Why Xuanzang used his own bath water to wipe the golden body of Guanyin Bodhisattva was not out of any bad taste, but simply because of the simplest environmental awareness and water resources must not be wasted. Monkeys, after all, still cannot understand the profoundness and profound realm from Xuanzang!
Monkey doesn't know what's wrong with him. Is he addicted to abuse? Is he a bitch? Is it really just because his body reverses yin and yang that his personality has changed?
The monkey has changed, really changed!
In the past, I wanted to bully others three times a day. Now, I wish I could be bullied by my master every night. On the surface, the most irritating thing for Monkey is to be pressed down by the master, but Monkey's body tells her that she is not actually disgusted by such a thing, but feels happy. Being suppressed by the master, he naturally lost. I don’t know when, Monkey became obsessed with this master-disciple sport. Being beaten down every night is such a strange feeling.
Well, Lu Bu has actually noticed that after he reversed the yin and yang of the monkey, this classmate Sun Xiaomei has a serious sexual tendency. But so what if you see it, it’s not easy to find a monkey that can’t be beaten or played with, so it’s not too late to be happy.
So after three months, Monkey's relationship with Xuanzang was so-so, but his relationship with Tripitaka improved by leaps and bounds!
The strong will always admire the strong. Although Monkey temporarily changed his gender, this is not the reason why Monkey likes or depends on Master Tripitaka. The reason why the monkey was so active was because he wanted to find an opportunity to knock the master down. Being overwhelmed by his master every day, Monkey also wants to gain an overwhelming advantage.
The monkey was so "enthusiastic" that Lu Bu had to avoid this guy now.
Lu Bu and Monkey had their first fight, and Monkey was knocked unconscious by Lu Bu's thirty-three punches. At that time, all the bones in the monkey's body were broken, and the new cool version of the dark chain armor was shattered. In the end, it was Lu Bu who cleaned up the monkey. Not only did all the bones be reset and reattached, even the clothes were truly "tailor-made". I made a tiger skin dress according to my monkey figure. It's a pity that Monkey only wore such a nice tiger skin dress once. When Monkey woke up, he refused to wear it in front of Lu Bu again.
In the second fight between Lu Bu and Monkey, Monkey was almost cooked by Lu Bu's yang energy and inner fire. It is no exaggeration to say that Lu Bu's Yang Qi is the Qi of the Sun, and Lu Bu's Heart Fire is the predecessor of Fallen Heart Flame. After the monkey's Xinjin body came into contact with Lu Bu's yang energy and heart fire, the internal organs were not affected. The key was that the monkey's belly couldn't bear it, which is where the human uterus is. But even under this situation, the monkey still fought all night, although he was carried back by Lu Bu the next day.
From the monkey's perspective, insulting oneself is the real purpose of the master!
The first time he lost, the monkey fell unconscious and the master did whatever he wanted.
After losing for the second time, the monkey was exhausted and the master hugged him hard.
However, Lu Bu didn't think so, and he was completely at a huge loss!
The first time I won, Monkey immediately understood.
The second time I won, the monkey learned a lesson on the spot.
So much so that Lu Bu is now hiding from the monkey. In order to improve his cultivation level, the monkey wants to put himself in front of his master. This kind of apprentice is really too cunning...
In the two wars, if Lu Bu wanted to, he could have killed the monkey. And it is precisely because the monkey has experienced a near-death experience that his strength will unscientifically improve after each recovery. Lu Bu believed that once he showed signs of loneliness, the monkey would definitely be the first to pounce on him. After experiencing the rapid improvement in strength, Monkey now only needs to squeeze everything out of Lu Bu and absorb the nutrients he needs:
In the first battle, Monkey learned Lu Bu's Jing and Qi combination, which is a powerful fighting magical power that integrates the power of the physical body and the energy of the earthly evil. At its strongest, it can empty two acupoints at once. With the monkey's current level of sixty-four Earthly Evil Acupoints, he can hit thirty-two golden hoops combining essence and energy. Each one of them is enough to crack mountains and crack rocks.
During World War II, Monkey learned Lu Bu's Yang Five Thunder Method. Currently, the monkey can use the Five Counter-Yang Thunders. After he recovers his body of Geng Metal, he will be able to use the Five Yang Thunders. The effect of Yang Wu Lei on the monkey is mainly to exercise the monkey's inner fire and help her subdue her inner ape. In addition, if the thunder method is not advanced, the physical fitness can be slowly improved. If the monkey has a body of Geng metal, then the Yang Wu Lei will make the monkey's speed and strength explode in a short period of time. If the monkey has a body of Xinjin, then the Five Thunders Against Yang will fill the monkey's body with black thunder and lightning. This kind of thunder and lightning will be the best defense. Once touched, it will be like a needle prick. In short, the Five Yang Thunders will bring an explosion, and the Five Yang Thunders have the power of Xinjin, so they are the best choice for breaking defenses or as a defense.
Because of this, Monkey can't wait for the third master-disciple battle with his master!
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Gao Laozhuang!
The ups and downs of life come too quickly. It doesn't matter whether Gao Yuanwai or Mrs. Gao cries, or even if she doesn't cry. Cry, because my miserable third daughter Gao Cuilan was finally rescued from the backyard by a monk. Don't cry, Gao Cuilan just escaped from the clutches of the monster and fell into the hands of another monster again.
Look, this is Master Xuanzang and his disciples, how they bullied this family.
Xuanzang clasped his hands together, looking like a great monk: "Wukong, he is a girl!"
Of course Gao Cuilan is a girl, but after following this master for so long, how could Monkey not know what the master meant by girl. In Xuanzang's eyes, Huanghua girl is a girl, and everyone else is an old woman. Moreover, the monkey would not question his master's expertise at all. Regardless of whether it was a human or a demon, an immortal or a Buddha, as long as it was a female, Xuanzang would know at a glance whether it was a girl or not. Professional ability, not convinced: "Oh!"
Gao Cuilan is a girl, which is a huge flaw. According to what Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao said, the monster that forced Gao Cuilan on his daughter was a pig monster. Pig monsters are creatures that do nothing but eat. It's been several years, and the pig demon hasn't conquered Cuilan yet. Is it possible that the pig demon can't do it? Tricky, there must be something fishy in it!
Xuanzang became excited inexplicably: "Wukong, come on!"
Go up, who do you go up to, how do you go up? Sun Wukong quickly gave the answer, took out the golden hoop, and placed it directly on Gao Cuilan's neck. The golden hoop must be close to Gao Cuilan's skin. The cold golden hoop will open the pores of Gao Cuilan's body. . On the surface, Gao Cuilan's body reaction was extremely normal. But Sun Wukong didn't care about this kind of thing. The golden cudgel began to slide inch by inch from top to bottom. As long as there was something wrong with Gao Cuilan, nothing could escape the induction of the psychic magic weapon's golden cudgel.
Seeing this scene, Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao almost fainted, and the two elderly people burst into tears:
"Cuilan!"
"My poor daughter!"
...
I am really worried. Did Xuanzang let the monkey get on him like this? Does the golden cudgel have temperature? Can the golden cudgel convey the feelings between people?
Xuanzang was about to dance with joy: "Wukong, don't do it yet!"
monkey:...
Xuanzang had evil tastes, and Monkey knew this all too well. One girl, two girls... In Xuanzang's world, the more the merrier. Xuanzang has always regarded Sun Wukong as a female monkey who can give birth to monkeys, and Xuanzang's favorite thing to watch is girls fighting. This is also the fundamental reason why Monkey does not like Xuanzang, but appreciates Tripitaka more.
Seeing that the monkey was still reluctant to take action, Xuanzang seemed to have remembered something: "Master, I almost forgot, Wukong, you can't do it anymore!"
monkey:......
Sun Wukong wants to kill someone, really! ! !
The monkey had completely seen through Xuanzang. Xuanzang himself did not find anything wrong with Gao Cuilan, but the old pervert, out of concern for his own safety, deliberately let the monkey be regarded as the "evil person". Even if Gao Cuilan is really the incarnation of an immortal Buddha, offending people is like a monkey offending people. After all, people are inspected by monkeys, and their clothes are torn by monkeys...
Everything has nothing to do with me, Xuanzang!
