this woman's clothes!"
"Wukong, my master suspects that there must be a secret weapon of monsters in this woman's body!"
"Wukong, my master is suspicious. This woman must be here for my master's body!"
...
Fickle is generally used to describe women. But in Sun Wukong's case, the word fickle is naturally used to describe his master. Out of a serious and responsible work attitude, the monkey used a golden cudgel and sharp eyes to examine Gao Cuilan up and down, inside and out, and gave Xuanzang an affirmative answer:
"people!"
Xuanzang had been waiting for the word "monkey", and just now he could not avoid it and hid far away. At this moment, the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty put his hands together and solemnly said:
"Alas, if I don't go to hell, who will? I have no choice but to let my teacher come and check it myself!"
Sun Wukong was really fed up. If Xuanzang hadn't recited a tight curse during the day, the monkey would have fallen out with the so-called master. Moreover, this monk was extremely evil. He would check it in person if he said he would check it personally. He actually took Gao Cuilan into a small dark room and locked the door. He said that he was chanting sutras to ward off evil spirits.
But the noise of the chanting was a bit loud. Yuan Wai Gao and Mrs. Gao beat the door desperately. It's just that the power of exorcism is a bit too strong. Miss Gao Cuilan and Gao take one bite at a time...
The monkey once doubted life. Is this a great Buddhist monk? How could he feel more evil than a monster? To be honest, the monkey had long thought that Xuanzang was abnormal. He was clearly an out-and-out monster monk!
However, Monkey doesn't intend to slay demons. She is a demon herself, and she is just a demon. Monkey doesn't care what nonsense Xuanzang is doing, she just needs to make sure that Xuanzang doesn't die on the road. The monkey doesn't care whether Xuanzang reaches the West or whether he can obtain the scriptures. All she wants is power. All in all, Xuanzang is not a good person, and the monkey is not a good monster. The monkey always feels that the monster in Xuanzang is more powerful than himself.
The monkey believed that his master would solve everything. After all, when they first met, Xuanzang used a piece of talisman paper to teach the monkey how to be a demon several times. However, Monkey is going to add some difficulty to Xuanzang. What would the Jade Emperor do if someone lived alone in the same room with the Jade Emperor's wife, the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother? This is almost the situation now. If we wait for the pig demon to come and find his wife in Xuanzang's house, the scene will be so beautiful that no monkey can bear to look at it, tsk tsk.
Therefore, for the first time today, the monkey did not spy on his master. Instead, he ran to Gao Cuilan's boudoir to wait for the pig monster. The monkey said that he must be a good apprentice and send the pig demon to the master's door.
...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Xuanzang wrote the eight characters Qiankunkanligenchenzhendui in the eight directions in the room. With the blessing of the innate Bagua, this house is impregnable, and it is simply a small eight-door lock. With the blessing of the eight-door formation, Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao were able to come in. That would be hell!
Moreover, because Xuanzang did not have the habit of asking people to listen to corners, not only was the space isolated, but the sound was also completely isolated. After completing all the preliminary preparations, Xuanzang revealed his true colors:
"Female donor, just scream. Even if your throat is broken by screaming, no one will come..."
Xuanzang found out that he was poisonous. To be precise, he shouldn't have said "No one will come to save you if you scream until your throat is broken." This kind of flag-setting nonsense. After today, Xuanzang no longer believes in the fiery eyes of monkeys. What kind of fiery eyes are there? Is this Gao Cuilan a human? Xuanzang only felt that his career was full of regrets. He just wanted to use this woman to help him practice. Is it wrong to practice this kind of thing? Is it a big deal to become a monk? Why does the world treat him like this?
what happened?
It turned out that Gao Cuilan had been crying and calling her parents' names. After Xuanzang said his flag, he actually smiled and responded to Xuanzang like this: "Really? That slave family is really scared to death!"
Xuanzang felt that there was something wrong with Gao Cuilan. Even under the force of a pig demon, he could keep his body as pure as jade. Could it be that the pig demon was a love interest? Therefore, Xuanzang arranged for his apprentice to take action. If the monkey exerted a little force, he would use his hands and feet to raise and lower his hands on the spot in front of Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao. If there is any shame, won't this woman reveal her secret? But the monkey just didn't listen to Xuanzang and insisted on using a stick to paddle the water, which was useless.
Xuanzang himself didn't mind the monkey touching Gao Cuilan. On the contrary, the monkey himself had high moral standards and was determined not to touch the woman his master liked. Xuanzang was so moved that he almost cried: Wukong, thank you.
What is wisdom? This is wisdom.
As Xuanzang himself said, there is no woman who does not covet Xuanzang's body. Therefore, Xuanzang was not afraid to assume the worst malice about any female creature that appeared around him. However, even though Xuanzang was so cautious, he still fell into the trap of others. Alas, I don’t blame the enemy for being too cunning, I just blame our teammates for being ineffective.
So, should Xuanzang just sit back and wait for death?
It is possible that Xuanzang immediately used his strongest ability to communicate with others. Because Xuanzang did not know how awesome his master, the monk Faming, was, he did not recite the Bodhicitta of his master. Sutra, instead, I call Sister Guanyin with the Avalokitesvara Heart Sutra.
"Giggle!" Gao Cuilan laughed wildly. Just the mortal form of the third lady of the Gao family can make the pig demon fascinated. Once Gao Cuilan reveals the essence of her soul, even monkeys who don't understand the charm can't turn a blind eye. .
Naturally, Xuanzang was also strongly impacted. This was also the first major failure of Xuanzang's telepathy. The chanting was interrupted because my heartbeat was too fast. You know, Xuanzang himself was a scumbag, but this body was not. Being able to surrender this body shows how high the charm of this person is. Therefore, Xuanzang decisively admitted his defeat:
"well!!!"
Gao Cuilan, a senior girl in high school, exuded a yin aura that was completely different from Lu Bu's. There was a cold loneliness in her bones:
"Little monk, why don't you chant sutras?"
Xuanzang watched helplessly as others scratched his face with long nails, as if he was the one being teased. The world was declining, and people's hearts were not the same: "Sister Chang'e, the monk is wrong!"
Xuanzang was not a serious monk, and the monkey was not a serious monkey. Liu Ding Liujia, who was responsible for escorting Xuanzang all the way to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, was often beaten in turns by this pair of masters and disciples. Therefore, Xuanzang learned a lot of tidbits. For example, Yang Jian and the Jade Emperor fell in love with Chang'e at the same time, but Chang'e fell in love with Tianpeng. Moreover, it is said that the Jade Emperor found a random reason for Tianpeng to molest Chang'e and violated the law of heaven, so he blasted Tianpeng into the mortal world.
Xuanzang was indeed very smart, but he figured out the whole process through the Yin energy emanating from Gao Cuilan. Marshal Tianpeng was thrown into the mortal world and turned into a pig demon. Chang'e did not change her infatuation and threw a part of her soul into the mortal world...
It's a pity that Xuanzang's story is very exciting and exciting. Even if the gods heard it, they would be slightly distracted. But Gao Cuilan was not an ordinary woman. She was not shocked at all. She just looked at Tang Xuanzang with a pair of wonderful eyes: "Little monk, I like you more and more!"
Xuanzang could not contact Guanyin Bodhisattva through his mind, so did Xuanzang give up?
No joke, Xuanzang is a master that even monkeys must take seriously. As long as the monkey is not careful, he will fall into Xuanzang's trap. Just now, Xuanzang had inadvertently stepped on the birth gate of the eight-door magic circle, but what really happened was that just a second before the eight-door transfer was launched, Gao Cuilan froze the eight-door "Qiankunkanligenchenzhendui" An ancient word.
Originally this was Xuanzang's home court, where he could advance, attack, retreat or defend. But now, this has become Gao Cuilan's domain. As long as you choose not to melt the ice with your own body temperature and enthusiasm, you can never leave here.
This time, Xuanzang really stepped on the iron plate!
Without saying anything, Gao Cuilan had already begun to untie her belt...
